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Topic: 15 percent of you will not survive this thread.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-08-2003 11:30:50 AM
WHO has raised SARS death toll to 15%.

Whoever rolls a number between 1 and 15 bites it.

1d100 => 14

And since I'm the bearer of bad news:

1d100 => 73



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Sean
posted 05-08-2003 11:32:43 AM
Diseased? Me? Never.

1d100 => 12
1d100 => 98
1d100 => 71

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-08-2003 11:32:49 AM
me invicnible
1d100 => 9
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-08-2003 11:33:38 AM
quote:
diadem's fortune cookie read:
me invicnible
*1d100 => 9*

and dis is why people neber let me touch dere dice during uh dnd session.. day say me cursed...

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 05-08-2003 11:33:40 AM
Every single one of you has died. Not exactly the best luck, I suppose?
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 05-08-2003 11:34:50 AM
Let's roll just once from now on.

Think about how hard it might be to get SARS more than once.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 05-08-2003 11:36:19 AM
1d100 => 13
Sean
posted 05-08-2003 11:36:25 AM
We all died on our first roll.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mod
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 11:38:36 AM
1d100 => 100
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 05-08-2003 11:38:49 AM
1d100 => 44
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 11:39:38 AM
The first Sars nearly killed me..but I survived! Now lets try my luck ;D

1d100 => 71

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 11:40:30 AM
1d100 => 47
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 11:41:07 AM
w00t!
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 11:44:38 AM
1d100 => 33
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-08-2003 11:52:24 AM
1d100 => 18

*closes her eyes*

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-08-2003 11:52:42 AM
quote:
Trillee obviously shouldn't have said:
*1d100 => 18*

*closes her eyes*


*breaths*

holy hell

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-08-2003 11:58:06 AM
I'm the unlucky one.

1d100 => 61

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-08-2003 11:58:29 AM
Most of the time, that is.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 05-08-2003 12:02:24 PM
quote:
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
1d100 => 42
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-08-2003 12:05:05 PM
1d100 => 18

Though this roll would only be accurate if I were a 80 year old Chinese doorknob licker.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-08-2003 12:07:43 PM
1d100 => 45

Easy.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 05-08-2003 12:13:30 PM
*1d100 => 14*
hey
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 12:13:39 PM
quote:
Shazorx / Modrakien stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
*1d100 => 100*


skillz

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 05-08-2003 12:14:21 PM
I forgot how to roll!
hey
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 12:15:58 PM
. and . => Invalid roll syntax
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-08-2003 12:16:06 PM
quote:
How.... Jens.... uughhhhhh:
I forgot how to roll!

[ roll]1d100[ /roll]

just make sure you take out the spaces..

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-08-2003 12:16:26 PM
quote:
Katrinity stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
.* and . => Invalid roll syntax*

Blah, roll and /roll in [ 's

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 05-08-2003 12:17:12 PM
1d100 => 33

I shall survive!

hey
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 05-08-2003 12:17:50 PM
I just did a presentation for 14 people from all over the country.

1d100 => 16
1d100 => 83
1d100 => 65
1d100 => 91
1d100 => 33
1d100 => 66
1d100 => 37

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 05-08-2003 12:19:04 PM
1d100 => 82
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 05-08-2003 12:20:05 PM
quote:
Verily, Azizza doth proclaim:
I just did a presentation for 14 people from all over the country.

*1d100 => 16*
*1d100 => 83*
*1d100 => 65*
*1d100 => 91*
*1d100 => 33*
*1d100 => 66*
*1d100 => 37*


I survived. Yay!

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-08-2003 12:27:28 PM
Since the last time I did this, I exploded, lets see if I reform. Anything above 20 should do.

1d100 => 50

Unfortunately, while reforming, a chinese man coughs on me.

1d200 => 31

Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 12:47:08 PM
1d100 => 6

C'mon baby, daddy needs a new pair a shoes...

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 12:48:34 PM
Since I'm in superb shape I get to roll again.

1d100 => 67

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-08-2003 12:50:46 PM
how do you roll?
Kirane
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 12:51:09 PM
1d100 => 45
Iulius Czar
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 01:05:11 PM
quote:
Auryfolf had this to say about Tron:
how do you roll?
Like this:
[roll]1d100[/roll]

So let's see....
1d100 => 57

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-08-2003 01:09:21 PM
I'll be fine.

1d100 => 42

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Error
Pancake
posted 05-08-2003 01:11:21 PM
1d100 => 87

I'm invincible!!!!!!!!

Mightion Defensor
posted 05-08-2003 01:12:13 PM
1d100 => 63

Let's see...

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