For example: I hate it when my balls shift weird and my underwear pinches one of them.
I also hate it when people order oysters, just because oysters are a pain in the ass to shuck.
I think I hate the third most of all. But goddamn, do I hate tomatos.
[ 08-11-2003: Message edited by: Paccione ]
Delidgamond Or whatever other name he conjures up this month.
(Fuck you, Delid IS a thing)
Webcam picture quality
The servers at Visa/Mastercard's approvals center.
Tampon Commercials
Old Navy
Lighting a cigarette backwards
dead lighters
the concept of money
The Educational System in America
Pizza Rolls and other microwave foods that come in roll form
cookbooks
Ulcers
Cheap Toilet Paper
newsprint on a white desk
Bell peppers
sawdust
cheap ball point pens. (Yes, I pay 3$ apiece for mine)
redneck memorabilia
nascar
people who hunt for fur
People who sluff shots (Fal Knows)
small dogs
unwashed vagina
Dreamboat Body and a Shipwreck Face
Sour Milk
Jelly Donuts
those pencils made from recycled shit, that feel all rubbery. KILL A TREE SO I CAN WRITE IN COMFORT!
Porn with unattractive midgets.
Ron Jeremy
Country music
Porn with a fake cumshot, that looks like somebody squirted the slut with hand lotion, or shampoo or something.
the sound of a woman peeing
that guy who wants to talk to you in the public bathroom
having to shit away from home
crickets
"Special Attention" that isnt returned because she doesnt like the taste.
umm..
I hate it when fast food places don't do a good enough job taking off stuff so there is still pieces of onion/tomato/whatever I didn't like on the burger. Bleh.
I hate traffic in general. SPEED UP.
Any port-a-can. Bleeeh.
I really hate it when people don't bother to say hi. Maybe I'm just a needy bastard, but it's really a letdown to have people you consort with a lot not even bothering to acknowledge your prescence. Makes me feel reeeeal good about myself.
I hate losing. It makes me angry and then it makes me act stupid. =/
I also hate looking stupid.
I also hate it when people don't bother to use their intellegence to succeed because of laziness. Jeesh, there are a billion or so kids that would kill for your intellegence, AND IT'S BEING WASTED.
I also hate "teen society" in general. Clothes and crap, wtf. I mean, it's hard enough to grow up, study hard, and adjust to your new society without a bunch of invisible advertisers telling you what you should and should not wear, instilling silly ideas of what is good looking and ugly, and what not.
I also hate TV and the media that gives an unfair stereotype of 'the geek'. I was more popular than any of those geeks (although I didn't have a girlfriend ), and I know there are more who were even more popular than me yet liked the things a 'geek' would.
Ok, I'm done sounding bitter. ^_^
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White Mage impressed everyone with:
I hate:Delidgamond Or whatever other name he conjures up this month.
(Fuck you, Delid IS a thing)
I...I don't know what to say
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Paccione stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I...I don't know what to say
<gives Delid a cookie and a hug> ^.^
On Topic: I hate when they give you onion rings when you order french fries...I hate onions!!!!
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Katrinity wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
<gives Delid a cookie and a hug> ^.^On Topic: I hate when they give you onion rings when you order french fries...I hate onions!!!!
I hate when I work non-stop for 8 hours without food or drink and all I get is $0.67 in tips.
That said, I hate:
No, Really. Bite me.
I hate ignorance.
I hate that we're in the 21st century and we still haven't figured out how to feed everyone.
I hate that there are still some things I don't like about myself but refuse to change.
I hate not being as witty as others.
I hate not being satisfied with my life.
(with the exception of a select few. its funny, i dont really dislike the girls on EC)
That about sums it up..
what? someone had to say it.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
I hate Intro to Tech class.
I hate when milk dries in between the cap and the carton then when you pour the milk that dried crap falls in your cup.
I hate the burnt chip at the bottom of the bag.
I hate death.
I hate capitalism.
I hate morons.
I hate people who buy $4000 dollar computers just to use the internet.
I hate couches that have molded to someone elses ass, then when you sit in them they feel awkward.
I hate the school system in Alabama.
I hate spoiled people.
I hate how people buy GIANT SUVs for style.
I hate annoying commercials.
I hate allergies.
[ 08-12-2003: Message edited by: Scuba Steve ]
edit: Im Puggy.
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Scuba Steve wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I hate the school system in Alabama.
And suddenly, more and more begins to make sense.
quote:
Cool Hand Luke spewed forth this undeniable truth:
And suddenly, more and more begins to make sense.
quote:
Bummey the Fool thought about the meaning of life:
I hate that iPod / Volkswagon Beetle commercial.
Fuck, YES!
"Want to show people that you're the kind of man who takes it up the ass? Buy an iPod and a VW beetle! And, for the love of God, don't tell anyone when your and another man's "pods unite"."
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This one time, at Burger camp:
Don't be ripping on Ron Jeremy, he serves as a reminder to the male populace that even ugly guys can fuck good looking women.
Yeah, when the chick is all coked up, and getting paid a few thousand dollars a day to just lay there, and fake an orgasm every now and then.