EverCrest Message Forums
my profile | rules | faq | forum home
who's online | search | chat

View Recent Posts: Vomax
  Topic Forum
1 Dear roleplayers, (post #32) 2001-08-31 23:53:00
For that much money the horse damn well be able to port, uber buff me and solo Nagafen, simultaneously.And kick people in the head when they are stupid.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
2 (Poll)Why did YOU quit EQ? (post #25) 2001-08-31 23:44:00
My account ran out, my parents said I was spending too much time playing and I couldn't get my hands on a credit card. Aaargh!But 5 months without EQ showed them that my brain hasn't mushified yet, so...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
3 What Roleplaying race would you be? (post #30) 2001-08-31 23:39:00
A Sarnak, or mabye a Kunark goblin, cuz they're so freaky. Barring that...Bixie!

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
4 Dear roleplayers, (post #27) 2001-08-31 23:30:00
"Ok, how much is a good horse?""150k""Uh huh. How much is a bad horse?""100k""Uh HUH. How much is a near-death horse?""50p""I'll TAKE it!"

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
5 Into the darkness (post #29) 2001-08-31 23:11:00
After the fight with the guards, Kluthu became silent and focused in concentration. Gashes on his arms and legs closed up and piercing wounds sealed themselves together.He followed Azrael through the ...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
6 1 or 2? (post #12) 2001-08-31 22:50:00
All dark elves are Smurfs.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
7 Gimmie your Quotes (post #19) 2001-08-30 23:18:00
Here's a quote for ya:'Someguy auctions,"WTS Skull Shaped Barbituate!"I actually saw that one

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
8 Teh Funney T-Shirt quotes (post #1) 2001-08-30 17:07:00
"I am a bomb specialist. If you see me running, try to keep up.""Make 7". "Up Yours"

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
9 Into the darkness (post #23) 2001-08-30 16:56:00
Kluthu heard Azrael tell him about the guards and the heretic and he gripped his staff. He waited for Azrael to finish his spell and draw their attention before leaping in to attack.He swung the staff...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
10 Into the darkness (post #18) 2001-08-29 14:00:00
/ooc I'm the guy doing Kluthu, it's just a pain to switch accounts so I'm sticking with this one from now on.Kluthu hears someone walk up to the door and grips his staff harder. Upon hearing Kedari...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
11 The Song Title Game! (post #3) 2001-08-28 23:00:00
"Touch Me"

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
12 I am mad!! (post #32) 2001-08-28 22:52:00
I'll tell you what's good. Those long, chocolate frosted ones filled with bavarian cream. Mmmm...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
13 Transcending bonds (post #3) 2001-08-28 22:44:00
Crosis hacked his way through the brushes surrounding him and mumbles too himself."Damn elves! How can they stand to live like this? Ah, Paineel. Now there is a city! Why Mandaril Dark Knife thinks I ...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
14 Pretty girl with a gun... (post #8) 2001-08-28 22:23:00
I love that song! Is it on a CD I can buy, or am I stuck with my MP3 that I can't listen to in my car?

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
15 Pretty girl with a gun... (post #6) 2001-08-28 22:13:00
[random lyric]Firing my friendBut I come back again and againI just can't pretendOne more step, and I'll start to bendYeahYou try and liveAnd God says no[/random lyric]

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
16 *stabs himself in the eye* (post #1) 2001-08-28 22:07:00
Go into work tomorrow with a duck on your head.Then see what sort of whacky antics you can take part in.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
17 System of a Down (post #7) 2001-08-28 21:57:00
I like the song "Sugar" on their first album.Something about mushrooms. Altogether a bizarre song.I think the 5th track on the first CD is good too, something about spiders and dreams going through so...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
18 my schedule for the last semester of Public High School (50% rant) (post #28) 2001-08-28 21:47:00
Here's my senior year scheduleInt'l Relations (Model UN. could be interesting. 1st semester)World Religion (replaces Int'l Rel. for 2nd semester. could be interesting)AP C++ (I'm gonna like this class...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
19 My Night of Hell (post #9) 2001-08-24 10:50:00
Still don't get why her mom is asking you for money. Sounds rather "whack" as they say.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
20 hrm (post #5) 2001-08-24 10:23:00
Aaah, Blarg.Tis a great word.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
21 Camel Spider (post #5) 2001-08-24 10:15:00
Spiders are evil! Ban him! Ban him!ph34rz the spider

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
22 Im confused (as usaul) (post #1) 2001-08-24 08:37:00
It's the spider's fault! Kill it before it eats our faces!

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
23 My Night of Hell (post #3) 2001-08-24 08:10:00
That really sucks, dude. Why is her mom asking you for money? I'd get upset too.Maybe you can just explain how it sucks that you're giving her mom money and she'll understand? I don't claim to underst...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
24 Animal Type (post #56) 2001-08-24 07:49:00
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.With that out of the way, I'd call myself a chameleon. More often than not it's more fun to blend in with the background and watch others...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
25 What's your... Pirate name? Arrrgg! (post #20) 2001-08-24 07:44:00

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
26 Interesting facts about yours truely. (post #1) 2001-08-24 07:38:00
Shudders uncontrollablySpiders are disgusting, vile creatures worthy only of being set on fire and/or stomped into oblivion.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
27 What's your Acronym? (post #16) 2001-08-24 06:33:00
V.O.M.A.X.: Vigilant Obedient Machine Assembled for XenocideWOOT!

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
28 I got me a new sig pic (post #8) 2001-08-23 13:20:00
Nah, I have the perfect picture of my monk for something like this. You have inspired me.If I'm not too lazy or EQ-obsessed tonight I'll make my very own Hot-Chick-Sig-Pic™

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
29 I got me a new sig pic (post #4) 2001-08-23 13:09:00
What's up with all these damn hot-chick-sig-pics? I mean, I've got nothing against hot chicks. I love hot chicks! But the whole hot chick thing gets kind of old after a while.But until someone is stro...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
30 Well damn... (post #3) 2001-08-23 11:55:00
Damn.Incredibly apt.I guess some people just take things way more seriously than others.Damn.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
31 Did you ever imagine... (post #2) 2001-08-23 11:48:00
My monk started in Qeynos.Holly Windstalker is now my bitch!If you know Qeynos as a newbie, you know what I'm talking about.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
32 Em is now a sexy dark red-head... (post #243) 2001-08-23 11:45:00
And now for something completely different...A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't get no rolls....you may now return to your previous train of thought.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
33 Breyers > Mayfield (Ice Cream) (post #3) 2001-08-23 11:42:00
I had a Ben & Jerry's flavor one time that had little chocolate cows stuck in it. I forget the name and the taste, but the cows live on.Chocolate mint and chocolate chip cookie dough all the way!

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
34 I start... (post #4) 2001-08-23 11:36:00
I've had a nice job as an intern this summer, but after about the first month they ran out of things for us to do. I've done perhaps 2 hours of work in the last week, and gotten paid for 8 hours a day...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
35 Mr. Parcelan's Guide to Being a n00b (post #13) 2001-08-23 11:33:00
Vomax demonstrates his n00bnessGodmoding?

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
36 You know.. (post #2) 2001-08-23 11:25:00
The Swedish Chef was the best of the muppets, followed by that tall dude who squeaked all the time and followed the short green one with the glasses.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
37 You know.. (post #1) 2001-08-23 11:22:00
[ 08-23-2001: Message edited by: Vomax ]

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
38 Justaris! (post #10) 2001-08-23 11:04:00
Is jealous

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
39 Gettin lay'd or gettin paid (post #46) 2001-08-23 10:59:00
To badly paraphrase a comic I heard one time:"If you have ever recieved anything other than love and affection for your body, you a ho."

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
40 Snatch! (post #5) 2001-08-23 10:55:00
Awesome movie! My dad was laid up after surgery this weekend so we watched a bunch of Pay-Per-View. This is one of the movies we saw. Hilarious movie.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
41 Gettin lay'd or gettin paid (post #43) 2001-08-23 10:52:00
The pope's bubble car is even cooler than his penis hat.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
42 Gettin lay'd or gettin paid (post #4) 2001-08-23 09:30:00
Paid.Money is so much easier to deal with.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
43 Em is now a sexy dark red-head... (post #203) 2001-08-23 08:35:00
Boy this has really turned into a productive, meaningful discussion.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
44 And today's Darwin Award goes to.... (post #2) 2001-08-23 08:08:00
Bah. That's not nearly as bad as the guy who used a shotgun shell as a fuse on the steering column.After a while it got hot enough that the bullet discharged and he shot himself in the testicles.True,...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
45 Hassan Chop! (post #1) 2001-08-23 07:59:00
I am sure everyone here as already seen this, but I am obligated to post it.Stick Figure Fight

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
46 When Nerds Get Bored!!!! (post #5) 2001-08-23 07:31:00
Now you just need to tweak it so it's like the Mountain Dew machines in the commercials and launches the soda directly to your desk.You - "Fire 1! Fire 2! Fire 3!"Random Passerby - "Dum-de-dum-du...wh...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
47 Waaah! (post #10) 2001-08-23 07:23:00
I've found the quality of my work increases as the time I have left to do it decreases. Thusly I cannot be expected to do any work before 24 hours until the deadline. I have found writing essays in st...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
48 New sigpic (post #1) 2001-08-23 07:09:00
*quakes in ph34r*

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
49 Are you vocal about your class in EQ? (post #152) 2001-08-23 07:07:00
Boo rogues! Monks roXor! I can solo with my monk. Just find a relatively open space and Instill Doubt. Mushroom pit in Unrest is also a good place b/c the mushrooms aren't too bright and can't figure ...

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute
50 Delidgamond is dead sexaayyy!! (post #7) 2001-08-23 06:39:00
I have no opinion on any of this, but I like to post. Now I am done.

Innoruuk's House of Ill Repute

Contact Us | EverCrest | Privacy Statement

Powered by Infopop Corporation
Ultimate Bulletin Board 6.02

Page served in 0.322 sec