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BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 09-11-2005 09:47:37 PM
Tobey got biiiiiig
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 09-11-2005 09:51:33 PM
Looks like he's been in the sauce again, too
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 09-11-2005 10:16:12 PM
Apparently everyone is worried he'll be too fat to play Spidey in the third film.
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Sean
posted 09-11-2005 10:23:40 PM
You guys know that actors will, you know, gain or lose weight to take roles, right? Benicio del Toro put on fourty pounds for Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

..a movie that Tobey was in, too,

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-11-2005 11:45:00 PM
Reminds me of John Travolta when he fattened himself up for Copland.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 09-12-2005 12:02:45 AM
Apparenlty Tobey's mother is terminally ill.... and he's just been eating more and ignoring his nutritionist.
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Maradon!
posted 09-12-2005 12:05:56 AM
He could give Lindsay Lohan some lessons. She might actually grow her tits back!
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Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 09-12-2005 12:20:12 AM
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Maradon!'s unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
He could give Lindsay Lohan some lessons. She might actually grow her tits back!

We can only hope.

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Brahmin Bloodlust
High Priest of Drysart
posted 09-12-2005 12:20:16 AM
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JooJooFlop wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Reminds me of Sylvester Stalone when he fattened himself up for Copland.

There we go... all better

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-12-2005 12:41:18 AM
I was gonna say.

What the hell version of Copland was I watching?

Travolta?

Callalron
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2005 01:05:38 AM
Huh, coulda sworn that was Travolta. For some reason I had a mental image of him being all chunky at some point.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-12-2005 01:57:08 AM
He did look a little beefier than normal in Pulp Fiction, but then I guess the idea was that Vincent Vega had kinda let himself to go seed while he was in Amsterdam.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Sean
posted 09-12-2005 01:59:53 AM
Packin' down them Royales is what it was.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 09-12-2005 02:09:20 AM
Travolta was kinda pudgy in Michael too.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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