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Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 12-05-2002 05:20:21 PM
How badly hurt do you think you'd be?

In my opinion...

If I threw a GameCube, you'd have a bump on the head.

If I threw a PS2, you'll at least have lacerations.

If I threw an X-Box, you'd die from severe cranial trauma.

»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 12-05-2002 05:22:59 PM
But F=ma and KE=(1/2)(m)(v^2), so while the Xbox would have a lot of kinetic energy when it hit my head, you'd be able to accelerate the gamecube much better, making it able to deal similarly equal damage as the Xbox.

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Skaw
posted 12-05-2002 05:23:56 PM
quote:
From the book of »Waisztarroz«, chapter 3, verse 16:
But F=ma, so while the Xbox would have a lot of kinetic energy when it hit your head, you'd be able to accelerate the gamecube much better, making it able to deal as much force as the Xbox.

Yeah, but while you just need to slightly tap someone with an X-box to make them suffer injuries, a Gamecube would have to go atleast Mach 6.

Ukko The Popa Bear
Pancake
posted 12-05-2002 05:24:15 PM
i seen how you trow Ken , im not worring for my head.

i dont have any consel games, i dont care for them.

Gydyon
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posted 12-05-2002 05:28:16 PM
its huge lol
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posted 12-05-2002 05:28:49 PM
I actually think the game cube pwould hurt the nmost becosue the habndel makes it much easier to nswing

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Delphi Aegis
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posted 12-05-2002 05:29:06 PM
The PS2 would hurt more, it has sharper corners.
The cube would be next, but only if you used the handle as it was meant, and turned it into a blunt-like weapon.

The Xbox is too heavy to even lift, let alone hit someone.

I joke, I kid. You could probably break their skull open if you hefted the Xbox over their head and smashed it down or something.

Comrade Snoota
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posted 12-05-2002 05:32:47 PM
My brain cries out in agony, as if millions of cells were suddenly cut off everytime Kennatsu makes a post.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-05-2002 06:42:05 PM
quote:
From the book of Comrade Snoota, chapter 3, verse 16:
My brain cries out in agony, as if millions of cells were suddenly cut off everytime Kennatsu makes a post.

Now that is a good summary of what's going on.

adenine!
Closet Republican
posted 12-05-2002 07:34:00 PM
Yes, ironically enough, I think the GameCube would do the most damage if the same amount of force was applied; you just can't beat KE=mv² and a handle.
Steven Steve
posted 12-05-2002 07:36:43 PM
If you threw a console at my head, I'd head butt it and smash it
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JooJooFlop
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posted 12-05-2002 07:39:00 PM
A GameCube makes a squeeky noise if you throw it against something.
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»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 12-05-2002 08:14:19 PM
quote:
adenine! thought about the meaning of life:
Yes, ironically enough, I think the GameCube would do the most damage if the same amount of force was applied; you just can't beat KE=mv² and a handle.

It'd be like putting a shot.

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Maradon!
posted 12-05-2002 08:46:31 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop said this about your mom:
A GameCube makes a squeeky noise if you throw it against something.

rofl

Mightion Defensor
posted 12-05-2002 08:53:00 PM
quote:
How.... JooJooFlop.... uughhhhhh:
A GameCube makes a squeeky noise if you throw it against something.

Savage.

Poor 'Cube....

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-05-2002 08:59:38 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Fazum'Zen Fastfist said this:
If you threw a console at my head, I'd head butt it and smash it

Faz's head is huge lol

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Palador ChibiDragon
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posted 12-06-2002 04:34:32 AM
Actually, I think my GameCube is heavier than my PS2. It's also smaller, with less wind resistance.

I think that the GameCube would be more dangerous than the PS2.

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Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 12-06-2002 05:24:34 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Actually, I think my GameCube is heavier than my PS2. It's also smaller, with less wind resistance.

I think that the GameCube would be more dangerous than the PS2.


I disagree. From personal experience I can say that the PS2 is heavier than the GameCube... a LOT heavier.

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