Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an
excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
Last name could use some work, but not too shabby overall.
Just call me Chimmy 
WTF?!!///11one
I was then Buttercup Applebrain, and the same holds true today.
quote:
Absolut Blindy's account was hax0red to write:
Pinky Cootiesniffer
That's so deep.
Those arent just lumpy bubbles..
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Pvednes wrote:
Loopy Girdlenose.
Pvednes stole my identity...
Not as bad as some of the things I've been called...
KRAAAY-ZEEE MAN!! KRAAAY-ZEEE!!
GOOD GOD MAN!
Loopy Cootieshorts for Arrenn.
[ 09-18-2003: Message edited by: Redmage Darkrayver ]
kay
Shows how boring I am
quote:Chim-chim'ney, chim-chim'ney, chim chim cheree...
Ninety-nine bottles of Mightion Defensor on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Mightion Defensor...
Chim-chim Rhinobrain?
