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Topic: More weird, unknown shit from the Ocean!
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 07-02-2003 03:52:15 AM
quote:
SANTIAGO, Chile (Reuters) -- Chilean scientists were baffled on Tuesday by a huge, gelatinous sea creature found washed up on the southern Pacific coast and were seeking international help identifying the mystery specimen.

The dead creature was mistaken for a beached whale when first reported about a week ago, but experts who went to see it said the 40-foot-long (12-meter) mass of decomposing lumpy grey flesh apparently was an invertebrate.

"We'd never before seen such a strange specimen, We don't know if it might be a giant squid that is missing some of its parts or maybe it's a new species," said Elsa Cabrera, a marine biologist and director of the Center for Cetacean Conservation in Santiago.

Photographs showed a round leathery substance like a mammoth jelly fish, about as long as a school bus.

Giant squid live at a depth of 9,500 feet (3,000 meters) and only rise to the surface when they die. Specimens have been known to be as long as 60 feet (18 meters).

There was speculation that the mass might be a whale skin, but Cabrera said it was too big and did not have the right texture or smell.

Cabrera said she was contacting Chilean and international organizations in the hope that they could help shed some light on the find.

The Chilean Navy first spotted the mystery specimen along with another large mass, but the other dead animal turned out to be a dead humpback whale.


You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 07-02-2003 03:56:29 AM
Another reason for my phobia.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

nem-x
posted 07-02-2003 03:58:57 AM
Parcelan shall tell you of what your future holds for you.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-02-2003 04:53:33 AM
"Someone blows their nose, and you want to keep it?" -Venkman, Ghostbusters

What scares me is that there's people who are so trained that they can differentiate the stench of rotting whale carcasses from the smell of other gigantic rotting sea creatures.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 07-02-2003 05:02:18 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael Model 2000 was programmed to say:
"Someone blows their nose, and you want to keep it?" -Venkman, Ghostbusters

What scares me is that there's people who are so trained that they can differentiate the stench of rotting whale carcasses from the smell of other gigantic rotting sea creatures.


It makes you wonder what kind of other psychos are out there.

[ 07-02-2003: Message edited by: Jens ]

hey
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-02-2003 10:48:48 AM
Cthulu
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-02-2003 10:51:26 AM
Any pictures?
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-02-2003 11:34:33 AM
Sakkra beat me to it.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-02-2003 11:36:03 AM
quote:
Verily, Sakkra doth proclaim:
Cthulhu

Fixed the type for ya

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-02-2003 12:57:33 PM
Oversized Man-O-War?
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 07-02-2003 02:10:46 PM
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 07-02-2003 02:11:07 PM
quote:
This one time, at Mortious camp:
Any pictures?

I didn't bother linking to the article because last night when I posted it all they had was some crappy off center shot of the scientists with like half the creature out of the picture, but now they have like an entire gallery of it.

Ewie!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 07-02-2003 02:16:32 PM
*shivers*

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming."

[ 07-02-2003: Message edited by: Xyrra ]

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 07-02-2003 02:19:34 PM
quote:
Katrinity spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Fixed the type for ya

He wasn't spelling it right because even SPELLING the name will summon him! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU STUPID COOKIE LOVING CAT!? YOU'VE BROUGHT RUIN ON ALL OF US! OHNOSE! WHAT'S THAT NOISE!? HELP! HELP! HE--

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 07-02-2003 02:19:37 PM
13 Tons.
*shivers*
That is one big creature. I wonder if I could get one for my tank
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Cinnistyr
Pancake
posted 07-02-2003 02:36:07 PM
"there are more things under heaven and earth than those that fit in your philosophy Horatio"

[ 07-02-2003: Message edited by: Cinnistyr ]

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-02-2003 02:40:43 PM
Anyone rember that Dean koontz movie that came out a while ago, the one where the blob came out of the ocean and people started to disappear?
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Cinnistyr
Pancake
posted 07-02-2003 02:40:53 PM
And by the way, its not the name of Cthulhu that summons him. He sleeps in his sunken city till the time is right. It is the great lord who sleeps in Carcosa, the Unnamable. I'd tell you his name, but I dare not speak it. An outbreak of an unspeakable horror from beyond time and space would be hard put to be explained in an office building in upstate New York.. though I am very tempted to utter the name and hope that it crushes all of civili... uhm... never mind. IA! Cthulhu ftagn!
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 07-02-2003 02:42:28 PM
And people wonder why I don't like swimming in the ocean much!
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-02-2003 02:48:54 PM
quote:
Death of Rats was listening to Cher while typing:
Anyone rember that Dean koontz movie that came out a while ago, the one where the blob came out of the ocean and people started to disappear?

You talking about Phantoms? It was a shapeshifting prehistoric creature thats natural form was a giant gelationous blob. It slept in the oceans throughout the millineium.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-02-2003 02:50:38 PM
nah, Phantoms was something else entirely.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-02-2003 02:52:34 PM
quote:
KaLourin had this to say about (_|_):
nah, Phantoms was something else entirely.

Nope. The creature was what I described. I read the book too ya know ;P

It just used underground caverns/rivers to come up from the sea into the mountainous town that the story took place.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-02-2003 02:54:07 PM
Movie described it differently then. muuuuuuuch differently. Made no mention of it being an oceanic creature... more like evil manifesting in sentient crude oil.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Suddar
posted 07-02-2003 02:56:32 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Trillee stammered:
And people wonder why I don't like swimming in the ocean much!

Imagine that thing floating up around you while you're out swimming, followed shortly thereafter by the bigass whale it was probably trying to eat.

Yeah.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 07-02-2003 02:58:57 PM
quote:
KaLourin probably says this to all the girls:
Movie described it differently then. muuuuuuuch differently. Made no mention of it being an oceanic creature... more like evil manifesting in sentient crude oil.

The movie leaves a bit out. Its race was what orginally killed the dinosaurs and such. Also in the book some bikers get eatten up in a cabin on the other side of town and one remains alive and thinks the beast is Satan himself and thus follows it. It commands him to help it get those in the town who are trying to kill it.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 07-02-2003 03:41:48 PM
can anyone say "awakened jellyfish"?
Veni, vidi, vici
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-02-2003 05:03:14 PM
great... thats all we need.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 07-02-2003 06:14:44 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about (_|_):
Sakkra beat me to it.
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 07-02-2003 09:09:24 PM
Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!
Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 07-03-2003 12:24:26 AM
quote:
Xyrra probably says this to all the girls:

Hey, Jose... I think we need a bigger grill..

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 07-03-2003 02:48:18 AM
quote:
Xyrra spewed forth this undeniable truth:

is it mean, or can you see the wave through the top of the thing, kinda like, its see through?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 07-11-2003 09:11:06 PM
I bump instead of making a new post!

quote:
SANTIAGO, Chile, (Reuters) -- Chilean scientists said on Friday their study of a huge blob of flesh found on a Pacific beach about three weeks ago concluded it was the carcass of a sperm whale, ending speculation of a giant octopus.

Scientists have been baffled by the 40-foot-long (12-meter) mass of gelatinous tissue found on a remote beach in southern Chile, with initial hunches ranging from whale blubber to a disputed species of giant octopus.

Researchers at the Museum of Natural History in Santiago were the first to reach a conclusion after analyzing samples of the decaying specimen and finding glands of a sperm whale.

"It has not been necessary to do DNA analysis in order to obtain identification. It was enough to find the dermal glands that belong only to this group," the scientists Sergio Letelier and Jose Yanez said in a statement.

The sperm whale, made famous by Herman Melville's Moby Dick, is the largest of the toothed whales and dives deeper than any other whale. The males measure up to 65 feet (20 meters) in length and weigh about 50 tons.

When a sperm whale dies at sea, it rots until it becomes a "skeleton suspended in a semi-liquid mass within a bag of skin and blubber," the scientists said. Eventually, the skin tears and the bones sink while the skin and blubber float.

"This washes up and has the appearance of an octopus because the spermaceti organ keeps its bulky shape," they added.

The spermaceti is a large bulbous organ that forms a sort of forehead and contains a milky wax which early whalers likened to sperm fluid.


How boring.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 07-11-2003 09:18:24 PM
quote:
Sakkra's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Cthulu

Agreed.

Ozius

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-11-2003 09:31:18 PM
Awwwww... I was hoping for some horror unknown by man...

But I'll put "giant gelatinous rotting flesh-blob" on the pile of monsters I need to make for my RPG .



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 07-11-2003 09:35:07 PM
Yuck, very very yuck.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 07-11-2003 09:42:24 PM
Now just imagine that popping up next to you, while you look down and watch a huge skeleton dropping through the water.

Uh oh.

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