[ 09-21-2003: Message edited by: Jargum ]
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Maradon! had this to say about (_|_):
*sticks his dick in Sakkra's ear*
B..but, I do not like the cock
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Sentow, Maybe thought about the meaning of life:
You know, this makes wonder. Where did the phrase, "Post haste," come from? Literally it would mean either, "After speediness," or, "Mailman ran early again today!"
The latter makes more sense, but in a different way. Maybe you used to be able to go to the Post Office and get your letter sent with "post haste" 
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Everyone wondered WTF when Jargum wrote:
The latter makes more sense, but in a different way. Maybe you used to be able to go to the Post Office and get your letter sent with "post haste"
Hey... maybe it means the rapid erection of a fence!
Awesome sigpic, BTW =D
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
*plays the tuba rather poorly*
Oho Mr. Parcelan, your clumsy yet good intentioned antics are quite humorous. For your efforts, you shall be granted the title of Duke of Elmberry, and all the rights, privelages, and lands associated with the station.
Elmberry got killed...but he did have two scantily-clad assassins as his associates.
I'm not sure whether to be enraged or considerate.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
You're quoting FFT.Elmberry got killed...but he did have two scantily-clad assassins as his associates.
I'm not sure whether to be enraged or considerate.
Actually, I had forgot about FFT, I merely saw the news the position was vacant, and his lands are in disarray.
Besides, why do you think the title is available to give? It doesn't really matter. Either you desire the land, power, and scantilly clad assassins associated with the dutchy, or you shall be put to death at dawn. I suggest you consider your options closely.
And you, sir, are no colon cancer.
*lops off Sakkra's head and makes a submarine sandwich of his body*
(Though I do believe the Duke was Limberry, not Elmberry)
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Sakkra had this to say about Knight Rider:
*Gives Parcelan colon cancer*
(Though I do believe the Duke was Limberry, not Elmberry)
Oh...my bad.
Guess we both sort of got shafted.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
Oh...my bad.Guess we both sort of got shafted.
*Reappears as a blue glowy Force ghost*
At least I'm already dead and it's over with, you get to spend the next few years having your bowels eaten by cancer.
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759.
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Sakkra spewed forth this undeniable truth:
*Reappears as a blue glowy Force ghost*At least I'm already dead and it's over with, you get to spend the next few years having your bowels eaten by cancer.
Unless I poop you out now-...oh, too late.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
Unless I poop you out now-...oh, too late.
Aww fuck, ain't no way I'm going back into that body...
*Whistles nonchalantly as though it never happened, heading towards the girl's dorm of the local college*
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Sakkra stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
B..but, I do not like the cock
Cracks open a fortune cookie.
Let's see here... "Sakkra has the Gay."
The cookie doesn't lie, man.
