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Topic: A rant about the Sci-Fi channel
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-24-2004 04:31:57 PM
Am I the only one that thinks this could be so much more than just "the channel that carries Stargate?"

I'm watching a movie right now, called "Deadly Swarm." It is, of course, about killer mosquitoes in Mexico. And it's one of the many movies on the Sci-Fi channel as of late that is complete crap.

Other such examples include: "Boa vs. Python" in which they create a killer boa constrictor to fight a killer python from a previous movie. "The Snakehead Terror" in which some prehistoric bullshit attacks stupid people. "Arachnid," which deals with Giant Spiders.

Now I understand well that giant insects, reptiles and whatnot are a classic part of the scifi genre, but they aren't the only things! Something Awful once had a rant about this and said something to the effect that a good writer with half the budget of most Sci-Fi movies could create something infinitely better.

And I'm forced to agree.

For too long has Sci-Fi been a few good shows in a sea of steaming crappy movies. I sometimes wonder what happened to them that they decided to go this way.

Bleah. Thoughts?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-24-2004 04:45:40 PM
To me it used to be "the channel that carries MST3K" but then they stopped showing it. Now I never watch that channel.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-24-2004 04:46:37 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about John Romero:
To me it used to be "the channel that carries MST3K" but then they stopped showing it. Now I never watch that channel.

Pretty much, yeah

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-24-2004 05:06:12 PM
Stargate should get its own channel; it just rules that much.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-24-2004 05:08:02 PM
Actually it is a marginally good sign. In the old days, they were only able to show other channels' old crappy sci-fi movies. Now Sci-Fi is making their own crappy b-grade sci-fi movies. So it's a step up. Kinda.

The Stargate series are, at the moment, the anchor, but they've got a bunch of stuff in the works, like the new Battlestar Galactica series, etc. They just need to lure writers away from their parent company (NBC) to start writing good stuff.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 07-24-2004 05:13:43 PM
Sci-Fi and SPACE are pretty much the exact same thing, showing re-runs of the old Star Trek, ST:TNG, Deep Space Nine, and Voyager. But lately they've been showing some pretty crappy movies.

I wish they would bring back some of the older shows like Space:Above and Beyond. Now that was a cool show!

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-24-2004 05:19:09 PM
They're brining back Farscape.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 07-24-2004 05:26:05 PM
And a movie written, directed and STARRING Bruce Cambell!

Can't remember what its called though

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-24-2004 05:29:04 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Lechium scored a straight 1 with:
And a movie written, directed and STARRING Bruce Cambell!

Can't remember what its called though


Bubba HoTep?

Drysart
Pancake
posted 07-24-2004 05:37:27 PM
quote:
Bajah came out of the closet to say:
They're brining back Farscape.

For a single shot movie.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 07-24-2004 05:43:10 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
For a single shot movie.

A 4 hour long one at least

When it comes to Farscape, I will take whatever I can get. No matter what, it beats the mind bogglingly evil cliffhanger the series was almost left at.

Sean
posted 07-24-2004 05:51:15 PM
I was thinking the other day along these same lines, but not about SciFi or being shitty. It was about FX and being rather awesome.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-24-2004 05:58:10 PM
quote:
From the book of Bajah, chapter 3, verse 16:
Bubba HoTep?

He didn't write/direct that.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 07-24-2004 05:58:21 PM
Babylon 5: Crusades
EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
Peter
Pancake
posted 07-24-2004 07:08:53 PM
I like how they seem to kill their good shows. Like The Invisable Man.

Plus what happened to Saterday Morning Anime?

I can see why they rotate some of the shows they have in and out of playing, they get stall if you leave them on all the time.

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 07-24-2004 07:11:21 PM
Here is to hoping Battlestar doesnt blow ass and Atlantis can hold its own. The is the last season of SG-1, well see how they do after it ends.
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 07-24-2004 07:15:45 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when JooJooFlop said this:
He didn't write/direct that.

The man with the screaming brain has BC in it, but I know what one you guys are talking about. I just can't recall it's name.

Edit: Terminal Invasion, methinks.

Tegadil fucked around with this message on 07-24-2004 at 07:16 PM.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 07-24-2004 07:18:30 PM
quote:
Bajah was listening to Cher while typing:
They're brining back Farscape.


Ick

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-24-2004 07:21:04 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about the Spice Girls:
They're brining back Farscape.


Only as a mini-series, which makes me sad. I want the series back

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 07-24-2004 07:31:00 PM
quote:
Katrinity's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Only as a mini-series, which makes me sad. I want the series back

/agree

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-24-2004 09:21:36 PM
They show old sci-fi shows during the day. When I was a little kid, my Dad showed me this program from the 70's called "Kolchak The Night Stalker". It was the spiritual predecessor to X-Files. Was about a newspaper reporter in Chicago named Karl Kolchak who, in his investigations, would encounter supernatural monsters (zombies, werewolves, renegade native american shamans, rat-men from Jewish mythology, Cajun boogymen etc). No one else would believe him about the supernatural (and there was the insinuation that the police were actively suppressing the truth at times), so it usually fell to him to straighten things out. X-Files outright stole some stories from Kolchak, though I'd prefer to think of it as homages.

Anyways, I was flipping through channels the other day and they had a Kolchak marathon on. Very very cool.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 07-24-2004 09:37:21 PM
The huge amount of bad shows on a lot of networks is clearly the fault of...


THE CRAB PEOPLE!

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Dave
)_(
posted 07-25-2004 03:52:47 AM
I'd like for them to carry some anime, if they would have picked up last exile or somthing it would do wonders for them.

I agree I only watch that channel for stargate, I hate all those bad movies they do. There is little sci-fi about it its just "oh its a giant rat killing everyone but the army made it as a weapon" or somecrap.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-25-2004 04:34:24 AM
A few years back, Sci-Fi did anime blocks on Saturday morning. Since Cartoon Network started signing near-exclusive deals with the American distributors, though, SciFi's been edged out. Personally I'd like to see less in the way of series (which CN covers well enough) and more of the one-shot movies. Anime and American animation (like Wizards)
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Peter
Pancake
posted 07-25-2004 09:50:34 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Robocop:
A few years back, Sci-Fi did anime blocks on Saturday morning. Since Cartoon Network started signing near-exclusive deals with the American distributors, though, SciFi's been edged out. Personally I'd like to see less in the way of series (which CN covers well enough) and more of the one-shot movies. Anime and American animation (like Wizards)

They havn't edged them out, Sci-Fi simply does not show them. Or show them often enough. Once in a Blue moon, at like 1 am Sci-Fi will show something like Armitage III.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-25-2004 09:59:33 PM
Sci-Fi should restart Firefly
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-25-2004 10:27:39 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper got bored and wrote this:
Sci-Fi should restart Firefly

It can't, since a major movie is being released.

The rights are tied up.

Peter
Pancake
posted 07-25-2004 11:06:08 PM
To add, Sci-fi has retarted programming. The daytime program is basicly blocks of the same show that changes daily.

Then one or two older retired broadcast channel's shows like Sliders

Primetime it is movies, or Stargate, most of the time they repeat them, then late night is crappy shows like John Edwards or one or two fillers shows from daytime like Star Trek, then maybe an older movie, like, looking at the listing, Weds and Thurs they are showing Godzilla movies at 3 am.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-26-2004 12:16:16 AM
That John Edwards guy should be kneecapped and fed feet first into a chipper shredder. I hate him with a passion.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Demos
Pancake
posted 07-26-2004 12:33:22 AM
They seem like they're coming out with a few new series like was stated, with Battlestar Galactica, Earthsea, and something else I can't remember. I saw previews for it...something like The Hidden? Something with the parents keeping a secret about the kid's parentage involving hideous mutations and whatnot.

I miss the good ol' days of MST3k, and anyone remember Earth 2 (On the strange planet with the native creatures that moved underground? Very cool series.), and then something else with classic scifi action without being cheesy, I think it was Earth: Above and Beyond. basically a platoon of marines in the resistance of alien invasion and whatnot.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-26-2004 01:58:32 AM
quote:
Demos had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
They seem like they're coming out with a few new series like was stated, with Battlestar Galactica, Earthsea, and something else I can't remember. I saw previews for it...something like The Hidden? Something with the parents keeping a secret about the kid's parentage involving hideous mutations and whatnot.

I miss the good ol' days of MST3k, and anyone remember Earth 2 (On the strange planet with the native creatures that moved underground? Very cool series.), and then something else with classic scifi action without being cheesy, I think it was Earth: Above and Beyond. basically a platoon of marines in the resistance of alien invasion and whatnot.


Earth: Above and Beyond also had Coolio in space.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Dave
)_(
posted 07-26-2004 02:20:53 AM
That series was started on fox but they droped it.
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 07-26-2004 02:41:56 AM
I happen to love SciFi channel and about 85% of the movies they show are decent.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
diadem
eet bugz
posted 07-26-2004 07:06:49 AM
quote:
Verily, Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael doth proclaim:
That John Edwards guy should be kneecapped and fed feet first into a chipper shredder. I hate him with a passion.

but without john edwards they'd have to pay for real sci-fi shows like Forever Knight.

If you want scifi, watch TNNSpike TV or Cartoon Network.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-26-2004 08:23:29 AM
Yummy DS9 and Space Anime
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-26-2004 10:35:39 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and diadem was all like:
but without john edwards they'd have to pay for real sci-fi shows like Forever Knight.

If you want scifi, watch TNNSpike TV or Cartoon Network.


I watch Spike for MacGyver and ST:TNG repeats. I have this thing for Star Trek series that don't suck the ass.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-26-2004 10:42:32 AM
I know not many peeps liked the series, but SciFi is plaing "Roar" at 8am EDT in the morning. Heath Ledger + 'Roman Empire Era' Ireland + Celtic Warriors =
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-26-2004 12:26:07 PM
The actors in that series were good, but I disliked the obsession with early Christian lore. The whole deal with Longinus and so forth.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 07-26-2004 12:29:59 PM
SciFi is great for the fact that they play the cheesy or underrated movies that no other station will take. For Example: I have yet to see any evil dead movie on any channel other then scifi, and all hail to the king baby.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 07-26-2004 03:44:07 PM
quote:
Dr Cysa thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
SciFi is great for the fact that they play the cheesy or underrated movies that no other station will take. For Example: I have yet to see any evil dead movie on any channel other then scifi, and all hail to the king baby.

I saw Army of Darkness on (I think it was) AMC just a few weeks ago!

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