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Topic: I'd hit it
Maradon!
posted 05-16-2003 11:11:36 PM

Extra arms, tight body, goddess of the moon, a bit tall but I dig fair skin


If she had a coporeal form...hm, maybe...gotta be a soft warm hole in a holographic projector somewhere...


She'd probably claw the hell out of my back. Good. ^___^


I dunno if it'd be physically possible, but I'd be glad to give it a shot.


If I could keep it from exploding into bloody chunks it might be fun


Gotta be a hatch in that crotch plate somewhere...


Is...is that a guy? ....well, only one way to find out!

Sean
posted 05-16-2003 11:13:30 PM
..I don't want to know what spawned this thread
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 05-16-2003 11:16:30 PM
wtf
hey
Maradon!
posted 05-16-2003 11:16:52 PM
quote:
DƒU thought about the meaning of life:
..I don't want to know what spawned this thread

Well, I was playing Primal and checking out Jen's ass, but all of her demon aspects are so FREAKY looking, so I started thinking, "What other odd chicks would I screw if given the opprotunity?"

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 05-16-2003 11:17:27 PM
quote:
Jens was listening to Cher while typing:
wtf

My reaction exactly.

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 05-16-2003 11:24:08 PM
quote:
Bill enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
[xIMG]http://mysite.verizon.net/vze24qqk/hit_it/aten.jpg[/IMG]
Extra arms, tight body, goddess of the moon, a bit tall but I dig fair skin

Looks like Kali...

quote:
[xIMG]http://mysite.verizon.net/vze24qqk/hit_it/cortana.jpg[/IMG]
If she had a coporeal form...hm, maybe...gotta be a soft warm hole in a holographic projector somewhere...

Face is ok, but the body... ick.

quote:
[xIMG]http://mysite.verizon.net/vze24qqk/hit_it/ferai.jpg[/IMG]
She'd probably claw the hell out of my back. Good. ^___^

Just the opposite. Put a paper bag over her.

quote:
[xIMG]http://mysite.verizon.net/vze24qqk/hit_it/giant_chick.jpg[/IMG]
I dunno if it'd be physically possible, but I'd be glad to give it a shot.

She's most likely use me as a dildo. Not that I'm complaining or anything

quote:
[xIMG]http://mysite.verizon.net/vze24qqk/hit_it/petunia.jpg[/IMG]
If I could keep it from exploding into bloody chunks it might be fun

Wtf?

quote:
[xIMG]http://mysite.verizon.net/vze24qqk/hit_it/samus.jpg[/IMG]
Gotta be a hatch in that crotch plate somewhere...

Minus the armor, yes. With the armor, no.

quote:
[xIMG]http://mysite.verizon.net/vze24qqk/hit_it/soma.jpg[/IMG]
Is...is that a guy? ....well, only one way to find out!

But what if it is?

EDIT: UBB ownz me

[ 05-16-2003: Message edited by: Kekvit Irae ]

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 05-16-2003 11:26:23 PM
Flakey > Petunia
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 05-16-2003 11:34:18 PM
quote:
Bill had this to say about dark elf butts:
Well, I was playing Primal and checking out Jen's ass, but all of her demon aspects are so FREAKY looking, so I started thinking, "What other odd chicks would I screw if given the opprotunity?"

You scare me.
And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


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Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 05-16-2003 11:39:34 PM
Variety.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Dave
)_(
posted 05-17-2003 12:48:45 AM
You forgot the goddes of air, xeg!
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 05-17-2003 12:54:37 AM
I post a PA comic! I'm so original!

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 05-17-2003 01:04:00 AM
MMmmmm.....Samus
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-17-2003 01:27:37 AM
Oddly enough, for the sake of fun, I think Bill was quite amusing.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Cinnistyr
Pancake
posted 05-17-2003 12:18:03 PM

ooh wierd..

the images were kinda cool, except for that moogle thing...

what the hell was that?

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 05-17-2003 12:26:38 PM
And Bill, that last one is a guy. In fact it's... (Aria of Sorrow spoiler) DRACULA!
Steven Steve
posted 05-17-2003 12:32:04 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Cinnistyr:

ooh wierd..

the images were kinda cool, except for that moogle thing...

what the hell was that?


It looks very akin to what we humans call a "squirrel"

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-17-2003 12:36:03 PM
That's Petunia, a skunk.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 05-17-2003 02:45:26 PM
Aten Ha Ra isn't Luclin though, she's just her priestess or something.

However, amusing thread.

Steven Steve
posted 05-17-2003 03:19:19 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Optimus Prime:
That's Petunia, a skunk.

I guess that might make ironic sense, considering she's named after a flower

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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