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Topic: I'm out for a bit...
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 03-23-2002 07:46:46 PM
I'm off to Colorado for spring break. I should be back next Sunday or Monday.

So, uhh, I'll see you all then, mmmm'kay.

-El

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-23-2002 07:47:32 PM
Get drunk. Get laid.

See you when you come back.

Maradon!
posted 03-23-2002 07:48:54 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Get drunk. Get laid.

YES

Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 03-23-2002 07:50:56 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
Get drunk. Get laid.

See you when you come back.


I think this is sort of advice for life.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Alaan
posted 03-23-2002 07:52:42 PM
I'm going to be gone next Friday due to moving...so I don't see myself getting drunk or laid. Not to mention I'm [/i]legally[/i] underage for both.
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 03-23-2002 07:53:34 PM
Hey, so am I, but that doesn't make it not fun.
Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 03-23-2002 08:10:43 PM
Get drunk and laid, in Colorado? Are you kidding? This is like, the conservative epicenter of the US. We've got more churches than public schools.

Not that I mind it being the conservative epicenter of the US...

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 03-23-2002 08:52:40 PM
quote:
Arttemis the Twink stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:

Not that I mind it being the conservative epicenter of the US...

So the conservatives don't mind bisexual (un)necropheliacs?

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 03-23-2002 10:10:38 PM
If you see a 13 year old blonde kid named Tyler, tell him Kegwen says hi. But I doubt you will, and even if you did I really doubt it'd be the same one.

Ignore the above... have fun

Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 03-23-2002 10:11:31 PM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis had this to say about (_|_):
So the conservatives don't mind bisexual (un)necropheliacs?

...wut?

Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 03-23-2002 10:12:13 PM
quote:
Arttemis the Twink's fortune cookie read:
...wut?

He insulted your mother!

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 03-23-2002 10:12:41 PM
quote:
Elethi attempted to be funny by writing:
He insulted your mother!

ROFLMAO.

Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 03-23-2002 10:23:08 PM
I am insulted.

No womenz have posted on my thread.

Anyone want to be my token woman?

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 03-23-2002 10:25:13 PM
quote:
Elethi had this to say about Cuba:
Anyone want to be my token woman?

okay! what do i gotta do? and if it's anything bad, yer gonna have TROUBLE on yer hands...and in other places..

Kloie hides her knife... ¬_¬

Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 03-23-2002 10:27:04 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Duck Tales:
okay! what do i gotta do? and if it's anything bad, yer gonna have TROUBLE on yer hands...and in other places..

Kloie hides her knife... ¬_¬


Elethi gives Kwoy a big hug.

Thanks Now my thread is complete.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-24-2002 01:18:02 AM
poor 'lethi
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 03-24-2002 01:35:36 AM
quote:
Arttemis the Twink had this to say about Cuba:
We've got more churches than public schools.


churches + schools= (insert religon) Schools

(insert religon) School= uniform school girls

uniform school girls + Mr.Duck= Happy Mr.Duck

Happy Mr.Duck + nuclear armaments= part of eastern asia missing

part of eastern asia missing=less anime

less anime = angry Mr.Duck

Angry Mr.Duck+ Nuclear Armaments = belgium missing

Belgium missing = no more wafffles

no more waffles = sad Mr.Duck

..i think the point of this post was lost after the quote....


gawds am i bored

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-24-2002 06:58:55 AM
quote:
Synjari stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
poor 'lethi
If I remember right, Reyolen is also off for a few days. Some sort of band trip.

When Elethi gets back, he will be happy to have gone, and he will be happy to be back with his friends. None the worse for wear, and all the more raring to catch up on anything he missed.

This also gives Faelynn a little more time to get DSL

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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 03-31-2002 05:53:04 PM
I return!

Wiser, and with a bad goggle tan.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 03-31-2002 07:01:32 PM
quote:
Arttemis the Twink stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
...wut?

Well. We know you swing both ways (Amyth and Mort) and you like (un)dead entities (Mortious). Therefore you are a bisexual (un)necropheliac!

Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 03-31-2002 08:26:50 PM
I see.

Too bad you forgot to include your mom when talking about how I swing both ways.

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 03-31-2002 09:41:30 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Arttemis the Twink:
Get drunk and laid, in Colorado? Are you kidding? This is like, the conservative epicenter of the US. We've got more churches than public schools.

Not that I mind it being the conservative epicenter of the US...


Hmm, I think your neighbors to the west are a little more conservative than you. Utah has many many many more churches than schools (Two Mormon churches are sharing a parking lot 1 block to the east of me, and then theres another one 3 or 4 blocks away, and then another 3 blocks from there, and more all around all of those...)

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