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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-08-2003 11:33:24 PM
So i'm sitting on my bed wacking one off. My roommates girlfriend knocks, says she's bored, then comes right in.

Life is funny some times.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Maradon!
posted 01-08-2003 11:34:49 PM
You whack off while sitting up?

Is the implication that you got laid? Or just that you whacked off in front of your roommate's girlfriend?

[ 01-08-2003: Message edited by: Maradon XP ]

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Pancake
posted 01-08-2003 11:35:14 PM
Specially with that sigpic. Well, what'd she do, I mean really.
What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
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Oh shi...
what
posted 01-08-2003 11:36:38 PM
Probably laughed her ass off at his 4" dick
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-08-2003 11:37:34 PM
*snerks*

hehehe

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-08-2003 11:37:46 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when ¤Delidgamond¤ wrote:
Probably laughed her ass off at his 4" dick


On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Oh shi...
what
posted 01-08-2003 11:38:17 PM
a winar iz me
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-08-2003 11:39:23 PM
no i actually had time to put my b0xx0rs on before she opened the door. She just walks over sits in my chair and asks if i'd like a ciggerete like nothing was going on.

hehe.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Oh shi...
what
posted 01-08-2003 11:40:24 PM
Sure she did Tiny. I believe you.
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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 01-08-2003 11:41:11 PM
Your very luck your roomate dot check the boreds

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-08-2003 11:42:41 PM
huh?
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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dontauro
Pancake
posted 01-08-2003 11:52:00 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mog wrote:
You're very lucky your roommate doesn't check the boards.

Spellchecked I believe.

[ 01-08-2003: Message edited by: dontauro ]

"Oh no.. if Marge marries Arty then I'll never be born... cries - Homer Simpson
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-08-2003 11:57:15 PM
How am i going to get in trouble for his girlfriend not waiting for me to open the door before walking into my room?
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Maradon!
posted 01-08-2003 11:58:54 PM
quote:
Blindy McBlinderson attempted to be funny by writing:
How am i going to get in trouble for his girlfriend not waiting for me to open the door before walking into my room?

Next time just keep on whacking off and gauge her reaction.

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dontauro
Pancake
posted 01-08-2003 11:59:03 PM
Rage and females can cause a man to do strange things.
"Oh no.. if Marge marries Arty then I'll never be born... cries - Homer Simpson
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-09-2003 12:00:30 AM
True, but i could so kick his ass.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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dontauro
Pancake
posted 01-09-2003 12:02:01 AM
With force powers?
"Oh no.. if Marge marries Arty then I'll never be born... cries - Homer Simpson
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-09-2003 12:06:51 AM
with fist powers.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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dontauro
Pancake
posted 01-09-2003 12:07:47 AM
gg h4x
"Oh no.. if Marge marries Arty then I'll never be born... cries - Homer Simpson
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-09-2003 12:09:09 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Maradon XP wrote:
Next time just keep on whacking off and gauge her reaction.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Pancake
posted 01-09-2003 12:52:49 AM
quote:
So quoth Maradon XP:
Next time just keep on whacking off and gauge her reaction.
What's this thing do?
That would be sooo cool if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Melphina's Magelo
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Kermitov
Pancake
posted 01-09-2003 03:33:12 AM
quote:
Blindy McBlinderson had this to say about Punky Brewster:
with fist powers.


haha

"Theory of flight, I'll teach you the theory of FIST!"

hmm, this has now become a movie trivia thread.

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 01-09-2003 03:47:35 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Blindy McBlinderson wrote:
with fist powers.

Y'know...that fits awfully well with the former situation you were in...

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-09-2003 03:49:03 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Azrael Heavenblade:
Y'know...that fits awfully well with the former situation you were in...

In two different ways!

The second one hurts to think of.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Evenstar
Pancake
posted 01-09-2003 04:31:48 AM
quote:
How.... Nicole.... uughhhhhh:
In two different ways!

The second one hurts to think of.

::shudders:: The thought of fisting... AHHHHHH

To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
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Burger
BANNED!
posted 01-09-2003 07:35:55 AM
fisting?
well, you all asked for it.
clicky
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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Evenstar
Pancake
posted 01-09-2003 08:07:39 AM
quote:
The Burger had this to say about Punky Brewster:
fisting?
well, you all asked for it.
clicky

fixed link

To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
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