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Topic: Ladies and Gentlemen. Snoota too.
Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 07-10-2003 03:46:24 AM
It is judgement time. Time to edit down my porn image collection. So from time to time, I shall post an image, for your judgement. Everything I have, I like. but I cannot keep it all.

Todays judgement.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 07-10-2003 03:51:34 AM
Pictures are weak. Movies only or I rape your mom at gunpoint
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-10-2003 03:53:17 AM
The dark haired one is kind of cute, but the blonde has no ass at all even though she's supposed to be showing it off and the little bit you can see of her face looks like she was kicked with some baseball spikes.

The brunette has some nice nipples, though her breasts are a little small by everyday standards, let alone porn star standards.

Judgement for the garbage bin.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 07-10-2003 03:56:00 AM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
The dark haired one is kind of cute, but the blonde has no ass at all even though she's supposed to be showing it off and the little bit you can see of her face looks like she was kicked with some baseball spikes.

The brunette has some nice nipples, though her breasts are a little small by everyday standards, let alone porn star standards.

Judgement for the garbage bin.


Thats a redhead, not a brunette, you colorblind fruity ass bastard.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-10-2003 03:57:30 AM
quote:
White Mage impressed everyone with:
Thats a redhead, not a brunette, you colorblind fruity ass bastard.

You're the one debating whether you should keep lesbian porn or not, and you have the audacity to call ME fruity!?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 07-10-2003 03:57:44 AM
quote:
Nwizzle Fo' Shizzle had this to say about Knight Rider:
Pictures are weak. Movies only or I rape your mom at gunpoint

I don't keep movies. They flow in and out of my hard drive, like dreams of nailing a real woman float in and out of your mind.

Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 07-10-2003 03:58:49 AM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
You're the one debating whether you should keep lesbian porn or not, and you have the audacity to call ME fruity!?

I cant keep all of it.. I'm culling the herd.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-10-2003 04:00:47 AM
I actually don't keep porn on my hard drive. When I feel the need to see some I just head over to libraryofthumbs.com! Lots of free everything.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 07-10-2003 04:03:53 AM
Theres a lot of better freebie places than LoT, Snoots... in todays free porn market, LoT is like.. the guy in the alley selling fake rolex's
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-10-2003 04:05:06 AM
I've been going there for like four years now. It's all I know.

Not that I care. While I am one sick perverted freak, I'm not really much for porn.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 07-10-2003 04:46:53 AM
Trash it.

If it was just the redhead.. or a more attractive blond I'd go with keeping, but, no.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 07-10-2003 05:40:18 AM
I'd keep it personally, but I have plenty of space for porn.

Trash it.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-10-2003 12:46:23 PM
Bin it. It doesn't fit a high enough standard for long-term archived porn.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 07-10-2003 01:07:53 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mortious!
Bin it. It doesn't fit a high enough standard for long-term archived porn.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Zemekis Valentine
Pancake
posted 07-10-2003 03:06:33 PM
I Like red heads .... grrr, but all the ones I've seen so far have either been deformed, or retarded in some way. Wierd...

  • Zemekis Valentine
  • Lvl 57 retired Druid of Cazic-Thull. Although I wanna play again.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 07-10-2003 03:12:55 PM
Oh come on! I could make better lesbian porn than that!*

* - Not an offer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 07-10-2003 03:17:35 PM
Are you offering?
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-10-2003 03:49:22 PM
quote:
Zemekis Valentine had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I Like red heads .... grrr, but all the ones I've seen so far have either been deformed, or retarded in some way. Wierd...

So... evidently you do NOT like redheads.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 07-10-2003 05:03:44 PM
quote:
So quoth Zemekis Valentine:
I Like red heads .... grrr, but all the ones I've seen so far have either been deformed, or retarded in some way. Wierd...

That's cause all you watch is anime, you dumb bastard.


Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 07-10-2003 06:32:56 PM
quote:
Veruca Salt wrote this stupid crap:
Oh come on! I could make better lesbian porn than that!*

* - Not an offer.


IS THAT AN OFFE - fuck

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-10-2003 06:35:18 PM
I don't know why you would delete it.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 07-10-2003 11:00:04 PM
quote:
Lazzay wrote this stupid crap:
IS THAT AN OFFE - fuck

It is for you, baby!*

* - Not really.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 07-11-2003 01:51:02 PM
Can I watch?*

*Doesn't really want to go to jail.

[ 07-11-2003: Message edited by: Bloodsage ]

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-11-2003 02:35:33 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about John Romero:
Can I watch?*

*Doesn't really want to go to jail.


Hey, you're in Germany now. Underage girls won't get you arrested.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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