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Topic: Koosh Man, back by demand.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-02-2002 06:11:57 PM
As we can all see, Mr Koosh has been busy in the time we've not seen him! Look at what a little thief he is!


But he picked the wrong badass to steal from!

Did I say badass? I meant pussy. Sorry Aragorn.

As any good thief, he loots the corpse and steals his weapon.

Silly Koosh Man! He should of been paying attention to what is always just to the left of the camera!

But what drives Legolas to do what he does? What makes him tick? He must be bound by a strict rule of ethics and heritage! ...or not

He just loves them wimmin.


Now leave me alone, Parce.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 02-02-2002 06:15:49 PM
That was funny. Da dun tsch
The World is Yours
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-02-2002 06:16:26 PM
YES.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-02-2002 06:17:46 PM
I suppose I ought to seek mental help about now.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-02-2002 06:21:28 PM
You rock so much.
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Darius!
Pancake
posted 02-02-2002 06:24:37 PM
Woot.
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 02-02-2002 07:39:26 PM
rofl, I have all of the action figures in that post
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-02-2002 09:19:09 PM
YSE!
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-02-2002 09:20:12 PM
quote:
Lenlalron thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
YSE!

Your opinion matters about as much as Sil's.

There shall be no more Koosh Man.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-02-2002 10:43:38 PM
quote:
D had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Your opinion matters about as much as Sil's.

There shall be no more Koosh Man.

NO!!!!!

Funny wuz here.

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-03-2002 12:54:07 AM
quote:
D had this to say about dark elf butts:
Your opinion matters about as much as Sil's.

There shall be no more Koosh Man.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-03-2002 12:57:02 AM
quote:
D had this to say about John Romero:
There shall be no more Koosh Man.
YOU BASTARD!

YOU TOOK THE ONE THING DEAR TO MY LIFE AND TOSSED IT AWAY AS IF IT WAS A MERE TOY!

DDDDAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN YYYYYOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!

*cries*



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-03-2002 05:44:23 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and D was all like:
Your opinion matters about as much as Sil's.

There shall be no more Koosh Man.

[annoying voice]

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-03-2002 05:52:09 AM
...You people need help
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-03-2002 05:56:01 AM
quote:
D had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
...You people need help

...says the Koosh man series creator!

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Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 02-03-2002 07:04:46 AM
Was funny!
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-03-2002 08:13:40 AM
Two things this post has shown me:
1. Koosh Man is beyond the comprehension of me...and yet it amuses me.
2. D's new sig pic looks like he's constipated sitting on the can trying to push one out. This also amuses me for reasons I do not comprehend.

Therefore this thread = Good.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-03-2002 08:15:19 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
1. Koosh Man is beyond the comprehension of me...and yet it amuses me.

That makes two of us. I don't have a damn clue as to why so many people like it.

I find it rather stupid, and often have to stop and force myself to continue shooting while "filming" it.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-03-2002 08:19:16 AM
I imagine a lot of people have days like that. People bug you for your work and you're like "wtf?"

and then you end up doing it anyway. Weird, isn't it?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-03-2002 08:21:49 AM
My biggest problem is finding ideas.

What all can you really do with a Koosh Man, a few LotR action figures, a bag of assorted DC/Marvel action figures, photoshop and a digital camera?

Almost anything really. But it's still annoying to think of something.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-03-2002 08:27:40 AM
you know you're in trouble when you either 1. Find yourself nosing around at the store for figures you could do something cool with in a Koosh Man story or 2. when you find yourself putting faces on household items to create characters for Koosh Man to interact with (Hellooooo mister Whopper box!)
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 02-03-2002 10:15:29 AM
Your creativity makes me happy. I just wish more people would have done this for my birthday like I asked. It literally makes me laugh out loud!
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-03-2002 10:20:03 AM
Koosh-Man rocks, I think, mostly because of the expression on his face. The laugh factor of that look alone makes the pics worth it

Milk and Cheese y00!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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