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Topic: Time for some fun!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-11-2002 10:05:29 PM
This 'game' of sorts is a simple one! All you have to do is say something you wouldn't want to hear whilst in the shower. I'll go first.

"I'M GONNA PUT MY EVIL INSIDE YOU."

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 11-11-2002 10:06:14 PM
The toilet being flushed.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 11-11-2002 10:06:21 PM
"You sure got a purdy mouth"
Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 11-11-2002 10:08:31 PM
"Would you pick up the soap?"
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 11-11-2002 10:08:34 PM
The click of a camera, and giggling.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Archon
Pancake
posted 11-11-2002 10:11:24 PM
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY GOD DAMN SHOWER?!
»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 11-11-2002 10:13:55 PM
"Honey, you remember what I told you this morning about the septic tank being full, don't you?"
I <3 Steel Battalion!
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 11-11-2002 10:18:12 PM
"Woops, you usually lock this window. Oh well, your mistake!"
Ferrel!
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 11-11-2002 10:25:15 PM
"Protecting yourself from someone wielding a banana is simple. First, you force them to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana. Here, catch. Now, attack me with the banana! Be as vicious as ya like! Come on! Come on! ...No, no, no, here. Hold the banana like this. Now scream."

"AAGH!"

"Now, attack me with it! Come on!"

"AAAGH-"

*BANG!*

"And now, I eat the banana."

nem-x
posted 11-11-2002 10:27:13 PM
A tornado coming by.
Or the power shutting off.
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 11-11-2002 10:29:30 PM
"I bet he won't notice"
"I bet he will."
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 11-11-2002 10:31:46 PM
Aadams song
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Steven Steve
posted 11-11-2002 10:42:11 PM
"Tip it upside down, that should get it to come out"
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Archon
Pancake
posted 11-11-2002 10:55:14 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Aadams song

Wha?

nem-x
posted 11-11-2002 10:57:27 PM
Burger
BANNED!
posted 11-11-2002 11:18:20 PM
"are you in yet?"
but that genarally applies to any situation...
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-11-2002 11:29:12 PM
The whir of a camera.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 11-12-2002 12:11:51 AM
"Don't worry, no one will notice me flinging this cell phone into that window." *SPLOOSHZAP*

"Did you SEE that?"

Or Steve Irwin commenting on the bathing habits of the North American Nicole.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Ryuujin
posted 11-12-2002 12:30:19 AM
"Hi there, I'm President Bush, I just popped in to tell you that saving water is Patriotism. Oh by the way, I'm gonna borrow one of your towels, Laura got too drunk off the free martinis at the Republican Convention and threw up all over the back seat of the limo. Thanks!"
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 11-12-2002 12:51:23 AM
Saspenseful violin music.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-12-2002 12:55:56 AM
The Jaws theme.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 11-12-2002 01:07:22 AM
quote:
So quoth Zephyer:
The Jaws theme.

Naw, Phsyco theme.
Steven Steve
posted 11-12-2002 01:34:14 AM
Yes, but I have glass sliding doors on my shower. Take THAT!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Peter
Pancake
posted 11-12-2002 01:43:45 AM
"Betcha you squeal Like a Pig"
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-12-2002 01:46:09 AM
"Oh man, I'm gonna PUNISH this toilet!" followed by the sounds of horrible crapping for like ten minutes. Nothing like moist poop odor to make you feel clean.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 11-12-2002 01:51:44 AM
The Sliding of the glass door open followed by a snicker...
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-12-2002 01:53:03 AM
quote:
Janus had this to say about Captain Planet:
[QUOTE]So quoth Zephyer:
[qb]The Jaws theme.


Naw, Phsyco theme.[/QB][/QUOTE]

Sure, it fits the scene better. But I think the Jaws theme would be equally disconcerting.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Erodin
Pancake
posted 11-12-2002 02:03:28 AM
*faint sound of banging on the door*

"If you don't open this door in five seconds I'm leaving you!"

and

*FOOM, CRACKLE, and various sounds of a fire*

"Wow your in a real fix buddy, I'd save you but your naked. I don't swing that way"

Feh, best I could do. I'm tired.

I dream of becoming the 'main bad guy' of the world, that bad guy who has the power to rule the world and destroy everyone in it.

Then after gaining control of the world, I'll reveal my plans to a young man with spiked hair who forms a party and eventually destroys me.

Remember the most important part of being an evil villain, is revealing your plans to somebody who can stop you with a mysterious past that you happen to be involved in.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 11-12-2002 03:25:51 AM
your parents accidently fall throguh the door while making love
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 11-12-2002 05:45:26 PM
Oops, I dropped the soap....
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