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Alek Saege wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Chainsaw in Doom.
Jesus, you suck.
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Nobody really understood why Alek Saege wrote:
Chainsaw in Doom. I mean honestly, just fucking make the bastard swallow a rocket or something.
You must have been dropped on your head. The chainsaw rocked. Perhaps a chainsaw in the eye socket will refresh your memory?
Oh, wait, nm, she sucked anyway~
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No, wait, hear me out.
For the longest time I was using a stuffed toy with Deathtouch. Useful...e xcept when Lulu got charmed and proceeded to kill my party with the death doll and then kill herself.
This happened surprisingly often.
HATE FLOATING EYES.
The game was called "Di's Baby". 1982 or so. (or whenever she gave birth)
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Absolut Blindy typed:
diakatana.
Hahahahahahahaha!
Stop it, you're killing me!
Don't ask. Old Spectrum game.
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Alek Saege had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Chainsaw in Doom. I mean honestly, just fucking make the bastard swallow a rocket or something.
None of the melee based monsters could penetrate the chainsaw, and it locked a good number of other monsters from doing anything (The Arch-Vile being one of the most important ones to lock down). You couldn't always guarentee the pinkies or shades or revenants at times would be the minimum safe distance away to fire the rocket launcher, and the chainsaw killed them pretty much foolproof
And especially in Ultra Violence, there just isn't enough ammo to go around blasting everything with heavy weapons, and unlike Nightmare where you can harvest rooms of zombies for shells and bullet clips, conserving ammo where you don't need to use it isn't just nice, it's a survival tactic
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Addy had this to say about Knight Rider:
Rinoa's weapon.. thingie... in general.Oh, wait, nm, she sucked anyway~
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what a pointless unbalanced weapon.
grabbed a gatling gun, mowed down other players like rambo.
a multiplayer game that plays like doom.. *sigh*
the game is so hedious that i removed it's name from my mind. it was released a couple months ago
it was in a MUD I played once.
Doesnt that count as a computer game?
The coolest weapon? The Porkelator in Hexen! Squeal!
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JooJooFlop had this to say about pies:
The only weapon in a FPS that beats a chainsaw is the Electric Twirly-Spork of Death from Chex Quest.
I thought I was the only one who played that game.
::Sniff:: I miss Chex Quest.
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Kennatsu wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
If anyone remembers the game Shogo, it was that.. "doll".. the one you had to find to get the cat to go to you. I ended up having it through the rest of the game and it didn't do a %$#@ing thing! *I thought it'd save me from Gabriel*
Id have to agree with you on that one
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We were all impressed when JooJooFlop wrote:
The only weapon in a FPS that beats a chainsaw is the Electric Twirly-Spork of Death from Chex Quest.
YES! YES YES YES!
I thought I was the only person who ever played that game. I still have the disc right here.
Any of the Mega Man shield attacks. 
Incidentially, that thing rocked. Spent a few days with my SK killing Kerrans for fun. Had a custom macro for taunt that went something like: "KaLourin chases after <insert kerran npc>, squeezing a small doll. It shrieks 'Magic claw! magic claw! repeatedly."
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Cuba:
The staff in Heretic.The coolest weapon? The Porkelator in Hexen! Squeal!
The Porkelator was the greatest weapon EVER. 
I remember one time, where I was playiong DeathMatch with a friend, and I used the Porkelator on him. Then, I pulled out my gauntlets (Because, as you should have guessed, I took the Fighter) and shouted, "Hey-hey, Piggy! Ah want sum BACON!" and tried to kill him in a single punch.
The bastard dodged, and bit me in the crotch and I died. It was still hilarious, though.
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KaLourin had this to say about dark elf butts:
you cant be serious.. it was a freak CAT SQUEEZE TOY!!! didn't even count as a weapon.Incidentially, that thing rocked. Spent a few days with my SK killing Kerrans for fun. Had a custom macro for taunt that went something like: "KaLourin chases after <insert kerran npc>, squeezing a small doll. It shrieks 'Magic claw! magic claw! repeatedly."
I wouldn't count it as a weapon either... 'cept this one you can choose once you have it. I figured since it was taking up a weapon slot it had to be good for something... 
Nuff said.
It was fun using for meleeing, cause even though all melee attacks do the same, I always thought the Needler should've done more 
Spines and a REALLY heavy gun, should smack some bishes up.
Chex Quest Weapons>All
Only good AOL disk EVER.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Elvish Crack Piper wrote:
Only good AOL disk EVER.
Hmm...what about the Britney Spears one.
Wait, what? Who said that!?
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Elvish Crack Piper painfully thought these words up:
The needler and rockey laucnher should have been like 1 hit kills.Spines and a REALLY heavy gun, should smack some bishes up.
Chex Quest Weapons>All
Only good AOL disk EVER.
Unless they have the shield boost, I do believe a direct impact, or any point in the close area of the explosion were 1 hit kills.
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Skaw had this to say about dark elf butts:
Unless they have the shield boost, I do believe a direct impact, or any point in the close area of the explosion were 1 hit kills.
He meant with melee. .. I think.
DAMN YOU YOU EVIL BLOB YOU!!!
