So anyway, thats the chair as it is. Any suggestions for how to make it more demonic? Please respond as soon as possible. Thanks in advance!
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That annoys the crap out of me anyways, dunno about everyone else.
It's sick, dude. 
In my opinion, at least.
If I was your teacher (which I'm not) I would call it unappropriate.
But eh, that's me.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Burger had this to say about John Romero:
instead of having the back be straight up, or even reclining a little, make it a 5 degree angle bent FORWARDS.
Ooo, good one
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Burger stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
instead of having the back be straight up, or even reclining a little, make it a 5 degree angle bent FORWARDS.
but with shoulder straps too, so the kids back is straight and doesnt slouch
Maybe on the back, paint a smiley face and the words "Happy Fun Time-Out Chair" in bright, happy colors.
It all seems to fit to me 
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With great fanfare, Mr. Parcelan proclamed:
how does this shit come naturally to you?
Very frequently, thank you.
Oh, and here's another idea. Hinge the back legs so that they fold under the chair, and put springs on them to normally hold them in place. That way, if the kid tries to lean back in the chair, the springs can't hold the legs and they fold under, dumping the kid on his back.
It could even animate!!
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Zair had this to say about Captain Planet:
Yeah, child torture isnt really laugh out loud funny
Its more of a quiet chuckle or snicker rudely type funny.
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ACES! Another post by Mr. Parcelan:
You guys are fucked up. I mean, seriously, how does this shit come naturally to you?
Wondering that myself... 
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Now, that having been said, the torture part has been explored thoroughly. Make with the brainwashing already.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this stupid crap:
It's not that hard. You just think about what's uncomfortable for you, or what grown-ups always used to warn you about. Like if I said "Child's legs should be wrapped around the front legs of the chair to cause painful bone misgrowth" I'd be referencing something a teacher once warned me about.Now, that having been said, the torture part has been explored thoroughly. Make with the brainwashing already.
If I wanted to torture you, I'd take away your pie.
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From the book of Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael, chapter 3, verse 16:
Now, that having been said, the torture part has been explored thoroughly. Make with the brainwashing already.
The chair is but a door. It can open the way, but it takes a person to walk through it.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
If I wanted to torture you, I'd take away your pie.
You wouldn't dare!
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Sleep deprivation + angry lecture?
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This insanity brought to you by heo muyashi dan:
Thank you all for the suggestions, but I must agree with Ja'Deth...any help with the use of psychology for brainwashing?
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Kahuna Ryuu was naked while typing this:
Teletubbies. One Episode. Over and over again.
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