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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-29-2010 01:13:09 PM
Did your post-Thanksgiving dump smell better or worse than usual?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-29-2010 05:22:19 PM
Although I am not American, I ate healthily in your honour.

A plate full of sprouts makes for one hell of a funked up poop.

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CBTao
Pancake
posted 11-29-2010 07:46:49 PM
While I can't say the smell was better, it was less intense than usual.

The volume of output however was delightful.

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Maradon!
posted 11-29-2010 10:00:08 PM
Sweet potatoes make for massive, manly evacuations, particularly when eaten in large quantities as I routinely do.
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Spiffy Puppet
Pancake
posted 11-30-2010 05:28:42 AM
This thread needs to get a fucking grip.

This thread needs to look at a good thread to see how it is done.

This thread needs to be hidden and ignored.

Trust me, I know a good thread when I see it, and this is not one of them.

This thread sucks.

I fucking hate this thread with the intensity of a million suns.

I would insult this post further, but my Lean Cuisine in the microwave just beeped. I'm having some kind of swilled chicken. Anyway...

FUCK YOU, SHITTY THREAD!


BTW,

Mine was lumpy, but of typical consistency.

Spiffy Puppet fucked around with this message on 11-30-2010 at 05:34 AM.

Gimme 3 steps gimme 3 steps mister, gimme 3 steps toward the *boom* ...
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-30-2010 08:13:03 AM
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Mortious had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Although I am not American, I ate healthily in your honour.

A plate full of sprouts makes for one hell of a funked up poop.

I too, took a dump in the honor of America!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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