My sister kept waving dollar bills over my head to get the guys to come over. And she won the raffle at the end of the night so she could take off one of the men's boxers with her teeth.
The guys were really sweet. A couple of them chatted with us a bit as they were making the rounds. My sister was going nearly faint from all the "special attention" as the guys came around the crowd.
We stuck around a bit to play pool, and I thoroughly trounced her. Her boyfriend showed up after the review and we all hung out. I dropped them off at another bar to get something to eat and they're going to take a cab home. I'm happy to be home.
It was a fun night, though.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
[ 05-17-2003: Message edited by: Bill ]
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JooJooFlop probably says this to all the girls:
I always wondered, is it really awkward when one of the guys in a thong gets an erection? Or do they take special anti-erection drugs or something?
No idea. Maybe they can just control it. Or they're all gay so they don't mind dancing on women's laps cause it doesn't do anything for them. Who knows.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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teehee
Plus there's the fact I can't imagine getting off on the idea of it. I'd rather have Lyinar do a striptease if I wanted to get aroused, because there's the fact I'd be allowed to enjoy myself afterwards, rather than have the gal disappear backstage to get dressed.
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quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I got bare-ass spanked 18 times by a stripper.
Was it with a hand or with a paddle? I need to know which joke to make.
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There was much rejoicing when JooJooFlop said this:
Was it with a hand or with a paddle? I need to know which joke to make.
Paddle.
I wasn't there myself, though I admit I don't think I would have stopped it. If I had been I probably would have just watched it for like 10 seconds and walked away, probably even driven home. I'm a straight-laced guy with little tolerance for that sort of shit. Actually, that's why I didn't go, even though I was invited heh. And that was when I thought it was just a normal strip club. I admit I wouldn't have thought to stop them before leaving though.
How do I know what happened? Well, the 3 people I talked to that went confirmed it, plus his fiancee said that's how red his arse was (after she forced him to show her when he refused to sit down).
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Lyinar Ka`Bael said:
*snip*
That's... not exactly something I expected to hear you do... 
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Comrade Snoota wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
shakes naked ass
Snoota shaking his ass at any druid constitutes a crime against nature.
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quote:
Kekvit Irae had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
*shakes her bootay*
You're a man, baby.
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This one time, at Comrade Snoota camp:
You're a man, baby.
Only on the outside, hun. 
as for A, that was just an oversight on my part in my excitement of relaying my story. I'm glad you had fun Lyinar 
Think it's something you'd like to do again, or do you think it was fun for just one time to enjoy the experience of it?
and B, my hostility stemmed from my shock and outrage at the way my friend's "friends" had him treated, not at the strip clubs themselves. Though I don't think I'd enjoy them myself, I don't give a hoot about how others spend their time.
So yeah, I think I'd do it again.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Yeah I have no interest in seeing some naked dude shaking his stuff.
I do though!
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Jajahotep had this to say about pies:
I do though!
Ja'Deth is going to have a heart attack when he sees that.
She, on the other hand, was really getting into it. So it did something for her. Depends on the woman really.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
..... I wanna go to one, but this is bumkinsville, ohio. The clostest strip joint is like... 3 hours away.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent JooJooFlop said:
I always wondered, is it really awkward when one of the guys in a thong gets an erection? Or do they take special anti-erection drugs or something?
Actually I think at some places, they'll wear rings to keep them at a "semi". At least I remember that at once I've been, a bar in Santa Barbara.
(and my rep... slides further down...)
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Check out the big brain on Jajahotep!
I do though!
me too ^_^
"A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying" - The BloodHound Gang
Seriously though, I've been to a bunch of strip clubs (male and female), and there are pretty strict rules set down not just for the performers, but for the patrons too. The laws also mean that all the clubs have to have video surveillance cams (which are taped at all times) covering all areas, including the "private booths". Police are also entitled, at any time, to review those tapes for 'criminal activity', and said tapes must be retained for 1 month for that reason.
Cross any of the lines set out, and the performers can be charged with prostitution, and the patron can be thrown out of the club (and if they've really gone across the line also be charged with solicitation...)
All in all though, I didnt find any of the visits to any of the clubs did anything for me. Was interesting from a voyeur perspective, but nothing at all arousal-wise.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Jajahotep wrote:
Nuhuh.. he knows I'm freaky.
This is nowhere near as bad as the revelations that could come out elsewhere.
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