"I'm a secret Aury drinker."
"A Finger of Aury is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat."
"Does the Hard Aury for You."
"Just One Aury - Give It To Me!"
"Unzip a Aury."
"Who Would You Have A Aury With?"
"Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Aury."
"Men Can't Help Acting On Aury."
"Taste the Aury."
"Because So Much Is Riding On Your Aury."
"Mmmmmmmmmm-Aury."
"Make it a Aury night."
"Sweet as the Moment When the Aury Went "Pop" "
"I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Aury."
"With A Name Like Aury, It Has To Be Good."
"That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Aury."
"I want my Aury."
"I Feel Like Aury Tonight."
"Don't You Just Love Being In Aury?"
"Happiness is Aury-shaped."
"Go To Work On A Aury."
"Do the Aury."
Free happiness right here, ladies.
I Bet He Drinks Parce. 
Just Like Parce Used To Make. 
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Parce. 
Parce - The Appetizer! 
Smart. Beautiful. Kinanik.
Have You Forgotten How Good Kinanik Tastes? [ 11-19-2002: Message edited by: Kinanik ]
"It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender JooJooFlop."
"JooJooFlop - The Best A Man Can Get."
Just do Zephyer.
Zephyer really satisfies.
Top breeders recommend Zephyer.
There's Always Room For Razor
Just Do Razor
Razor Really Satisfies
And finally... the recognition I deserve:
Xyrra - The Best A Man Can Get.
The Kilauea That Refreshes.
Stimulation for Body and Kilauea.
It's How Kilauea Is Done.
Kilauea-Lickin' Good.
Reach for the Kilauea.
I Liked The Kilauea So Much, I Bought The Company!
ROFL, this one after I posted these:
Don't You Just Love Being In Kilauea?
[ 11-19-2002: Message edited by: Kilauea ]
Awww yeah 
I Saw Kalourin and I Thought of You
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Kalourin. (yeah baby, yeah)
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Kalourin
Reach for the Kalourin.
I'd Walk a Mile for a Kalourin (awww, how sweet) [ 11-19-2002: Message edited by: Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde ]
"Pvednes-lickin' Good."
"Kids will do anything for Pvednes."
"Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Pvednes."
"Nothing Acts Faster Than Pvednes."
"Because So Much Is Riding On Your Pvednes."
"Get the Pvednes Habit."
"Just Like Pvednes Used To Make."
"Feel The Raw Naked Pvednes Of The Road."
"Made In Scotland From Pvednes."
"Cleans Your Floor Without Pvednes."
"Things Happen After a Pvednes."
"Don't Say Brown, Say "Pvednes". "
"We Do Pvednes Right."
"Only Pvednes Has The Answer."
"I'd Walk a Mile for a Pvednes. "
"Puts the Pvednes in Britain. "
"Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Pvednes."
"At 29p a Pvednes, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket."
"Never Knowingly Pvednes. "
"Naughty, but Pvednes. "
"Pvednes Is Our Middle Name."
"Pvednes, Take Me Away."
"For Mash, Get Pvednes."
"Pvednes Is Job 1."
"We're with the Pvednes."
"Come Fly The Friendly Pvednes."
"Things Go Better with Pvednes."
Edit: Ha, I just had to add this, these two came right after another:
"Unzip an Erodin"
"Taste an Erodin"
Edit2: And one page refresh after the last two:
"Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Erodin."
Okay, it was pointless for me to type all of that, but that link is cool. [ 11-19-2002: Message edited by: Erodin ]
Then after gaining control of the world, I'll reveal my plans to a young man with spiked hair who forms a party and eventually destroys me.
Remember the most important part of being an evil villain, is revealing your plans to somebody who can stop you with a mysterious past that you happen to be involved in.
quote:
Probably The Best Trent In The World.Mmmmmmmmmm-Trent.
You Deserve A Trent Today.
Try Trent, You'll Like It.
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Trent.
Have You Forgotten How Good Trent Tastes?
Top Breeders Recommend Trent.
Any place, any time, Ryuujin.
[ 11-19-2002: Message edited by: Red Mage ]
The Lazzay bars are on me!
Crunch all you want. We'll make Lazzay!
Lazzay, take me away.
That's all for now.
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Fae.
The Fae That Eats Like A Meal.
Full Of Western Fae.
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Fae.
Happiness is Fae-Shaped.
If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Fae.
Stimulation for Body and Fae.
Got Fae?
Make It A Fae Night.
You're Never Alone with a Fae.
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Fae. 
Turn Loose The Fae.
Nobody Does It Like Fae.
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Fae Overnight.
Aaahh, Fae!
The Fae Of Paradise.
The Too Good to Hurry Fae.
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Fae.
Taste the Fae.
I Feel Like Aanile Tonight.
Drinka Pinta Aanile A Day.
Aanile. It's What's For Dinner. ...
The Curiously Strong Aanile.
Smart. Beautiful. Aanile. (LIES!!)
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Aanile.
(And this is wear I laugh to hard to finish...)
To Our Members, We're The Fourth Penis.
Penis Born and Bred.
Good To The Last Penis.
There's Always Room For Penis.
You Press the Penis, We Do the Rest.
Tell Them About The Penis, Mummy.
The Penis That Refreshes.
You're Never Alone with a Penis.
Would You Give Someone Your Last Penis?
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Penis.
Have You Forgotten How Good Penis Tastes?
This Is Not Your Father's Penis.
Watch Out, There's a Penis About.
Taste the Taeldian
It takes a tough man to make a tender Taeldian
Feel The Raw Naked Llamas Of The Road.
Good Llama Has Danish Written All Over It.
I feel like Addy tonight.
Run for the Addy.
Because Addy is complicated enough.
Whenever there's a snack gap, Addy fits.
Leggo my Addy!
Things go better with Addy.
When it absolutely, positively has to be Addy overnight.
If you like a lot of Addy on your biscuit, join our club.
Have you forgotten how good Addy tastes?
Mmmmmmmm-Addy.
Men can't help acting on Addy.
Go to work on an Addy.
Try Addy, you'll like it.
I Want My Drugs.
We Do Drugs Right.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Drugs.
Which Twin has the Drugs?
I Liked The Drugs So Much, I Bought The Company!
It's That Drugs Feeling.
This Is The Age Of The Drugs.
Your Drugs, Right Away.
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Drugs.
What Can Drugs Do For You?
Leggo my Drugs!
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Drugs.
The Drugs of Confidence.
It's Good To Talk Drugs.
I Feel Like Drugs Tonight.
And finally:
Just Do Drugs.
And many more.
*puts this in her journal*
Wouldn't You Like To Be A Caanis Too?
It's a Lot Less Caanis Than a Hover.
No Caanis, No Comment. nuff said.
Go To Work On A Caanis. heh...that could be bad...
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Caanis. no comment
I Can't Believe It's Not Caanis. !!!
The Future's Bright. The Future's Caanis. LONG LIVE CAANIS!!!
Caanis. It's What's For Dinner. eep
What Can Caanis Do For You? hmmmmm
Wouldn't You Rather Be Caanis? But I am Caanis...
The Caanis of Champions.
Bridge That Gap with Caanis. hold on a sec...which gap are they talking about?
Caanis Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass. depends on how many glasses they are talking about.
If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Caanis. That is of course you are not a proctologist or a urologist...
It Does Exactly What It Says On The Caanis. and we all know the Caanis is never wrong...
Caanis with the Less Fattening Centres. *looks down*...ummm...I have to work on that.
Feel The Raw Naked Caanis Of The Road. goodnight
The Wang With The Hole.
Cleans a Big, Big Wang For Less Than Half a Crown.
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Wang.
Leggo my Wang!
Have a Wang and Smile.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Wang.
A Wang A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
Let Your Wang Do The Walking.
Kids Will Do Anything For Wang.
It's That Wang Feeling.
The World's Favourite Wang.
Happiness is Wang-Shaped.
Taste the Wang.
Men Can't Help Acting On Wang.
[edit]: [ 11-19-2002: Message edited by: Mr. Cookies ]
Sweet as the Moment When the Wang Went "Pop"
quote:
Razor impressed everyone with:
Razor-Lickin' Good.
Ouchupo!
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Mmmmmmmmmm-Rhiannah.
Rhiannah - The Appetizer!
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Rhiannah.
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Rhiannah.
I'd Like to Buy the World a Rhiannah.
Run For The Rhiannah.
Rhiannah Is Job 1.
Have a Rhiannah and Smile.
Obey Your Rhiannah.
[ 11-19-2002: Message edited by: Rhiannah Majiss ]
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
