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Topic: Our Leader: Outwitted by the French
Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-17-2003 07:57:15 PM
The French aren't taking this whole "Freedom Fries" thing sitting down.... they've launched a devious plot to assassinate Bush!
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 03-17-2003 08:01:22 PM
Homeland Security will never see it coming.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-17-2003 08:01:30 PM
^^^^^

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 03-17-2003 08:07:46 PM
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 03-17-2003 08:13:12 PM
I like it.
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Suddar
posted 03-17-2003 08:16:48 PM
quote:
Veruca Salt spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I like it.

I can, in fact, 'dig it'.

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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 03-17-2003 08:38:12 PM
Hee hee!
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-17-2003 09:15:31 PM
OHNOSE@!#$
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Spiffy Puppet
Pancake
posted 03-17-2003 09:29:45 PM
This will fail too. The french fail in everything they do.

[ 03-17-2003: Message edited by: Geekster ]

Gimme 3 steps gimme 3 steps mister, gimme 3 steps toward the *boom* ...
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 03-17-2003 09:45:48 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Suddar stammered:
I can, in fact, 'dig it'.


speaking my language

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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 03-17-2003 10:32:50 PM
So! You thought you could outclever us French Folk eh? Silly American pig-dogs with your knees-bent about in advancing behaviour!
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 03-18-2003 05:27:31 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Geekster stammered:
This will fail too. The french fail in everything they do.

I laugh, really I do. Hahaha.

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 03-18-2003 05:41:20 AM
*snerk*
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-18-2003 08:05:25 AM
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After the fainting incident, Bush lamented not heeding his mother's advice to chew pretzels before swallowing and his wife Laura joked he was now "practicing safe snacks."
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-18-2003 08:09:00 AM
I'm sure Bush could eat a banana just fine, though.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-18-2003 08:37:11 AM
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A French Web site is urging people to send pretzels to U.S. President, who fainted and fell off a sofa in January 2002 after gagging on the salty snack.

...Eww.

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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 03-18-2003 03:42:18 PM

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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-18-2003 04:54:44 PM
^_^ I laff.

I laff hard.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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