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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 08-03-2001 07:12:00 PM
I've been hanging around the boards for a while, decided to join up, thought I'd take the plunge and say hi...so "Hi Everybody"

....let the hazing begin

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-03-2001 07:13:00 PM
Just make sure you hate Ozius and you'll fit in just fine
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-03-2001 07:16:00 PM
If you're nothing like the more recent n00bs that have invaded, we'll get along just fine.

That, and you must get yourself a sig pic, son

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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 08-03-2001 07:17:00 PM
Haven't you been reading the new n00b threads. Most of the hazing has stopped.
*shrugs*
Well greeted KalahByrd and have fun.

Got Xfire? Join me in the crusade to knock WoW from it's lofty #1 most played Xfire game with Solitare!
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-03-2001 07:17:00 PM
You're an asshole.*

*Note: Read this as "Hardy f**king har you d**kless sh1t!"**


**Note: Read this as "Hehehehe, yea yea, I know. You better let this go soon however"


Oh yea, welcome newguy! We will forget about you soon, no offense. Unless you actually post. Have fun.

Ozius

[edit: This was meant for Deli, the asshole thing]

[ 08-03-2001: Message edited by: Ozius The Unnlucky ]

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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 08-03-2001 07:19:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ozius The Unnlucky:
Your an asshole.*

It's you're! Hahahahah! You suxx0rz!

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 08-03-2001 07:23:00 PM
Can anybody tell me how to get a sig pic?? I haven't got a clue.

(being d**kless doesn't bother me, the only one I need is attached to my husband )

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-03-2001 07:25:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by KalahByrd:
Can anybody tell me how to get a sig pic?? I haven't got a clue.

(being d**kless doesn't bother me, the only one I need is attached to my husband )

NO! Not you! Your welcome! And I am normally very opttimistic and happy. Just insulting Deli. No offense to you! Welcome.

Ozius

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-03-2001 07:27:00 PM
I am being insulted?
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-03-2001 07:28:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Delidgamond™:
I am being insulted?

In a SUPER-DUPER friendly way. Now don't anger your master and you will be given a present.

Ozius

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-03-2001 07:32:00 PM
Welcome, newgal! Mortious will most likely dump your face in a bucket of sulfuric acid, but he's just saying Hi.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 08-03-2001 07:33:00 PM
What're you looking for? I have a decend archive of fantasy art, and have made sig pics for a few people in the past.
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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 08-03-2001 07:35:00 PM
Oh, start with these. One of the ones I picked out for Falaanla might work for you.
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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 08-03-2001 07:45:00 PM
Ok, testing to see if I got it right.Thanks Ford, very cool stuff. Saw some Michael Wheelan in there (he rocks)
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-03-2001 07:46:00 PM
b00bs?
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 08-03-2001 07:47:00 PM
I'm confused.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-03-2001 07:48:00 PM
OOH I want that top!


oh yeah and hi!

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-03-2001 07:48:00 PM
Ah, good, nice sig pic....

....Oh, right, teh hazing.

*clubs KalahByrd and feeds her to a tyrannosaurus rex.*

Welcome to EverCrest.

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Mightion Defensor
posted 08-03-2001 07:48:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Delidgamond™:
b00bs?

They're called SNACKTRAYS, Deli.

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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 08-03-2001 07:48:00 PM
Ah good. I'll take that one off the 'available' list.
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-03-2001 07:53:00 PM
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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 08-03-2001 08:06:00 PM
/em Wacks T Rex with Uber snacktrays and runs
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 08-03-2001 08:07:00 PM
Welcome to Evercrest! It's always great to have a new face around.
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-03-2001 09:13:00 PM
She has snacktrays. She shall be spared from the acid.
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 08-03-2001 11:32:00 PM
Kill the well endowed n00b!!!!

unless she starts jumping........then we just mame her........

Veni, vidi, vici
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-03-2001 11:38:00 PM
*Gives the n00b a handful of beef chow mein* WELCOME!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 08-03-2001 11:40:00 PM
*takes the newb aside, and says in a whisper* Run! Run while you still have the chance!
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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LeMiere
posted 08-04-2001 12:17:00 PM
Easy to tell it's a male dominated board, neh? Welcome
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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 08-04-2001 01:59:00 AM
Gives the newbie a few tranquilizer darts and walks away without a word.
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
Full sigpic image
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 08-04-2001 02:13:00 AM
Welcome Kalah, to the world of Evercrest. We n00bs should stick together.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-04-2001 02:27:00 AM
Welcome, I wont haze you as I was never hazed. Has anyone ever been hazed?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-04-2001 03:36:00 AM
Mmmmm... Snacktrays!

Welcome.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Akin
The Gray Elf
posted 08-04-2001 04:00:00 AM
Darn, I liked it better when nice newbies were always comeing in and being hazed just because I could be one of the very few good guys to swoop in and say "Hello and welcome to EverCrest! You might need this sword and shield in a second. They grant newbie protection. You'll need it."


....... okey.... i need sleep.


Heh, forgot to say it but hi, my name is Akin, and welcome to EverCrest! I like Dark Mists, a MUD with a small population and a lot of rp'ing.

[ 08-04-2001: Message edited by: Akin ]

Grey elves rock.
****
"Nuclear launch detected."
"There is no 'I' in teaim."
-Akin the ex-*official* Gnomish Wizard/tank of Xegony and officer of Revived Alliance
-Aknorals, the Dwarvish Enchanter of Dark Mists
Drysart says I can beat him 100 times on the head with the HORIZONS box when it comes out.
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-04-2001 04:51:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Parcelan
If you're nothing like the more recent n00bs that have invaded, we'll get along just fine.

/me kicks Parcelan
Stupid prairie dog.

Oh yeah, and hi . Welcome to EverCrest

[ 08-04-2001: Message edited by: Giantt the Ogre ]

hey
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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 08-04-2001 05:07:00 AM
Woot! It's a newbie! And it has gramattical skills!

Welcome to the boards. Enjoy your stay, avoid Delidgamond and don't pet the shadowknight.

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 08-04-2001 06:39:00 AM
*smile* welcome! Umm.. welcome!.. erm.. HEY THERE WELCOME!.. argh frag it..! *bites KalahByrd in greeting* ^_^
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-04-2001 08:09:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Za'Yth:
don't pet the shadowknight.

Mortious sniffles

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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 08-04-2001 08:14:00 AM
*pats Mort on the bucket*
It's ok Mort you can always find better things to do.
*runs away before Mort has the chance to do something twisted or evil to him*

Got Xfire? Join me in the crusade to knock WoW from it's lofty #1 most played Xfire game with Solitare!
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-04-2001 08:19:00 AM

I STILL WANT THAT TOP!!!!!!

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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 08-04-2001 08:19:00 AM
Tsk Tsk...

Oz doesn't know the first rule of Delidgamond club, you can't insult Delidgamond to get him angry

Or the second rule for that matter, you can't insult Delidgamond to get him angry

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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