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Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 09-10-2003 08:04:45 PM
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-10-2003 08:07:23 PM
"The Magic Roundabout".

Magic in the sense that the guy who designed that was on the magic fungi?



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Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 09-10-2003 08:16:25 PM
That makes much more sense than just one roundabout.
GDJacks
Pancake
posted 09-10-2003 08:17:57 PM
Its the roundabout from hell! They are EVIL I tell you EEEEEVIL!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-10-2003 08:28:19 PM
It's a traffic calming measure, although it's quite an old design. Multi traffic light roundabouts work better now, though.

It actually makes a lot of sense when you know how to use it (and apparently, everyone going through it does, hence no crashes).

As a whole, roundabouts work better in terms of continuous traffic flow (note: barely any gridlocks!) than anything used in non-roundabout-using countries.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-10-2003 08:31:20 PM
Still fucks tourists up Id imagine
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 09-10-2003 08:33:42 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper probably says this to all the girls:
Still fucks tourists up Id imagine

The whole "we drive on the left here, not the right" fucks up tourists to England... and Australia...




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Nina
posted 09-10-2003 09:20:26 PM
Mort's right... Roundabouts, when well designed, speed up traffic much better and efficiently than traffic lights.

Now, if you have someone stupid enough to make a roundabout WITH TRAFFIC LIGHTS, like we have in Montreal... >:o

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-10-2003 09:38:57 PM
The Magic Roundabout was mentioned in Good Omens, and it was a place of evil, and all your music turned to Queen when you were on it.


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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-10-2003 10:50:16 PM
It took me a few minutes, but I think I see how it works now. Pretty slick.

I'm still not sure about some of the finer details about the lanes and turning, but I'm sure I would figure it out fairly quickly if I saw it in action.

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Maradon!
posted 09-10-2003 10:54:33 PM
Wait just one goddamn second - why do you even NEED a five-way intersection in the first place?
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 09-10-2003 11:03:02 PM
quote:
Maradon! was naked while typing this:
Wait just one goddamn second - why do you even NEED a five-way intersection in the first place?

Maybe because all 5 roads came to a single point? kinda like if you draw a line through a pentagon from the outside of each point to the centre...


I can think of 3 seperate seven-way intersections all within 10 minutes drive of where I live... plus another 4 six-way intersections within another 15 minutes..

..funnily enough, only 1 has a roundabout.. the rest are all controlled but traffic lights (and very rarely is there any traffic backup)




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Peter
Pancake
posted 09-10-2003 11:24:18 PM
In Jersey we have circle intersections like kinda like that, one big cirle with the roads branching off. Mort is right, they are much smoother for traffic, used to have two circles in our town and since they took them away traffic has gotten a lot worse. As it is, the remaining ones I can easily go through them at 35-40 MPH and have no problems, high traffic means usually you have to slow down to 15MPH.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-11-2003 11:27:04 AM
It's one giant roundabout, with smaller roundabouts built in at each entry/exit point to allow bi-directional traffic in the larger roundabout.

If you even had room to put one of those in NYC, it'd instantly enter gridlock and stay there, due to the sheer volume of entering traffic. You'd have to let them in from one entry point at a time with stop lights. Then again, nearly every street in Manhattan and about 2/3 of the streets in Brooklyn and Queens are one-directional (dunno about the Bronx), turning them into high-capacity (square) roundabouts anyway. The difference is that on a real roundabout, the traffic already in the loop gets priority. As a result, you can't get in until enough cars get out.

There's a famous roundabout in Paris. It's famous for having the most accidents of any place in the city, because it's 4 lanes wide, with no actual lanes or other traffic control marked on it. At least, if I remember correctly.

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BeauChan
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posted 09-11-2003 11:53:12 AM
If i go to England I have to DRIVE in THAT?

screw co-op, I'm going to Disneyland.

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Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 09-11-2003 02:24:34 PM
THe sun never sets on the British empire because God doesn't trust the brits in the dark.

Looks to me like he should not have trusted them to build roads either

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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 09-11-2003 02:37:08 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael was listening to Cher while typing:
The Magic Roundabout was mentioned in Good Omens, and it was a place of evil, and all your music turned to Queen when you were on it.

In Good Omens, any music left in a car for over two or three weeks became a Bohemian Rhapsody tape. That was a truly uber book.

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-11-2003 03:06:07 PM
quote:
Star Collective had this to say about Punky Brewster:
In Good Omens, any music left in a car for over two or three weeks became a Bohemian Rhapsody tape. That was a truly uber book.

I thought it was just that it became Queen, not the specific tape. And I haven't read it in a while, so I thought it was just when you passed the roundabout

And yes, that book kicked ass. Anathema Device was my favorite.

[ 09-11-2003: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]


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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 09-11-2003 06:57:35 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about (_|_):
[QB]I thought it was just that it became Queen, not the specific tape./QB]

Best hits of Queen I thinkupo...

For some reason I recall the one part where he's trapped the demon in the message recording cassette, and contemplates playing him over and over again till he turns into Freddy Mercury - but that's too cruel =p




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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-12-2003 04:05:29 AM
quote:
Star Collective impressed everyone with:
In Good Omens, any music left in a car for over two or three weeks became a Bohemian Rhapsody tape. That was a truly uber book.

Only in Crowley's car actually.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 09-12-2003 04:32:27 AM
quote:
Pvednes got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Only in Crowley's car actually.

No, any car. Best of Queen.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-12-2003 04:34:16 AM
quote:
Zaza obviously shouldn't have said:
No, any car. Best of Queen.

Really? I need to read it again...

Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 09-12-2003 09:13:25 AM
"Crowley was currently doing 110 mph somewhere east of Slough. Nothing about him looked paricularly demonic, at least by classical standards. No horns, no wings. Admittedly he was listening to a Best of Queen tape, but no conclusions should be drawn from this because all tapes left in a car for more than a forthnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums. No particularly demonic thoughts were going through his head. In fact, he was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were."
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 09-12-2003 04:04:27 PM
The Illuminati are behind this traffic pattern.

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