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Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 12-28-2001 10:51:42 AM

*whimpers quietly*

click me for the large version


**edit: i spell gud

[ 12-28-2001: Message edited by: Piper ]


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Dead Tired
Is usually a girl
posted 12-28-2001 10:52:48 AM
Put that away!

Don't let my fiancee see that...she was swooning over him the whole movie.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-28-2001 10:52:49 AM
Isn't he Francis, from Malcolm in the Middle?
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 10:54:18 AM
quote:
Bloodsage wrote this stupid crap:
Isn't he Francis, from Malcolm in the Middle?

*blink,blink*

Oh Good God Damn...... Dude!

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-28-2001 10:59:42 AM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Isn't he Francis, from Malcolm in the Middle?

No. He's an Aussie or something exotic like that, I believe.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-28-2001 11:03:14 AM
Honest? He really, really looks like Francis.

And Agent Smith as Elrond was a hoot! He did a good job, but kept that over-enunciated accent from "The Matrix."

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Leaasa
posted 12-28-2001 11:05:15 AM
[agent]MISTER ANDERSON...[/agent]

I couldn't get that voice outta my head the entire time he was on the screen in LotR...

wimin r dum.
this profound wisdom brought to you by the one and only Delidgamond
Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 12-28-2001 11:05:21 AM
*redirects the topic to the deliciousness of the Legolas*

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 12-28-2001 11:09:16 AM
It seems, Mr. Baggins, that you have been living two lives.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 11:09:38 AM
quote:
Leaasa wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
[agent]MISTER ANDERSON...[/agent]

I couldn't get that voice outta my head the entire time he was on the screen in LotR...


[Agent Elrond]Mister Baggins... It seems you've come into possession of a Ring. This... Ring... Must be destroyed.[/Agent Elrond]

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Leaasa
posted 12-28-2001 11:14:26 AM
[agent]Mr Baggins... my colleagues, *points to Piper and Drysart*, think that I'm wasting my time with you... I on the other hand think that you want to do the right thing...[agent]
wimin r dum.
this profound wisdom brought to you by the one and only Delidgamond
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-28-2001 11:15:29 AM
quote:
Leaasa wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
[agent]MISTER ANDERSON...[/agent]

I couldn't get that voice outta my head the entire time he was on the screen in LotR...


So I'm not the only one who had that problem.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-28-2001 11:25:52 AM
he's Orlando Bloom


and /swooon I am gunna marry that elf

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 11:41:57 AM
quote:
Piper had this to say about Orlando Bloom:
*redirects the topic to the deliciousness of the Legolas*


*gets out his elf skinning knife*

Hrmm. Mebbe yu mite be rite. Kag like hiz elf lightly braised in a white wine sauce

http://www.bloodfin.net
Kanid
BANNED
posted 12-28-2001 11:42:49 AM
Not much previous work at all actually : http://us.imdb.com/Name?Bloom,+Orlando
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-28-2001 11:43:15 AM
Do and i'll fry your green butt!
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-28-2001 11:48:43 AM
Damn, but he sure looks like Francis.

/shrug

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 12:00:53 PM
Give the boy wings, he's already got the angsty look down cold....

damned bishy bastards stealing all the women...

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-28-2001 12:03:13 PM
sorry RPC =P I've always liked elves..
Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 12-28-2001 12:10:34 PM
oh god...

*wibbles*


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Leaasa
posted 12-28-2001 12:14:17 PM
wtf is a wibble?
wimin r dum.
this profound wisdom brought to you by the one and only Delidgamond
Kanid
BANNED
posted 12-28-2001 12:25:24 PM
quote:
Leaasa wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
wtf is a wibble?

wibble : something women do while in the midst of orgasmic exstacy. wibbles wibbling wibbled

"Nothing feels more powerful than having a woman's legs wibbling at your ears."

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 12:25:53 PM
I'd kill that bastard for his hair.

I *hate* having wavy ass hair....

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 12-28-2001 12:27:07 PM
quote:
(on salary) "I don't care much about the money at all. Frankly, if I get the chance to kiss someone in a movie, they wouldn't need to pay me at all."

*announces that she's decided to make a movie*


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 12:28:25 PM
quote:
Kanid had this to say about Tron:
wibble : something women do while in the midst of orgasmic exstacy. wibbles wibbling wibbled

"Nothing feels more powerful than having a woman's legs wibbling at your ears."



Will agree 110% with that statement

*adds wibble to his vocabulary*

http://www.bloodfin.net
Leaasa
posted 12-28-2001 12:29:50 PM
lmao

she was makin kinda funny noises up there...

wimin r dum.
this profound wisdom brought to you by the one and only Delidgamond
Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 12-28-2001 12:32:13 PM
quote:
Leaasa impressed everyone with:
lmao

she was makin kinda funny noises up there...


LIES!


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 12:37:15 PM
*blinks* And I thought it was just guys who were visual *snickers and ducks* Need any help there Piper?
http://www.bloodfin.net
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-28-2001 12:40:15 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about pies:
I'd kill that bastard for his hair.

I *hate* having wavy ass hair....


My hair's alot like his, but brown instead of blonde.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 12:45:55 PM
quote:
Zephyer had this to say about (_|_):
My hair's alot like his, but brown instead of blonde.

*Kills Zephy and does a hair transplant*

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 12-28-2001 12:47:34 PM
quote:
Zephyer had this to say about Cuba:
My hair's alot like his, but brown instead of blonde.

*swoons*

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-28-2001 12:50:44 PM
quote:
RPC had this to say about Duck Tales:
*Kills Zephy and does a hair transplant*

*kicks RPC's nose out the back of his head*

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-28-2001 12:54:51 PM
quote:
Caela wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
*swoons*

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-28-2001 12:56:10 PM
Freaks

Go ogle over Gimly a little.

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 12:57:42 PM
*notices that his nose is on the wrong end of his head*

Hrm... this is new....

*decides he likes the new hair even with the nose outta place*

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 12-28-2001 01:00:43 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on RPC!
*notices that his nose is on the wrong end of his head*

Hrm... this is new....

*decides he likes the new hair even with the nose outta place*


*scalps RPC and puts his hair back where it belongs...*

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
/dev/null
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 01:03:38 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Zephyer!
*scalps RPC and puts his hair back where it belongs...*

Gah! Now I'm bald!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I look like Delid!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 12-28-2001 01:04:47 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Freaks

Go ogle over Gimly a little.


Gimli > All the hobbits.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 12-28-2001 01:41:13 PM
Wow, You highjacked the ladies right outta this thread.
http://www.bloodfin.net
Sarudani Miolnir
Old-school poster
posted 12-28-2001 02:55:05 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when RPC wrote:
I'd kill that bastard for his hair.

I *hate* having wavy ass hair....


Talk to his makeup artist, the hair goes on with the ears.

Sar...

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