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Poll: Let the rabbit eat Trix?
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Topic: Fucking kids
Oh shi...
what
posted 07-15-2003 09:07:36 AM
Give the rabbit some god damn cereal you selfish, cock sucking, little bastards. All he wants to do is eat, and you are fucking torturing him by starvation.
Burger
BANNED!
posted 07-15-2003 09:12:33 AM
why is it that the first thing to pop into my head when I read the title was "kegwen?"


aanyhoo, I think yeah, the trix bunny should get to eat some, and the greedy little bastards should stop chasing the lucky charms leprechaun.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 07-15-2003 09:16:32 AM
those damn kids are lucky the trix bunny is a herbivore

[ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: diadem ]

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Oh shi...
what
posted 07-15-2003 09:43:35 AM
Iulius Czar
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 10:27:40 AM
Why does the rabbit need to take the Trix away from those kids? If he'd just quit asking for a handout and buy his own, everyone would be happy. And we wonder why kids have no morals in this day and age.
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 07-15-2003 10:40:48 AM
But theri where ads where he wendt into a supermarket to buy thema dn kidsa taced him


what i dont get is wjy they dotn givem too him sine HES ON THE DMAN BOX


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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 07-15-2003 11:05:19 AM
quote:
The Great Voldo thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:

First thing that popped into my head when I read this.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 07-15-2003 11:37:11 AM
Yah, the rabbit should get some Trix.

He should go into a store with some backup. He buys some (and some milk), and the kids jump him as he leaves. Lucky the Leprechaun zaps 'em with some magic to stun 'em, and Lucky and the Rabbit get clean away to do what they want to without the kids bothering them.

Have Tony the Tiger deal with the stunned kids, and the others will never have to worry about being bothered by them ever again. After all, you don't really think that a large, powerful carnavore like Tony actually lives off of sugar coated flakes of corn meal, do you? Nah, he just uses it to fatten kids up, so he can eat 'em. All that friendly, buddy-buddy, I like kids stuff that he does just keeps 'em from running from him when he's hungry.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 07-15-2003 11:58:06 AM
Forget buying it, he should just open the box in the store and shove some in his face.
BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 07-15-2003 12:00:30 PM
**Woosh!** Sigpic ninja!
Zemekis Valentine
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 03:07:15 PM
How dare those little bastages horde all the trix. Trix Rabbit and Lucky should get together and beat the crap out of them!

  • Zemekis Valentine
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Ares
posted 07-15-2003 03:09:43 PM
quote:
Zemekis Valentine probably says this to all the girls:
How dare those little bastages horde all the trix. Trix Rabbit and Lucky should get together and beat the crap out of them!

Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 07-15-2003 03:14:22 PM
He gets revenge.

Someday down the line the kids will all die in terrible torment, mysteriously struck down by a disease thought only to exist in the lepus of the world, and while thought to be buried, their corpses will in fact be strung up in a dark, dingy, Brooklyn basement owned by a Mr. Rahb Eht, who will eat whole buckets of Trix before their cold, dead eyes, all the while screaming "THERE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, YOU FUCKING BASTARDS! HOW DO YOU LIKE NOT HAVING FUCKING CEREAL IN THE MORNING!"

god, this sigpic is a bad influence on me.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 03:29:14 PM
quote:
From the book of Leopold, the Voice of Reason, chapter 3, verse 16:
He gets revenge.

Someday down the line the kids will all die in terrible torment, mysteriously struck down by a disease thought only to exist in the lepus of the world, and while thought to be buried, their corpses will in fact be strung up in a dark, dingy, Brooklyn basement owned by a Mr. Rahb Eht, who will eat whole buckets of Trix before their cold, dead eyes, all the while screaming "THERE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, YOU FUCKING BASTARDS! HOW DO YOU LIKE NOT HAVING FUCKING CEREAL IN THE MORNING!"

god, this sigpic is a bad influence on me.


[ 07-15-2003: Message edited by: Taeldian ]

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 07-15-2003 03:36:35 PM
quote:
Burger had this to say about (_|_):
why is it that the first thing to pop into my head when I read the title was "kegwen?"

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 07-15-2003 03:39:46 PM
man those fucking snot nosed kids have been pissing me off for years with their goddamn greedy selves always having to have ALL THE TRIX in the WORLD. every commercial the rabbit is like soo close but those kids are like them fucking scooby doo cock suckers and always get him.

::grumblegrumble::


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Burger
BANNED!
posted 07-15-2003 03:40:06 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Kegwen!

*hug*

didn't mean it in a mean way... just trying to be funny is all...

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 07-15-2003 03:40:59 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Burger said this:
*hug*

didn't mean it in a mean way... just trying to be funny is all...


If I was really that mad I wouldn't have used .

BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 07-15-2003 04:00:00 PM
I feel my name warrants this as a sigpic because it sounds like a breakfast cereal.

I also pity the rabit and his cause.

Puggy
Pancake
posted 07-15-2003 05:44:33 PM
I always wondered why they didnt make a flash animation on shockwave or camp chaos of the bunny getting jipped then he goes totally fucking berserk on the kids and rips them apart and uses their blood as milk in the cereal and their skulls as bowls.

It would be funny.

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 07-15-2003 05:47:36 PM
Boycott.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-15-2003 05:55:28 PM
Why would a rabbit want trix. It's got no carrot or lettuce like shapes.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 07-15-2003 06:30:18 PM
quote:
When they turned on the Infinite Improbability Drive, The Great Voldo suddenly said,
Fucking kids
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