Skaggs McGee fucked around with this message on 06-07-2005 at 11:40 PM.
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And yes, it is an introduction thread of sorts.
quote:So you're homosexual. It's okay to admit it, we don't judge.
Skaggs McGee spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Better? Well, actually, I am not a homosexual, but I am a male, and I live in America but the blood of my homeland Canada flows strongly in my veins. I really don't have much interesting to say today, I just thought I might some day in the future. And that's that.And yes, it is an introduction thread of sorts.
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Blackened stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
So you're homosexual. It's okay to admit it, we don't judge.
Yes, Black is certainly the first person not to judge :0 Kidding, kidding.
Damn, Brad Pitt, why you make me slaver so.
It's okay. You seem cool. 
Skaggs McGee fucked around with this message on 06-08-2005 at 01:26 AM.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Skaggs McGee was all like:
To be honest, I do have a girlfriend but I have also made out with a guy once. You be the judge.
Okay, it's only gay if your balls touched.
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Alidane Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Okay, it's only gay if your balls touched.
Well, they touched his thigh, does that count?
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Alidane was naked while typing this:
Okay, it's only gay if your balls touched.
In that case I have the reverse question, I'm a girl who thinks she's gay but I've never made out or kissed a girl, ever. Does that mean I'm "straight until proven gay" or are you what you say you are?
Or "genetically predispositioned" to be, if you follow that mantra...
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Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Skaggs McGee fucked around with this message on 06-08-2005 at 02:05 AM.
Ha ha, I do believe I enjoy your sense of humor, sir. And Kait, I would recommend finding out. Go up to your neighborhood Sonic (or whatever else you have around that employs attractive teenage girls), surprise a victim, and rabidly make out until you make your decision. That's how I found out my ambiguous sexual preference 
And yes, by ambiguos, I mean I'm not sure either. Why did I say I found out then, you ask? A good question. One we should all ask ourselves before taking the next step. By taking, I mean eating, and by next step I mean Hello Kitty boxes of Yim Yam. Don't ask.
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Skaggs McGee had this to say about Knight Rider:
Ha ha, I do believe I enjoy your sense of humor, sir. And Kait, I would recommend finding out. Go up to your neighborhood Sonic (or whatever else you have around that employs attractive teenage girls), surprise a victim, and rabidly make out until you make your decision. That's how I found out my ambiguous sexual preference
And yes, by ambiguos, I mean I'm not sure either. Why did I say I found out then, you ask? A good question. One we should all ask ourselves before taking the next step. By taking, I mean eating, and by next step I mean Hello Kitty boxes of Yim Yam. Don't ask.
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Can't. Saving myself for Lucy Liu.
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Kait had this to say about Captain Planet:
In that case I have the reverse question, I'm a girl who thinks she's gay but I've never made out or kissed a girl, ever. Does that mean I'm "straight until proven gay" or are you what you say you are?
Or "genetically predispositioned" to be, if you follow that mantra...
You're whatever you say you are. If you find yourself swinging back and forth, just call yourself bi and be done with it.
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So quoth Alidane:
You're whatever you say you are. If you find yourself swinging back and forth, just call yourself bi and be done with it.
D'oh, I meant to say bi. Stupid tiredness -_- No way in hell I could like Link this much and not be at -least- bi.
And: Yim Yam is the worst confection ever invented. Okay maybe not the -worse-, but it is pretty awful. Kait fucked around with this message on 06-08-2005 at 02:24 AM.
I had my first cup of "real" Thai iced tea today. It made me want to vomit. So much sweet and sour and just...sheer...weirdness, acorn tea CAN'T be worse!
Where's Mort and the Bucket 'o Acid?
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Everybody must get stoned. Random Insanity Generator must get stoned.
So we have a new victim to abuse?Where's Mort and the Bucket 'o Acid?
Currently tangling with an egg salad sandwich and half a pitcher fulla vodkalemonade in my stomach. It looks like chicken soup, and if you're drunk enough smells like chicken soup, but brother, it ain't soup.
If you poke me enough and point me in the right direction, though, we may have a bit of a hose effect happening.
You fucking traitor. Next time you cross the border I'm calling a canadian style* air-strike on your yankee ass.
*me and my friend are gonna climb a tree and throw pinecones at you >:[
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Caid '5 Fists' Berrit said:
A canadian living in america?You fucking traitor. Next time you cross the border I'm calling a canadian style* air-strike on your yankee ass.
*me and my friend are gonna climb a tree and throw pinecones at you >:[
Comedy genius. Haven't laughed that much all week.
Could this new person be a harbinger of intelligent and funny threads?
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Fizodeth embraced inferiority and said
This thread is turning out pretty damn funny.Could this new person be a harbinger of intelligent and funny threads?
Funny, possibly.
Intelligent, not a chance.
Sir, if you insist on hiding your other hands behind your back, we will take measures.
I don't care what species you say you are. Either place your hands on the markers or you'll be spending the night in lockup.
We're not amused sir. Moving two hands to all the markers doesn't count. You're refusing to comply with regulations. In accordance with the immigration law, you are hereby under arrest. Now put your hands where I can see them.
It's not something people hear about.
quote:Now I'm going to repeat that... because it bears repeating. If it weren't for my horse, as in giddyup giddyup let's go, I wouldn't have spent that year in college, which is a degree granting institution.
Sean really knows where their towel is...
Your nonsensical Lewis Black quote is, in fact, nonsensical because it is incorrectly quoted.
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`Doc stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Welcome to the boards. Please place your hands here, here, here, here, here, and here.
Dude, that's gross!
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This insanity brought to you by Kait:
D'oh, I meant to say bi.
So you're normal then. Gotcha. 
What're you doing Sunday night? 
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Kait had this to say about John Romero:
In that case I have the reverse question, I'm a girl who thinks she's gay but I've never made out or kissed a girl, ever. Does that mean I'm "straight until proven gay" or are you what you say you are?
Or "genetically predispositioned" to be, if you follow that mantra...
If you desire to have sex with females, you are bisexual. If you went by what you have actually done most males age 14-16 would have to be classified as asexual even though they're pretty clearly straight.
Oh and hey there new person.
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Because Mod is my friend.
If you desire to have sex with females, you are bisexual. If you went by what you have actually done most males age 14-16 would have to be classified as asexual even though they're pretty clearly straight.
Apparently it's some sort of new trend for people to have no sex drive whatsoever; sXe to the umpteenth degree. They call themselves asexual.
I would be bored as hell if I was one of those guys.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about (_|_):
Apparently it's some sort of new trend for people to have no sex drive whatsoever; sXe to the umpteenth degree. They call themselves asexual.I would be bored as hell if I was one of those guys.
Are you saying you've had plenty of opportunities to disprove any allegations that you are asexual?
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Sean wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Your nonsensical Lewis Black quote is, in fact, nonsensical because it is incorrectly quoted.
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Are you saying you've had plenty of opportunities to disprove any allegations that you are asexual?
And I believe what Sean meant was that he has LOTS of sex drive. The kind where on Saturday morning he waits until his super sugared up Fruit Loops inflate to the size of bagels and screws them until they become uneatable without the use of a garden spade. I hear you, brother.
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Skaggs McGee wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
And I believe what Sean meant was that he has LOTS of sex drive. The kind where on Saturday morning he waits until his super sugared up Fruit Loops inflate to the size of bagels and screws them until they become uneatable without the use of a garden spade. I hear you, brother.
Whaaaaaaat?
