"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
"I like lesbians with a giddy delight. If I had my own pair, I'd jack off every night." "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me." "There are easier things in life then finding a good guy like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do." - Grawbad, Battle.net forums
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..." - Silvast, Battle.net forums