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Greenlit had this to say about pies:
Co-op can usually make a mediocre game worthwhile.But as I have learned it cannot help Kane and Lynch, since it's fucking local split-screen co-op even on PC. No LAN co-op at all.
It can't help it because it's clunky as fucking shit. The objectives are bizarre, you aim slow as shit, move slow as shit, and it's got goddamn squad commands like every shitty 3rd person shooter in the last century.
The story's really cool, too, which sucks.
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Mr. Gainsborough wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Oh, I loved the story. The ending was abysmal, though.
Yeah. Definitely going for a sequel. Also, fuck collecting all the non-Masyaf flags and killing the templar, I ain't searching for all of them.
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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Tron:
Oh, I loved the story. The ending was abysmal, though.
Ending didn't really bother me, but I was expecting it to be lame from what I'd heard so I guess that softened the blow
And Rock Band comes out in 24 hours anyway, so fuck it.
It's like the developers are purposefully shitting on their fanbase.
I'm trying to remember the last game with vertical split-screen and I think it was Halo 2 - another cooperative abortion.
that's fucking retarded 
FUCKING DUMP TRUCK JESUS CHRIST ARGH
Race: Dwarf
Name: (Kill) Kilinus
Class: Fighter/Weapon Master/ Doom Knight
Level: 14
Allignent: Neutral Evil
Diety: Bane
Which just goes to say what this comic really implies -- that most gamers can't see past her gender. And people wonder why there are so few women in the industry.
Hint: it's not that women don't like games.
I mean it's all Wii and DS "gamez 4 girlz" stuff, but still.
Lemma: Gamers are stupid.
Proof: Join a Halo 3 game.
QED.
Edit: I have to admit Ubisoft's reaction was equally stupid though. "Oh hey look a comic that only a select few people have seen, shrugged and moved on because really it's quite insipid! LET'S THREATEN LAWSUIT AND BRING IT TO THE SPOTLIGHT!" Asha'man fucked around with this message on 11-19-2007 at 11:33 PM.
Race: Dwarf
Name: (Kill) Kilinus
Class: Fighter/Weapon Master/ Doom Knight
Level: 14
Allignent: Neutral Evil
Diety: Bane
I lost three HP and everyone just sort of went "oh" and walked away. No guards or anything. Either that was intended to show that nobody else liked him any more than I did or the exaggerations for the AI aren't exaggerated.
So far, I've been able to kill three guards in rapid succession by luring them over with corpses. The fourth caught my arm and then I had to fight.
I find it odd that they act this way when they seem to usually be quick on the draw for the most minor of issues when you're actually trying to avoid pissing them off Kegwen fucked around with this message on 11-20-2007 at 01:01 AM.
"Oh, hey, move aside, guys, here comes a bunch of scholars."
"Hey, wait a minute. That scholar has a sword!"
"Yeah, but he's with a bunch of others, so just chill."
Later...
"Hey, here comes that one scholar, walking all slow and shit. Yeah, we get it, you're scholarl-...wait, where's the rest of the guys? Hey! You've got a sword! HEY! ALL THE GUARDS ARE DEAD! FUCK!"
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Razortooth Gnome had this to say about Knight Rider:
The beggars annoy me, so I'd switch to unarmed and just punch them. One HP down, and they run off screaming.
Grab them. There's an achievement for it.
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A sleep deprived Kegwen stammered:
Grab them. There's an achievement for it.
I would've preferred one for killing them, honestly.
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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about John Romero:
I would've preferred one for killing them, honestly.
They were my favorite target for distraction making
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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Captain Planet:
I would've preferred one for killing them, honestly.
In my defense I feel it is our duty to make the cities cleansed of all the beggers.
That and those fucken retards that talk to themselves and shove you when you get close to them. Sorry HP but I can only allow so many shoving.
Race: Dwarf
Name: (Kill) Kilinus
Class: Fighter/Weapon Master/ Doom Knight
Level: 14
Allignent: Neutral Evil
Diety: Bane
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Kegwen had this to say about (_|_):
They were my favorite target for distraction making
Rooftop Archers were mine.
EDIT: Nevermind!
DOUBLE EDIT: So the ending was pretty lame. Arttemis fucked around with this message on 11-24-2007 at 11:13 PM.
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Arttemis had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
DOUBLE EDIT: So the ending was pretty lame.
Trilogy.
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Skawing:
I bumped in to a guard once while running. Not from a crime or anything. Anyway, he screams "DEATH TO THE INFIDEL!" and starts attacking me.
I know that's what I usually do.
