I am bored.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Seurenna enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
NO PMS FROM ME!
plz
Send me your PM's instead.
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Praetor Liam had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Guys, Parce is Lame. He's actually what I'd call, a fucker.Send me your PM's instead.
I wish I could be cool and steal ideas, like you.
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Verily, Humble Parcelan doth proclaim:
I wish I could be cool and steal ideas, like you.
You're just not original enough for it.
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Praetor Liam got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You're just not original enough for it.
Will America ever best Canada!
quote:But he's asking for it!
Seurenna had this to say about the Spice Girls:
NO PMS FROM ME!
quote:But he's asking for it![/QB][/QUOTE]
Ford Prefect had this to say about (_|_):
[QUOTE]Seurenna had this to say about the Spice Girls:
[qb]NO PMS FROM ME!
Yeah, and speaking of that, never send me a PM again, Ford, aight?
quote:*snicker*
Everyone wondered WTF when Humble Parcelan wrote:
Yeah, and speaking of that, never send me a PM again, Ford, aight?
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Bajah had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I would send a PM, but you never send me one... You festering pile of asscheese.
You never ask.
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Check out the big brain on Humble Parcelan!
You never ask.
If you notice, neither did you.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Bajah wrote:
If you notice, neither did you.
That's because I don't ask, I demand, bitch.
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
That's because I don't ask, I demand, bitch.
Your logic is circular. I do not ask, either, whorebag. Yet you claim that I should ask for PMs, whereas you do not.
Kneel before your master! I have pizza!
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Bajah attempted to be funny by writing:
Your logic is circular. I do not ask, either, whorebag. Yet you claim that I should ask for PMs, whereas you do not.Kneel before your master! I have pizza!
I demand that pizza.
My logic is far from circular. YOU should ask for PMs, because you're weaker than me. I should demand, because I'm a born ruler.
quote:So, are you demaning that people give you PMS because you think it will make you a better leader?
Humble Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I should demand, because I'm a born ruler.
I am demanding that people send me Private Messages because I am bored.
For someone who can do something so clever as send seven PMs all saying the same thing, you sure ain't too bright.
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Bajah wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I am not weaker than the Parcelan. I am far superior in a multitude of ways.
Oho, but you will always be secondary, because the Parcelan is a force of nature, like air.
You can do a lot of things better than the air, but you can't live without it. And people, when given the option, will gladly destroy you over destroying the air.
So is it with the air, so is it with Parcelan.
People can artificially recreate air or steal it from other planets with giant robo-maids!
I am like SEX!
I'm much more preferred over crappy air.
If you want me to compare you to Airborne Viral Infections, I can do that too :P
As air, I am both good and bad, I accept that.
Likewise, if Bajah = sex, then you must accept the bad with the good.
Women sometimes shove beer bottles, feather-duster handles and even watermelons up their Bajahual organs.
Bajahually Transmitted Diseases are a terrible thing.
Bajah before marriage causes unwanted pregnancies.
Parcelan always spreads forest fires and the lack of Parcelan puts fires out.
Parcelan is easily polluted and people often need filters to even deal with him.
There is no such thing as totally safe Bajah.
Always put a purple tophat on your hobbit before engaging in Bajah, or you might get diseases.
