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Poll: Whose ass?
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Topic: Who's ass should we kick?
Maradon!
posted 06-08-2005 12:16:10 AM
Hi, it's me, Chris "Christmas" Rodriguez. Cory "The Black Panther" Guitierrez and I were forming our all-latino gang, and we decided that it was time to kick some ass.

So we're going to get together with Jet "Lemon Shark" Dario and whatever Bajah's latino name is, and kick some ass.

Whose ass should we kick?

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 06-08-2005 at 12:19 AM.

Skaw
posted 06-08-2005 12:17:30 AM
The male announcer needs it.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-08-2005 12:20:05 AM
ROYAR RUMBURU
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-08-2005 12:20:56 AM
If you poke Michael Moore with a fork, all his goo will come out.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Razor
posted 06-08-2005 12:21:22 AM
Go ahead.... kick my ass if.....OOOOOOOO ..... that fat bastard.... nm... KICK HIS ASS TO THE NEXT STAR!
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Sean
posted 06-08-2005 01:02:58 AM
quote:
Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch, Karnaj?
If you poke Michael Moore with a fork, all his goo will come out.

He's a Stretch Armstrong?

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Father McKenzie
Pancake
posted 06-08-2005 01:04:08 AM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Duck Tales:
He's a Stretch Armstrong?

That stuff tasted nasty.

Not that I would know.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-08-2005 01:05:32 AM
quote:
Aw, geez, I have Sean all over myself!
He's a Stretch Armstrong?

No, he's just a big fatass and full of goo.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-08-2005 01:17:38 AM
Cory "The Black Panther" Guitierrez here.

In addition to kicking the asses of people above, we will be kicking the asses of people who use the following phrases:

"meh."
"*grins" or "<g>"
"I don't bite...much."
"Chinese Buffet"
"Welcome mat"
"I gather"
"Get the hearts"
"Where's the Beef"

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-08-2005 01:20:46 AM
So, I gather you don't enjoy chinese buffets much? But, they do tend to answer the age old question of "Where's the beef?" <g>

Meh.

Sadly I was unable to incorporate all the phrases in a any sort of sane manner.

Skaw
posted 06-08-2005 01:29:11 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Trent said:
So, I gather you don't enjoy chinese buffets much? But, they do tend to answer the age old question of "Where's the beef?" <g>

Meh.

Sadly I was unable to incorporate all the phrases in a any sort of sane manner.


You're such a welcome mat.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-08-2005 01:31:15 AM
quote:
So quoth Trent:
So, I gather you don't enjoy chinese buffets much? But, they do tend to answer the age old question of "Where's the beef?" <g>

Meh.

Sadly I was unable to incorporate all the phrases in a any sort of sane manner.


You're just lucky Gustav "Riddle Me This" Benito isn't in town.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-08-2005 04:53:24 PM
Mick "Tequila Mockingbird" Torrez, dammit! I'll kick your ass for forgetting!
NullDevice
Internet Tough Guy
posted 06-08-2005 08:02:10 PM
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-08-2005 08:59:36 PM
We're kicking NullDevice's ass.
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 06-09-2005 01:03:08 AM
Nadia "Las Chichis" Aragón here, and didn't I tell you hijos de putas to get the goddamn fridge fixed six weeks ago?

Lazzay fucked around with this message on 06-09-2005 at 01:08 AM.

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Skaggs McGee
Pancake
posted 06-09-2005 01:55:22 AM
Are you serious?!?!?!
Well, I suppose I've never actually tasted Stretch Armstrong. Nut I had his pet dachsaund and the goo inside HIM tasted pretty good. It tasted kind of like that one kind of Jell-O flavor you always knew in the back of your mind that they should make, but they never for some reason do. Maybe because Bill Cosby has a hidden hatred for stretchy superheroes (or that weird hardcore band.)
I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-09-2005 08:21:02 AM
You have to take out that Drystart guy once and for all.
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New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 06-09-2005 08:34:36 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael obviously shouldn't have said:
You have to take out that Drystart guy once and for all.

I agree, its high time I always confuse him with that other guy.

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 06-09-2005 11:08:50 AM


Ray Kroc is dead no point in kicking his ass.

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 06-09-2005 07:30:08 PM
quote:
Kaglaaz How'ler thought about the meaning of life:


Ray Kroc is dead no point in kicking his ass.


Judging by that photo I'd say Michael Moore ate him. And he probably had Dave Thomas for dessert.

Callalron
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