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Tier
posted 10-16-2002 02:43:17 PM
I just dropped a foot long load.

That'll be $5 for bleach for your eyes.

Oh shi...
what
posted 10-16-2002 02:44:24 PM
I am about to do the same!

afk brb

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-16-2002 02:45:16 PM
That's it?

Try having your own liquid mass of poo give you your own enema of a larger, more solid mass, then we'll talk. Hehe.

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-16-2002 02:45:40 PM
quote:
Asha'man had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I just dropped a foot long load.

That'll be $5 for bleach for your eyes.


Before I got into the shower I dropped one that had to be 15" to 18"... single chain, just kinda coiled at the bottom of the bowl.

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nem-x
posted 10-16-2002 02:52:20 PM
Maradon!
posted 10-16-2002 03:00:13 PM
Ever crest the surface of the water?

Ever crest the surface of the water on a second-wave shit?

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-16-2002 03:02:33 PM
quote:
Maradon XP stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Ever crest the surface of the water?

Ever crest the surface of the water on a second-wave shit?


Yes and yes.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 10-16-2002 03:13:29 PM
Nummy.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-16-2002 03:55:24 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
That's it?

Try having your own liquid mass of poo give you your own enema of a larger, more solid mass, then we'll talk. Hehe.


Done.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-16-2002 03:58:05 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Humble Parcelan wrote:
Done.

Every other day?

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-16-2002 04:04:25 PM
Today I let loose a triple-notchback curler on the first wave, then a double-notchback on second.

It had been a while.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Loyalist Gerard
56K oughta be enough for anybody!
posted 10-16-2002 04:14:24 PM
I've had some stomach virus or another lately...really wanna hear mine?
Loyalist Gerard
56K oughta be enough for anybody!
posted 10-16-2002 04:15:08 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Delphi Aegis said:
Every other day?

Twice an hour?

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 10-16-2002 04:15:35 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis wrote this stupid crap:
Every other day?

Only you would be proud of intestinal disfunction.

Ryuujin
posted 10-16-2002 09:08:18 PM
Oho I give "crap" rating i so funney!
Addy
posted 10-16-2002 09:11:09 PM
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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 10-16-2002 09:11:18 PM
I find that fitting.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-16-2002 10:14:09 PM
quote:
Humble Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
Only you would be proud of intestinal disfunction.

It's not me, It's my gall bladder, bish.

Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 10-16-2002 10:24:02 PM
Hehehehe triple notchback curler, rofl ^_^
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 10-16-2002 10:25:23 PM
Wow this thread really is crap....
Steven Steve
posted 10-16-2002 10:33:32 PM
One time, I held in my shit for 17 days, and I let loose at Safeco Field in Seattle because I really hate the Mariners, hehe. It totally overflowed the toilet
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 10-16-2002 11:33:55 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist attempted to be funny by writing:
One time, I held in my shit for 17 days, and I let loose at Safeco Field in Seattle because I really hate the Mariners, hehe. It totally overflowed the toilet

The Mariners rock, dude
Next to the Cubs, they are the best.

You suck.

Who do you like, the Oregon Hawks?

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Steven Steve
posted 10-17-2002 01:15:11 AM
Hehe, Oregon Hawks

Actually, I don't like baseball, but I guess I'll say the Indians despite the fact that the managers are idiots

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 10-17-2002 01:57:14 AM
Do not click here because of extreme gross-out factor. You have been warned.
Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
Steven Steve
posted 10-17-2002 02:05:48 AM
Hahaha, I saw one that was like 3 inches wide and 8 inches long
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-17-2002 09:45:46 AM
I saw the name of the site, laughed hysterically, then clicked on it.


...I'm gonna go take a shower now.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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