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Topic: just a scary little thing for y'all to think about...
heo muyashi dan
Pancake
posted 10-26-2003 06:27:07 PM
Walking down the street this morning, I realized two things...1.) this forums been recommended to me time and again, and I've never got around to checking it out, and 2.) metal detectors are obsolete...(see...this is how my mind works..one minute I'm thinking about web surfing, the next second national security...I blame it on the fact that I'm an art student....). Well, anyway, there was a purpose to this thing...lemme think..oh, yeah, metal detectors. Back in the 90's, metal detectors were fine...people only had guns...but how about today? With chem warfare making such a stunning comeback, you don't need anything metal..just a plastic tube, enough antidote for you, and bada bing bada boom, ya know?...but anyway, was just trying to brainstorm possible counter strategies for this kind of weaponry without having to anal probe every person that enters an airport. Yeah..so this being said, I'll offer my possible solutions and then see what you guys have to say about it.
Solution 1: Get a couple of actors, run them through a fake machine, then "crucify" them right in front of everyone. Bio-terrorists will be sure to chicken out.
Solution 2: Keep the fake machine, but get rid of the actors. Instead, plant some chemicals of mass destruction on innocents walking through, and really crucify them, leaving their dead corpses to serve as warnings to all terrorists.
Solution 3: Actually find a way to identify the substances with a real machine...not as much fun, but still pretty effective.

Well, hope to hear what y'all have ta say. {^_^}

Don't have, respect, for the world around me. Don't wanna live, with this death about me. Just wanna run, wanna give it all away...
(Give it---By Me.)
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-26-2003 06:28:11 PM
You have issues.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 10-26-2003 06:28:19 PM
PARAGRAPHS

And all other types of separation of sentences...

[ 10-26-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]

Suddar
posted 10-26-2003 06:28:53 PM
Chemical warfare's making an awesome comeback. In the media?
Nina
posted 10-26-2003 06:32:16 PM
Here goes the lynch mob again, too stuck-up and dumb to be able to read a paragraph longer than 3 lines.

So yeah. There's no such thing as a portable chemical weapon, really. Too costly next to a trusty old firearm.

Welcome as well.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-26-2003 06:34:15 PM
quote:
Nina stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Here goes the lynch mob again, too stuck-up and dumb to be able to read a paragraph longer than 3 lines.

The guy didn't really make a very good introduction for himself, though.

This isn't a good thing to use to break the ice between him and us, heh.

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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 10-26-2003 06:35:17 PM
quote:
Nina had this to say about dark elf butts:
Here goes the lynch mob again, too stuck-up and dumb to be able to read a paragraph longer than 3 lines.

That's not a paragraph. That's like a Timpofee post, only harder to read. =/

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-26-2003 06:35:35 PM
The closest thing to there being a lynch mob would be the fact that I think a desire to plant evidence on innocent bystanders and publically execute them denotes a psychological issue.

Wait, no, the closest thing to a lynch mob would be you pumping out an imaginary threat in an effort to get people riled up.

Chill out, dude.

[ 10-26-2003: Message edited by: Mr. Parcelan ]

Suddar
posted 10-26-2003 06:37:25 PM
quote:
Nina stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Here goes the lynch mob again, too stuck-up and dumb to be able to read a paragraph longer than 3 lines.

I don't know about everybody else, but I read the post. But chemical warfare hasn't made too huge a "comeback." Really. If it has, we're not hearing about it. Or we're not hearing about it in Maine.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 10-26-2003 06:39:11 PM
uh, hi?
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-26-2003 06:42:37 PM
quote:
Interests: Sex, RPing, Archery, Graphic Design, Sex, M:TG, Se...well, you get the idea

...

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 10-26-2003 06:50:31 PM
Stop being assholes.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 10-26-2003 06:51:18 PM
*spanks Drys*

*waves hi to the new guy* =D

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-26-2003 06:51:44 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Stop being assholes.

More like you stop flickin' MY ear.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 10-26-2003 06:52:55 PM
quote:
Drysart's account was hax0red to write:
Stop being assholes.

Yes sir.

Welcome. While I may have used a rather mean way of conveying my suggestion, I ask that you at least consider it... It really helps around here. =/

[ 10-26-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-26-2003 06:53:41 PM
quote:
heo muyashi dan had this to say about Tron:
Solution 2: Keep the fake machine, but get rid of the actors. Instead, plant some chemicals of mass destruction on innocents walking through, and really crucify them, leaving their dead corpses to serve as warnings to all terrorists.

...Good idea. You can volunteer to be the first.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Captain Hagrid Starcrust III
Pancake
posted 10-26-2003 10:49:01 PM
Welcome!

For your information:

  • Nina and Fal are men (nina just barely)

  • Bloodsage is probably better than you, get used to the idea

  • You have about four weeks to comply with the "fad of the month" or risk being ostracized. The next upcoming fad is Final Fantasy XI, slated for release on the 29th

  • Nobody hates you. Even if someone snipes at you in one thread they'll completely forget about it the next time you post. Nobody is serious about anything ever, and even if they are it's safe to act like they aren't.

  • Your posts, no matter how mundane, are usually at least worth reading once over. Don't fall into the all too common "I'm unpopular" trap.

  • If you're a goth, hide it well.

  • acquire a taste for bleeding anus / poop-in-sock-drawer jokes

    Welcome bish!

    [ 10-26-2003: Message edited by: Chief Durkin ]

  • Tally of foods I haven't fucked up:
  • Grilled Cheese
  • Home Fries
  • Tuna Salad Sandwich
  • Hard boiled egg
    Live Journaley Goodness
  • Kegwen
    Sonyfag
    posted 10-26-2003 10:50:43 PM
    quote:
    Chief Durkin had this to say about the Spice Girls:
  • acquire a taste for bleeding anus / poop-in-sock-drawer jokes

  • But those don't happen very often... They aren't funny when they do, either.

    edit: WHY THE FUCK IS MY POST BOLD

    [ 10-26-2003: Message edited by: Kegwen ]

    Falaanla Marr
    I AM HOT CHIX
    posted 10-26-2003 10:52:11 PM
    quote:
    Chief Durkin had this to say about Optimus Prime:

  • Nina and Fal are men (nina just barely)



  • i am not.

    Elvish Crack Piper
    Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
    posted 10-26-2003 11:30:56 PM
    Fal is a man
    (Insert Funny Phrase Here)
    Nwist, Who?
    Nwist
    posted 10-26-2003 11:32:16 PM
    quote:
    Elvish Crack Piper painfully thought these words up:
    Fal is a man

    , baby.

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