Mortious hands frolicking imp a neon green cake.
It's mint frosting. Trust me.
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Mortious painfully thought these words up:
Happy birthday! Here's your present.Mortious hands frolicking imp a neon green cake.
It's mint frosting. Trust me.
Wheee! cake.
*sniffs the cake*
Smells like...bitter almonds...hmm
*backs away from the cake and hands it over to rodent king* here hun!
i mean...
<makes imp a huge cookie cake> ^.^
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Azymyth enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Happy birthamaday!How many spankings do I get to give you?
Technically 17, but you can give me as many as you want.
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frolicking imp had this to say:
Technically 17,but you can give me as many as you wantso none, unless you want to end up in jail.
[ 08-03-2003: Message edited by: frolicking imp ]
Happy Birfamady! 
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Azymyth had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Like I was serious, Mr. Morality.
I got confused!
P.S. I'll spank you [ 08-03-2003: Message edited by: Vince ]
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Mr. Queen stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Yay Your 17! Now you can drive me around around and around and i wont get in trouble with curfew -squee-P.S. I'll spank you
I'll be at you're house in five minutes!!
No really.. I will..I'm leaving now. 
*Joins in with the birthday spankings!*
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Mr. Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
*bashes Imp over the head with a stick 17 times*
Thank you sir may I have another?
Happy berfday Impie!!
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mortious said:
I was thinking about the gay age of consent, since it was Azy.I got confused!
*spanks Mort 17 times*
Oopsie... wrong person. 
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
*spanks Impy 17 times*
[ 08-04-2003: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]
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frolicking imp attempted to be funny by writing:
17 is the age of consent in IL (where i live)
Wheeee!
... I thought it was 18....
/me goes to call the mayor and ask
But I lost the link somewhere in the transfer of my new computer; and I'm too lazy to go find it again.
[ 08-04-2003: Message edited by: Synjari ]
*gives her fufty million spankings!*
thats f'ed up.. *rofl* Go get em young and ripe, Nemmie! *rofl**snuggles Nemmie and gives him a california rAzn*
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Everyone wondered WTF when Katrinity wrote:
I just noticed....for gay and lesbian relationships in New Mexico..you only have to be 13 years old
General aoc is 14 in Austria after courts struck the law imposing a different aoc for gays down.
