1: Looking at the Bible, Jesus, apparantly, drove a Honda but he was ashamed of it. He said in the Gospel of John, "For I do not speak of my own Accord".
2: Since Jesus was carpenter, he'd drive a 2003 Dodge Ram Heavy Duty 4X4 with the 5.7 liter HEMI, 5-speed manual (no automatics for Jesus!), 4.10 axles, an eight-foot bed, lumber rack, tool box, and, of course, a bumper sticker that says "The Sierra Club can kiss my holy ass!"
...yes.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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NecroPope had this to say about Captain Planet:
I'll have you know he drove a caddy up in heavan when he got there!
Pink. With the biggest tailfins you ever seen.
That jesus he's got lapels out to HERE I'm telling you.
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Alaan obviously shouldn't have said:
What about a Christ-ler though?
Azakias smacks Alaan.
Stop being Mightion's protoge! 
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Callalron attempted to be funny by writing:
He'd drive a Popemobile, only a fancier one.
Beat me to it!
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ACES! Another post by Azakias:
Azakias smacks Alaan.Stop being Mightion's protoge!
I've been punning long before him, I blame my dad.
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nem-x had this to say about dark elf butts:
lol its huge!
I love it 
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Karnaj had this to say about John Romero:
1: Looking at the Bible, Jesus, apparantly, drove a Honda but he was ashamed of it. He said in the Gospel of John, "For I do not speak of my own Accord".
and I laughed... 
Because only the powers of the Allmighty could make this look cool.
I'll stop there
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Kinanik had this to say about Captain Planet:
Subarus > all
YES!!!!!!!
[ 01-10-2003: Message edited by: Frog ]
WTF?
I heard about this on the way home from school yesterday.
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Alleria Qui'farush wrote this stupid crap:
If you drive an SUV, you're supporting terrorists by buying terrorist gasoline.WTF?
I heard about this on the way home from school yesterday.
You terrorist you.
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Check out the big brain on Frog!
Most of the Jesuses I know ran or swam across the border and don't own cars.
ouch! haha
