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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Alek Saege said:
I posted a Go Michigan poster on my door. I hope Michigan beats OSU this Saturday.
Oh, they will. They will SO much. OSU shall be DOMINATED!
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Humble Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
Life is so hard.
It's also like this when the Browns play. Subsequently I hate the Browns.
This should be like Thanksgiving for you!
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
How can you hate it? People are dropping dripping nachos, half-eaten hot dogs, and spilling coke everywhere.This should be like Thanksgiving for you!
I hate all of the aforementioned foods with a passion.
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Humble Parcelan had this to say about Tron:
Well, you'll be kicked out of school in a few days, anyways, so no big deal.
Actually I picked up my grades and I have all A's now. 
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Humble Parcelan wrote this stupid crap:
America will find a way to pop you like a zit, terrorist El Salvadorian!
You could just kill me, but that would make YOU a criminal. Plus I'm actually a pacifist. Try harder next time though, I think you're getting warmer.
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This one time, at Lenny camp:
HOW CAN YOU HATE FOOTBALL!?!?!?!?!?!?
I like football, I hate OSU football.
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Alek Saege had this to say about Knight Rider:
You could just kill me, but that would make YOU a criminal. Plus I'm actually a pacifist. Try harder next time though, I think you're getting warmer.
Aww, he wants to pretend he's clever. Isn't that darling?
I guess when you have the personality of a fried shrimp, reading too deeply into humorous posts in a vain attempt to try and look intelligent is something of a hobby.
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Lenny's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
HOW CAN YOU HATE FOOTBALL!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cause it sucks?
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael probably says this to all the girls:
Cause it sucks?
I used to think that .
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Alek Saege was naked while typing this:
I hate all of the aforementioned foods with a passion.
But how can you waste food??!
THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!
You might as well be stealing th..those nachos right out of the dirty fingers of some poor child in...like...Italy or something. That place is third-world right? I wouldn't know because I'm a stupid american. 
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Verily, Lenny doth proclaim:
HOW CAN YOU HATE FOOTBALL!?!?!?!?!?!?
Easily.
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Check out the big brain on Lenny!
HOW CAN YOU HATE FOOTBALL!?!?!?!?!?!?
NASCAR > Football
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Freschel Spindrift wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
NASCAR > Football
NASCAR is not a sport, either.
BILLS BILLS BILLS BILLS!!!
COUGARS COUGARS COUGARS!!!
*stops around all manly like*
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OtakuPenguin had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Hockey is the only real sport.
oho!
