However, after a few minutes, they began talking extremely loud and screeching and hooting with laughter. I can't stand high pitched noises, and this was worse than chalk down blackboards and dentists' drills. I put on my headphones and tried to drown them out, but even with the volume on max I could still hear them. People were 'shh'ing them, but they didn't pay them any attention.
Finally, I got up and walked over to where they were and asked, "Are you a bunch of girls, or a horde of howler monkeys?" in my best "Don't f**k with me" voice. They stopped, and stared at each other blankly for a total of two minutes before one turned to me and asked, "So, like, what did you say again?" 
I told them very firmly, "Be quiet!" and returned to my seat. I heard them say, "Yeah, like, whatever," as I began to crack the book back open and retrieve my spot. No sooner had I completed the first sentence when they started back up again. 
Now the librarian walked over, a tiny little old woman, but with more steel in her than my sword. So she smacks the closest one over the shoulder and leans right down next to her and asks, "Are you going to be quiet? We've had multiple complaints! If you do not SHUT UP, we'll have to evict you from this library!" in a total "Ice Queen" tone of voice. The girl does the "whatever!" hand flick and returns to her screeching.
The librarian turns red as a beet and is about to yell right back at them when she notices me sitting at the opposite table, glaring at them in equal fury, along with another library volunteer who had stopped his reshelving to ask the girls to be quiet. "Ah, Mr. (name deleted for privacy) could you and this fine young man please escort these delightful young ladies off our property?" she tells the volunteer, and he nods, and I get up to help him.
I pick up one girl in each arm, while he grabs the third. Since they weigh less than 90lbs, I could carry them with ease. The other volunteer, being a rather skinny guy, had a tad more trouble, but we literally threw them out the door. They walked off in a huff without saying a word, and we returned to the library interior, where we got a standing ovation from the people inside the library along with the staff 
I'm sure most of you have known people like this, those kinds of girls should have sonic dampeners affixed to them, or just not be allowed into public places [ 01-13-2002: Message edited by: Azrael/Cthon ]
id like to chuck a few annoyances out the door real fast
like Me fo one.
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Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Robocop:
I don't have the obvious restraint you do, and that "whatever" thing in a shrill valley girl voice REALLY pisses me off. It doesn't just annoy me, it makes the word "Kill" become scribbled all over my mind.
/agree my little sister is like that, whenever she does the valley girl thing I go up into my room, put a speaker on the vent that leads straight into her room (rihgt below mine) and pump some nice distrubed, static X, or PM5K in there with the base cranked. Shuts her up quite nicely.
and if shes not in her room, I try resist the urge to slap her in the face with a brick.
Martial arts + kicking people out = pwn
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I love that kinda stuff... I'm gonna be a bouncer in a bar!Martial arts + kicking people out = pwn
they look all glamorus.. and yipyipyip loudly.. with a snotty additude
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I love that kinda stuff... I'm gonna be a bouncer in a bar!Martial arts + kicking people out = pwn
well to be a bouncer you hav to LOOK big and tough trust me i know a few dozen bouncers thtough my wifes job
NONE are small guys and martial arts doesnt help with tossin people out intimidation does...
well martial arts WILL help with the PHYSICAL part but thats about it and FYI excessive violence != being a bouncer
High pitched voices, overabundant use of the word 'like' (like, dude, like, we're like, gonna like.. do cool stuff.. like.. cool). Also the overabundant use of the famous 'whatever' word.
Poodles is indeed a good name for em. Too bad it's illegal to shoot poodles 
The sad part is that at my current place of employment I run into these types of girls too. Apparently the company right next door to us is American and employs an ungodly amount of these yip dogs. Which can sometimes be funny but last week it surely wasn't.
I actually had to call security to come up and kick em out heh
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Lawgiver Cadga had this to say about Robocop:
well to be a bouncer you hav to LOOK big and tough trust me i know a few dozen bouncers thtough my wifes job
NONE are small guys and martial arts doesnt help with tossin people out
Absolutely true. Never threw a punch in my life but I was a good bouncer because I was (and am) big and mean when I had to be.
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