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Topic: post silly silly pictures of yourself
nem-x
posted 09-21-2006 04:47:26 AM
Skaw
posted 09-21-2006 06:55:22 AM
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-21-2006 08:05:30 AM
quote:
Stalwart Steve really knows where their towel is...
Mein goodness, what a pretty young lady.
Seconded.

Or, as the case may be, fourthed. Fifthed? Meh, whatever.

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Ares
posted 09-21-2006 08:42:07 AM

This one I look like and albino deer caught in the headlights.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-21-2006 08:53:07 AM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Ares's junta released this statement:
[xIMG]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/vireos/Photo11.jpg[/IMG]

This one I look like and albino deer caught in the headlights.


I was thinking you could very easily pass for a model, because that has all the fixins' of a professional headshot. I'll leave it to someone else to bust out the fap smiley.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sean
posted 09-21-2006 11:06:57 AM
If you want an almost professional opinion;

She has perfect eyes, that's for sure. Large, bright, blue. Judges love that. Her natural eyebrows and lashes are well maintained, but the shape seems a little off.

I can see where you (poorly) touched up the bags under the eyes, but that's no big deal. Everyone has them, and everyone has them removed before printing.

Hair's nice, but in a headshot it needs to be completely off the face; that strand on the left side has to gtfo.

Skin's alright, but again, everyone has blemishes, everyone touches them up before printing.

Needs more teeth in the smile. Judges like a full-tooth smile.

The only major problem is the nose, but that is easily fixed by not taking a front-on shot. Take one at a slight angle, where you can still see both eyes, and you'd be golden. Could probably place real well in photogenic.

I cannot look at pictures anymore without criticizing them.

Sean fucked around with this message on 09-21-2006 at 11:07 AM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Ares
posted 09-22-2006 11:47:59 AM
I have big teeth. I don't smile to show them.

And thanks for pointing out my nose. I hate my nose. I didn't touch up my skin for blemishes, but I did for the bags.. Going through a rough patch right now, so it looks like I've been punched out. And yeah, my eyebrows are messed cause when I was younger I plucked them to nearly non-existance.. They grew back a bit, but there's some areas that just won't grow.


p.s. bf took the photos. with my shitty camera. He has a nice digital SLR now, so he'll probably take more of me.

Ares fucked around with this message on 09-22-2006 at 11:49 AM.

Sean
posted 09-22-2006 11:51:12 AM
Nobody looks good in a photograph taken straight-on. Faces aren't symmetrical, and trying to present them as such just leads to tears.

Your left side is your strong side, try taking one from an angle.

and oooh, what camera?

Sean fucked around with this message on 09-22-2006 at 11:51 AM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Ares
posted 09-22-2006 11:56:25 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Sean:
Nobody looks good in a photograph taken straight-on. Faces aren't symmetrical, and trying to present them as such just leads to tears.

Your left side is your strong side, try taking one from an angle.

and oooh, what camera?


Other photos he took that night (omg hightlight copy paste!!)
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/vireos/asrunphoto.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f36/vireos/aaas.jpg

canon rebelt xt (not the new xti) with a sigma 18-125 lens. It's lovely. He's a graphic designer, so he decided he needed a decent camera since most of his work he uses photos.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-22-2006 11:56:48 AM
I dunno, I think that picture is fappable. But then again, I was arrested for jerking off outside a pediatric burn ward, so.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sean
posted 09-22-2006 12:28:28 PM
See, look at both of those. Much better.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

nem-x
posted 09-22-2006 12:54:24 PM
How dare you have a better camera than me
Ares
posted 09-22-2006 12:57:49 PM
quote:
Verily, nem-x doth proclaim:
How dare you have a better camera than me

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 09-22-2006 07:29:43 PM
quote:
Ares had this to say about Tron:

Well I think she looks just fine. Nice to hear you have someone in your life again

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