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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-01-2002 12:17:37 AM
Just IMed me on AIM.

w00t

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-01-2002 12:18:10 AM
The girl I like is sleeping.

Booooo.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-01-2002 12:18:58 AM
Okay, this was gonna be an April Fools Thread, but I'm too lazy to go through with it.
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Ozimander
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posted 04-01-2002 12:19:32 AM
The girl I like is a whore. That slut. She looooves the cock! Bong!

Ozius

EDIT: I didn't feel I was vulgar enough

[ 04-01-2002: Message edited by: Ozimander J. Griswald ]

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-01-2002 12:19:50 AM
I was going to say she was probably just IMing you as an April Fool's joke, but I didn't want to be mean.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Ozimander
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posted 04-01-2002 12:44:32 AM
Well?! DETAILS!

Ozius

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 04-01-2002 12:48:24 AM
I'm disowning this thread.

No longer will it be related to me, and I shall no longer post in it.

Have fun. Hijack at will.

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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 04-01-2002 12:51:15 AM
I own ozious and Daemo 2v1 in counterstrike.....


That is all.

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Maradon!
posted 04-01-2002 04:09:59 AM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
The girl I like is a whore. That slut. She looooves the cock! Bong!

No no, what you need is a closet-slut. The type that's really a slut but keeps up the pretense that she isn't. The pretense will keep her from cheating on you, and make her more presentable in public.

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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 04-01-2002 04:12:58 AM
quote:
Comrade_Snoota wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
The girl I like is sleeping.

Booooo.


Yeah?
Aww. That's too bad.

Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Ozimander
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posted 04-01-2002 10:21:47 AM
quote:
Maradön? had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
No no, what you need is a closet-slut. The type that's really a slut but keeps up the pretense that she isn't. The pretense will keep her from cheating on you, and make her more presentable in public.


Then I got one all lined up! Thank you my face-contortin friend. You have been much help.

And Snoota's gay. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Ozius

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