A) He's dead and his vast fortune has been stolen from him.
B) He's been getting it on for four days straight.
C) He forsook the married life and went to become a treasure-hunting archaeologist.
D) He has been bitten by one of the children of the night and reigns as a king of undeath.
E) His beard, driven mad by seperation came after him with a knife and he is currently filming a story based upon it.
Gydyon's beard, driven mad by seperation, has taken it upon itself to reunite with Gydyon. Finding its former host madly in the throes of passion with another, the beard becomes jealous! 
Thus begins the greatest tale of horror and suspense that our generation has ever known!
Hold onto your pants!
Grab a plate of buffalo wings!
You can't miss... Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow: The Tale of Gydyon's Facial Hair
In theaters this Christmas.
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There was much rejoicing when BetaTested said this:
I'd say B. Because of that whole honey moon thing that typically happens.
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A sleep deprived BetaTested stammered:
I'd say B. Because of that whole honey moon thing that typically happens.
Gydyon's marriage is a ruse. Think about it... the losing weight, the shaving of the beard, the timer Drysart put up.. it's obvious!!
Drys has taken our beloved Gyd prisoner! For what other reason would a man forsake wings enough to lose his jolly mirth? Why else would he shave his facial hair, the Samsonlike source of his power?
This does not bode well.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
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"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
rofl
Jizzupo and yambags... gods damn I've not laughed this hard in ages...
NOW
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We were all impressed when Gydfather wrote:
My honeymoon lasted until just.........wait for it......NOW
Long honeymoons are the way to go.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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How.... Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael.... uughhhhhh:
Long honeymoons are the way to go.
We got back Monday, but I did not plug back into my world until this morning.
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Bajah had this to say about Captain Planet:
Your world has a plug?
Gydyon is Neo!
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Bajah probably says this to all the girls:
Your world has a plug?
Many.
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He needs to shave his legs.
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Gydfather wrote this stupid crap:
"Corporate accounts payable, Gydyon speaking! Just a moment!"
"Corporate accounts payable, Gydyon speaking! Just a moment!"
"Corporate accounts payable, Gydyon speaking! Just a moment!"
"Corporate accounts payable, Gydyon speaking! Just a moment!"
"Thats my stapler..yes, but...I'm going to burn the building down."
