What on earth do you tell somebody who thinks that they're the absolute embodiment of desire?
who actually uses that term?
what happens when they're absolutely hideous to you?
How on earth do you handle that?
addendum: backstory follows
ok, here's the skinny: This girl I know is FUGGIN ugly. she's also a slut. she claims to have converted numerous gay guys. she'll sleep with anything, and since i am so absolutely uninterested in her, it made her world go *pop* and now her life's goal is getting me in bed. :-(
HAELP!
"I don't like you, go away" isn't seeming to work. [ 12-12-2002: Message edited by: aurywoof ]
That should work. 
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Bloodwraith had this to say about Pirotess:
Id do her.
but then again paper bags are your friends
you're welcome to her.
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/dev/null said this about your mom:
I gave you the line man... use it...
next time she rolls around..i'm all over it.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when aurywoof said:
next time she rolls around..i'm all over it.
Let me know what the reaction is.... I have a feeling this should be one to remember. 
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
that one tends to piss people off fairly well. [ 12-12-2002: Message edited by: Santa Gee ]
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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This insanity brought to you by /dev/null:
"Dude.... I wouldn't f*ck you with a stolen dick!"
I tried for a good seventy three seconds to come up with something better, and couldn't, ergo I second this motion.
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From the book of Fazum'Zen Fastfist, chapter 3, verse 16:
That actually happened to me once, and Kingbling hit in this chick as a prank and then crushed her, it was hilarious
u r 2 kewl lolol
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Or just state that you'd be willing to, but only if she does [insert something so horribly hideous that no one in their right mind would be willing to go through it - think "disgusting foreign pornography"] and lets you photograph it. Then, if by some horrible convergence of the planets, she's actually WILLING to go through with such an act... well, you have great blackmail ammo to get her to leave you alone.
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Dr. Pvednes, PhD had this to say about John Romero:
I like Drak's second idea.
What if you combined the two?
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Azizza had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
For the love of god. Why do you have a sigpic of Cloud and Sephiroth looking like they are about to play naked twister!
Behold, the power of Cheese!
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Check out the big brain on Azizza!
For the love of god. WHy do you have a sigpic of Cloud and Sephiroth looking like they are about to play naked twister!
Why not?
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Everyone wondered WTF when Zephyer wrote:
I like his sigpic!
her
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From the book of Cheese, chapter 3, verse 16:
her
Well, 'Cheese' isn't a very gender-specific name.
I, however, demand more sexy Kuja pictures!
