And Canni. The Quon doesn't care how cool that shit is, under no circumstance will The Quons mana be considered less important than a Shammies. Most Shammies are all like "Well don't heal me then. I'll just Torpor." Well duh mothaphucka. You wanna eat your own asses till you get low health agro and die? Tight. The Quon cares not.

And don't get The Quon started on Slow agro. When The Quon drops The Big Heal Bomb, he's prepared to receive affection from a hard, pipe hitting mothaphucka. The Quon accepts this like an MC cause that's what The Quon is. Shammies get Slow agro and you'd think they were playing Duck, Duck, Mothaphuckin Goose or some shit. When The Quon designs his MMORPG, he's gonna give Shammies a special animation when they run. Their arms are gonna wave around in the air and their mouth is gonna be wide open like they're screaming. The Quon doesn't care if they're just running to sell. They'll run flailing and screaming like my little sister does when I rip the heads off her Malibu Stacys.

The Quon's Healing Strategy for Shaman - An occasional Celestial if it's a Female Barbarian. Male Shaman? You'd have better luck getting your bear animation to shit in the woods than get a heal from the MC.

All hail The Quon!

Don't ever let it be said that The Quon wont help a newbie. Shiat, everyone deserves a little Quon love now and then. So, The Quon decides to head over to Crushbone and give some mad buffs to a few random toons. Took the Nexus pad to Greater Fay and on arrival busted with /shout "The Quon has arrived, all Hail!" As you can imagine there were an assload of responses coming back. The Quon did get phat props from gobs of peeps but on the other hand The Quon's Shit List got 13 new entries.

Anyway, The Quon rolls past Kelethin takin screenshots of nekkid Wood Elf scooties on the way, up and over orc hill, past the firepots and zones into Crushbone. For giggles I give a little hammer tap on the Orc Centurion standing in the corner and it starts trying to hit me. With the Orc trying to pound on The Quon's back I run over to the castle where there are 7 newbs all sitting around medding or performing some type of cyber circle jerk. The Quon stands right smack in front of them and /say "This is what happens when you disrespect The Quon Yo" and I nuked that Orc down in one mothaphuckin shot. The Quon knows they were crazy impressed cause they were too friggin amazed to even type back a reply. The Quon stands there a little while to let that shit sink in. Moments pass and I'm all like /say "Kneel before The Quon and you shall feel The Quon's l33tness." The Quon waits for them to pay their due respect and shit. WTF? only 3 of these phucks /kneel?? They don't know who the hell they are messin with. Maybe they didn't hear The Quon because they were in mid jerk, so I repeat that shiat one more time. Holy piss, out of the blue one of these assclowns /says "We don't kneel for nobody bitch."

AWWWW SHIT!, there is going to be reverence paid to The Quon whether these petunia's want to or not. You can believe that yo.

/say "Last chance newbs, /kneel"
No response.

The Quon hits the Walk key, to be all dramatic and shit, and strolls into the castle. Walk right to the throne and start tapping orcs left and right yo. By the time The Quon has clinked all those Cents and Lego's it looks like The Quon has an overgrown, Ooompa Loompa, Conga line strung out behind his fine ass. I take that shit out to my new found playa hatas and snuggle The Quon all up nice and close, cast DA, and watch from overhead view as the Seven Newbs all take dirt naps at The Quon's feet. Once those phucks bit it, The Quon decided to take the parade global yo. Conga'd our way to Trainer Hill, the tents, and Slave camp. By the time The Quon zoned out of CB there were 27 fatalities and 16 mobs in the Death Dance Line. Seconds before zone out, these words were heard, /ooc "Don't EVER disrespect The Quon, a simple /kneel from 4 fucknuts would have prevented this horrible act of vengeance, remember that"

The Quon zones out and gates on back to the Nexus to /LFG. Wasn't but 4 minutes later that a GM sends a /tell "We understand that you trained a lot of people in the zone of Crushbone." /r "Ummm, hello, can't understand, you are breaking up." She's all like "Quon, you have not been observing the PNP (Play Nice Policy)." /r "Play with this scootie, they had it coming for not respecting The Quon." GM-"Training players is expressly forbidden in EQ." /r "I hear ya, wanna cyber?" GM-"You are dangerously close to account cancellation." /r "Is that a yes?" GM-"You sir, have been warned, do not make another mistake." /r "The Quon has mad cyber skills glazecake, let me perform some verbal stimuli on you sweet thing. Once you go Quon you'll find your panties on the lawn." Yeaaah. Interestingly enough the conversation ended here. That biatch is prolly looking up The Quon's email addy to send erotic photos and shit.

The Quon out.

Hope he gets banned.

... No wonder his Excel shitlist is like.. 13 pages.

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Granted it's not like he'd be able to kill me or anything because he's a gimp.

DA!

No, I'm not that evil

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Lyinar Ka`Bael stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Why the hell would anyone think shit like that was funny?

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Random Insanity Generator stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I'm moderately amused.

Granted it's not like he'd be able to kill me or anything because he's a gimp.

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You are my friend hehehehe

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Nobody really understood why Frog wrote:
Would now be a good time to point out the Quon is a joke?

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Like three days ago I was going to put a few lines from that song in my sig but decided against it. wtf

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Frog impressed everyone with:
Would now be a good time to point out the Quon is a joke?

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It's obvious it's a joke. But I just didn't think it was funny.

Hearing you talk about the customers that wander in to your McDonalds a couple brain cells short of a pair? Now THAT is funny. (Though it's kind of sad that you're NOT joking.)

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Frog had this to say about John Romero:
Would now be a good time to point out the Quon is a joke?

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Just because he made it up doesnt mean i have to find it funny.

Just like I didnt find you jumping out and scaring me funny damnit

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Falaanla Marr spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Just like I didnt find you jumping out and scaring me funny damnit

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But I did. And that's all that matters.

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Frog wrote this stupid crap:
But I did. And that's all that matters.

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See all those times I said you scared me?

NOW YOU KNOW WHY I SAID IT!!!

<runs up behind Fal while he plays a game and shouts, 'OHMYGODWATCHOUTBEHINDYOUHOLYSHIT!' while grabbing him by the arm>

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Frog's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Dude, that was fucking hilarious though.

<runs up behind Fal while he plays a game and shouts, 'OHMYGODWATCHOUTBEHINDYOUHOLYSHIT!' while grabbing him by the arm>

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I thought you were grabbing my arm because you loved me, and that scared me to death

That was fucking ass behavior. Thus it is proclaimed.

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Azymyth wrote this stupid crap:
For a moment, I actually thought this was Gee's opinions, then I realized this grasp of language is beyond him and stopped reading.

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you weren't there the night i cussed out that idiot wizard who was about 5 mins away from getting us blacklisted by every other major guild on the server.

i'm so pissed at Arouth that he didn't save those logs. those were some classic insults.

So that might not just be a story.

I do have to say though, if he talked to a GM like that and just got a warning, he's pretty lucky. Although, someone did ask me to cyber once.