You know slogans, right? Like, Everquest's is: "You're in our world now." and etc.
So, in lieu of my high ground barking, let's play a fun game of "Sloganomatic".
Rules: You can take any game, class, zone, monster, or even item (Although you might want to link to the item/monster), so we have at least a clue), and write a slogan.
I'll give you five to get the juices flowing.
Warriors: "Auto-attacking for victory!"
Dawn: "Cures cancer, or triple your money back."
Darkness Falls: "Raising skillless newbies since day one."
Trammel: "Sharing is caring. PKing isn't."
Winter's Roar (Yay!): "No bugs, none at all."
Those were decent, but, I know there are better ones.
Next week, after my vacation, I can post some of the better ones.
Legion: All your dead are belong to me
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Linux: "For people who don't wear deodorant."
AMD: "For people who can't afford deodorant."
[ 08-28-2003: Message edited by: Kilauea ]
DAoC:
Warden: Paper cuting people to death since 2001
Necromancer: OOM is NOT an option
Animist: Wishing he had contol of his turrets since 2002
Planetside:
Myself: Wondering why I chose Vanu since i got it
Vanu: serving as underdog since release.
NC: 1 shoting people with the jackhammer since release.
Ultima Online:
Black Dye Tub: Forever rare and elusive
Britian Bank (the main bank not that other one): You will never find a wretched hive of scum and villony.
Polymorph: Tricking Newbies into attacking the chicken since day 1.
Wisps: Xzztizk!
quote:
Xash had this to say about Pirotess:
EverQuest:
Mages: Constanly wondering where their pet is and what it agroed since 1999
Actually, we stopped wondering that with the big pet change patch sometime in recent memory. Our pets are indif to all now 
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Falaanla Marr said:
Our pets are indif to all now
Including their masters.... 
[ 01-29-2004: Message edited by: Hinelorm ]
Necro - 'one mans pile of trash, is another man's pet' (wake the dead AA)
monk - ' run run as fast as you can, cant catch me im the gin..OPPS <FD> you caught me '
wizards - 'looking for group since 1999'
ranger - 'The paper plates of everquest'
druids - 'Natures little litterbug" (for people who love nature, they sure litter it with foraged junk)
im gonna stop here , im probably sucking bad
