Your eyes flash upon my cathode ray flesh in a manner that propels my viscera into an eternal state of turgid flux
Eyes like scars dimple your ears
Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
Many sausages have known things before you had time to react
Madame, ist thou donning space underwear? For thine ass doth lie beyond the physical boundaries of this world!
Your sunburnt skin is as beautiful as gangrenous flesh peeled from an amputated limb
The magic doesnt stop! [ 12-28-2002: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Elvish Crack Piper was all like:
and my anus is bleeding
Too many burly men?
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Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Its on the bottom on the page, I ahvent gone to sleep, and my anus is bleeding, Yay
Your anus is bleeding? Wtf?
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Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Pirotess:
Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
Everything2?
I brought this to this board, literaly, years ago! AND IT WAS IGNORED! I've used it every so often to post random nonsense in stupid threads! AND IT WAS IGNORED!
But someone else shows up with it and HEY! THIS IS COOL! LET'S MAKE IT A BOARD FEATURE.
quietly weeps in the corner
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Comrade Snoota attempted to be funny by writing:
Just more proof that I'm hatedI brought this to this board, literaly, years ago! AND IT WAS IGNORED! I've used it every so often to post random nonsense in stupid threads! AND IT WAS IGNORED!
But someone else shows up with it and HEY! THIS IS COOL! LET'S MAKE IT A BOARD FEATURE.
quietly weeps in the corner
lol
