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Topic: Warning: Shinobi Sucks
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 11-17-2002 09:43:21 PM
Don't buy it. Don't rent it. Don't even pick up the box.

It takes a lot, and I mean a lot for a game to make me quit in fustration, but this one truely takes the cake. Maybe 30 mins into the game, and I encounter The Boss. The kindof boss that makes you wonder how many hits from the economy-sized bong the creators of this 'game' took. Within 10 minutes of fighting(and dying) this boss(multiple times), it struck me that simply, I couldn't beat it. Even the Law of Averages is hiding in it's closet in the face of a craptacular challenge as this. I tossed down the controller, shut off the PS2, and did something else.

As for the rest of the game, it's only subpar. The music is horrendious - some techno crap that completely clashes with the feel of the game. And there's no option to turn it off besides muting the TV. The control and flow of the game is good. Too bad it doesn't block out the half-assed attempt at a storyline. Also throw in the difficulty level. It just gets too high to be fun. Dying right before the boss and having to restart the entire level over isn't enjoyable. Then the game tosses on the soul eating sword you wield. So you better start killing those enemies, else you'll be it's next snack. The ninja-attacks are also only subpar, hardly raiting, 'cool' like they should be. (No stealth at all. Wtf is that? I thought Shinobi was a Ninja.)

In closing, the game gets about as fun as glueing big slabs of meat to your skin with honey, and dropping yourself into a bear cage.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 11-17-2002 09:58:01 PM
nem-x
posted 11-17-2002 09:59:31 PM
Eh, it's been getting lots of good ratings.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-17-2002 10:01:46 PM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Eh, it's been getting lots of good ratings.

Maybe BM just sucks at it.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 11-17-2002 10:03:55 PM
oofah
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 11-17-2002 10:07:46 PM
I liked it.
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 11-17-2002 10:08:49 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by JooJooFlop:
Maybe BM just sucks at it.
While I don't blame you for thinking that, it's not true. I don't suck at games. And I know I'm not the only one getting stuck at parts, even those reviewers (Who gave it a high raiting? Pfft.) claim that some parts are just too hard.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Addy
posted 11-17-2002 10:31:21 PM
I picked up the box for a brief moment while visiting the local Best Buy. Does this mean I'm going to die?
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 11-17-2002 10:33:43 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about (_|_):
Maybe 30 mins into the game, and I encounter The Boss. The kindof boss that makes you wonder how many hits from the economy-sized bong the creators of this 'game' took.

What weapons do you have? What attack pattern does the boss follow?

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Steven Steve
posted 11-17-2002 10:34:08 PM
A shinobi is like a ninja, but he disguises his identity instead of his presence. This makes the game make less sense.
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Erodin
Pancake
posted 11-17-2002 11:41:06 PM
Blah, Shinobi is a decent third person action game. It's not that hard, even the last boss that everybody bitches about can be easily beaten if you just power-up your sword to full and attack like mad while running around at the same time.

Using the tate system makes the game easy, if you have decent twitch reflexes/are developing your twitch skills.

I dream of becoming the 'main bad guy' of the world, that bad guy who has the power to rule the world and destroy everyone in it.

Then after gaining control of the world, I'll reveal my plans to a young man with spiked hair who forms a party and eventually destroys me.

Remember the most important part of being an evil villain, is revealing your plans to somebody who can stop you with a mysterious past that you happen to be involved in.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 11-18-2002 12:01:18 AM
Shinboi is a video game. Seven days after you play it, you die.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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