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Topic: Things We Hate
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-11-2003 03:45:06 AM
No people we hate, no places we hate. This thread is about things we hate. Simple, right?

For example: I hate it when my balls shift weird and my underwear pinches one of them.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-11-2003 03:46:21 AM
I hate it when imbeciles order two double cheeseburgers for breakfast. HAVE SOME FUCKING EGGS OR WAIT UNTIL LUNCH, DOUCHEBAGS!

I also hate it when people order oysters, just because oysters are a pain in the ass to shuck.

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-11-2003 04:19:24 AM
I fucking hate it when my car breaks down
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-11-2003 06:21:20 AM
I also fucking hate it when chicks I know really well hook up with asshole boyfriends who just want them for their happy fun spots.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-11-2003 06:25:51 AM
Raw tomatos. Fucking slimy snotty looking bastards.
Cat fur. Everywhere including the cat. With the clumps they shed off, how the fuck do they still have any on their bodies!?
When my car makes strange, unexplainable noises.

I think I hate the third most of all. But goddamn, do I hate tomatos.

Paccione
Pancake
posted 08-11-2003 08:05:53 AM
I fucking hate whiney bitches always complaining about raw tomatos. God Dammit. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

[ 08-11-2003: Message edited by: Paccione ]

Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 08-11-2003 09:57:57 AM
I hate:

Delidgamond Or whatever other name he conjures up this month.
(Fuck you, Delid IS a thing)

Webcam picture quality
The servers at Visa/Mastercard's approvals center.
Tampon Commercials
Old Navy
Lighting a cigarette backwards
dead lighters
the concept of money
The Educational System in America
Pizza Rolls and other microwave foods that come in roll form
cookbooks
Ulcers
Cheap Toilet Paper
newsprint on a white desk
Bell peppers
sawdust
cheap ball point pens. (Yes, I pay 3$ apiece for mine)
redneck memorabilia
nascar
people who hunt for fur
People who sluff shots (Fal Knows)
small dogs
unwashed vagina
Dreamboat Body and a Shipwreck Face
Sour Milk
Jelly Donuts
those pencils made from recycled shit, that feel all rubbery. KILL A TREE SO I CAN WRITE IN COMFORT!
Porn with unattractive midgets.
Ron Jeremy
Country music
Porn with a fake cumshot, that looks like somebody squirted the slut with hand lotion, or shampoo or something.
the sound of a woman peeing
that guy who wants to talk to you in the public bathroom
having to shit away from home
crickets
"Special Attention" that isnt returned because she doesnt like the taste.

umm..

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 08-11-2003 10:25:22 AM
I hate women who play you like a freaking fiddle and then pull that friend crap. If I didn't believe in chivalry I'd kick their tails from here to Florida.

I hate it when fast food places don't do a good enough job taking off stuff so there is still pieces of onion/tomato/whatever I didn't like on the burger. Bleh.

I hate traffic in general. SPEED UP.

Any port-a-can. Bleeeh.

I really hate it when people don't bother to say hi. Maybe I'm just a needy bastard, but it's really a letdown to have people you consort with a lot not even bothering to acknowledge your prescence. Makes me feel reeeeal good about myself.

I hate losing. It makes me angry and then it makes me act stupid. =/

I also hate looking stupid.

I also hate it when people don't bother to use their intellegence to succeed because of laziness. Jeesh, there are a billion or so kids that would kill for your intellegence, AND IT'S BEING WASTED.

I also hate "teen society" in general. Clothes and crap, wtf. I mean, it's hard enough to grow up, study hard, and adjust to your new society without a bunch of invisible advertisers telling you what you should and should not wear, instilling silly ideas of what is good looking and ugly, and what not.

I also hate TV and the media that gives an unfair stereotype of 'the geek'. I was more popular than any of those geeks (although I didn't have a girlfriend ), and I know there are more who were even more popular than me yet liked the things a 'geek' would.

Ok, I'm done sounding bitter. ^_^

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Paccione
Pancake
posted 08-11-2003 10:35:46 AM
quote:
White Mage impressed everyone with:
I hate:

Delidgamond Or whatever other name he conjures up this month.
(Fuck you, Delid IS a thing)


I...I don't know what to say

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-11-2003 11:26:54 AM
quote:
Paccione stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I...I don't know what to say

<gives Delid a cookie and a hug> ^.^

On Topic: I hate when they give you onion rings when you order french fries...I hate onions!!!!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ares
posted 08-11-2003 12:35:07 PM
quote:
Katrinity wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
<gives Delid a cookie and a hug> ^.^

On Topic: I hate when they give you onion rings when you order french fries...I hate onions!!!!



Mmmm.. Onions.

I hate when I work non-stop for 8 hours without food or drink and all I get is $0.67 in tips.

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 08-11-2003 03:28:58 PM
I hate.....
Politics
Elitist*Don't care what kind*
Parents who can't take some freakin responsibility
Reality Shows
Idiots Online
People who think they know what is bests for other just because they like to be bossy* Those that are trying to be helpful are fine*
American Education
Journalist that can't seem to do anything but complain about what is wrong with others.
Burger
BANNED!
posted 08-11-2003 05:11:58 PM
Don't be ripping on Ron Jeremy, he serves as a reminder to the male populace that even ugly guys can fuck good looking women.

That said, I hate:

  • Bad acting in porn, if you can't act, at all, stop talking and moan a little.
  • People paying for $10.03 worth of gas with just a $10 bill and EXPECTING me not to worry about the $0.03. if they come in with an extra nickel, and try to pay, I'll decline, but at least TRY to pay for your goddamn gas.
  • ball sweat
  • The current popularized notion that women must be thin to be beautiful. A woman that's more than just a stick can be even more beautiful... Just think, coke bottle figure, REAL HIPS, a set of full legs with a nice round ass on the top. And these women are told to feel bad about themselves??? FUCK THAT!
  • advertising in the new ICQ lite.
  • low-quality adult lubricants.
  • the price of high-quality adult lubricants (I don't like paying $30 for a bottle of astro-glide, but it's better than using something inferior)
  • Bite me.

    No, Really. Bite me.

    Puggy
    Pancake
    posted 08-11-2003 05:28:43 PM
    I hate dialup.
    Emil
    Hypersensitive; Beware of Hurt Feelings
    posted 08-11-2003 07:46:25 PM
    I hate War.

    I hate ignorance.

    I hate that we're in the 21st century and we still haven't figured out how to feed everyone.

    I hate that there are still some things I don't like about myself but refuse to change.

    I hate not being as witty as others.

    I hate not being satisfied with my life.

    From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right. – Samuel Butler
    Snugglits
    I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
    posted 08-11-2003 08:29:19 PM
    I pretty much hate everything
    [b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
    Monica
    I've got an owie on my head :(
    posted 08-12-2003 02:37:20 AM
    Five lines ringing at once while being the only CSR not taking a smoke break.
    Lady Delirium
    Drysart loves me!
    posted 08-12-2003 10:45:50 AM
    i hate girls.
    oh do i hate girls.

    (with the exception of a select few. its funny, i dont really dislike the girls on EC)


    yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
    Synjari
    Warrior Princess
    Cookie Seraphim!
    posted 08-12-2003 10:55:40 AM
    hypocrites (yes I hate even myself when I realize I am being one..)


    That about sums it up..

    "Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
    I posted in a title changing thread.
    posted 08-12-2003 03:17:35 PM
    Bagginses! We hates 'em!

    what? someone had to say it.

    Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
    "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
    *Also Lyinar's attack panda

    sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

    Taeldian
    Pancake
    posted 08-12-2003 04:08:14 PM
    ^_^ <--- That and all variations.
    Scuba Steve
    Pancake
    posted 08-12-2003 07:49:22 PM
    I hate the Myth of Progress.

    I hate Intro to Tech class.

    I hate when milk dries in between the cap and the carton then when you pour the milk that dried crap falls in your cup.

    I hate the burnt chip at the bottom of the bag.

    I hate death.

    I hate capitalism.

    I hate morons.

    I hate people who buy $4000 dollar computers just to use the internet.

    I hate couches that have molded to someone elses ass, then when you sit in them they feel awkward.

    I hate the school system in Alabama.

    I hate spoiled people.

    I hate how people buy GIANT SUVs for style.

    I hate annoying commercials.

    I hate allergies.


    edit: Im Puggy.

    [ 08-12-2003: Message edited by: Scuba Steve ]

    You are not a loser if your knocked down, you are if you stay down.
    Koosh Man
    Pancake
    posted 08-12-2003 07:50:58 PM
    COMMUNIST!
    Bricktop
    Old and Gay
    posted 08-12-2003 07:51:03 PM
    quote:
    Scuba Steve wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
    I hate the school system in Alabama.

    And suddenly, more and more begins to make sense.

    A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
    Bummey the Fool
    Prefers to play with men
    posted 08-12-2003 07:56:14 PM
    I hate that iPod / Volkswagon Beetle commercial.

    Puggy
    Pancake
    posted 08-12-2003 07:57:20 PM
    quote:
    Cool Hand Luke spewed forth this undeniable truth:
    And suddenly, more and more begins to make sense.

    Whats that supposed to mean?!
    Snugglits
    I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
    posted 08-12-2003 09:05:51 PM
    quote:
    Bummey the Fool thought about the meaning of life:
    I hate that iPod / Volkswagon Beetle commercial.


    Fuck, YES!

    "Want to show people that you're the kind of man who takes it up the ass? Buy an iPod and a VW beetle! And, for the love of God, don't tell anyone when your and another man's "pods unite"."

    [b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
    Tal NSFW!!
    Pancake
    posted 08-12-2003 10:57:25 PM
    quote:
    This one time, at Burger camp:
    Don't be ripping on Ron Jeremy, he serves as a reminder to the male populace that even ugly guys can fuck good looking women.

    Yeah, when the chick is all coked up, and getting paid a few thousand dollars a day to just lay there, and fake an orgasm every now and then.

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