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Topic: In around 100 hours...
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-08-2002 12:30:58 AM
I leave for vegas.

Now...a few hours after I leave, my cousin will be having a baby shower here. There will be other males in the house.

My room, with its many technological gadgets, will be a likely target for their amusement.

Also, my grandfather has mentioned thoughts of entering my domain to "clean" it. (Which means, throw away everything I deem important))

Now, I need non lethal ways to prevent access from my video game systems. To prevent access to my room, and to know if people HAVE entered my room.

The computer situation is solved -- Log out of the system, and lock the tower case (Thanks for the case suggestion btw RIG

So...How may I non lethally deter intruders from my sacred plane of existence?

»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 10-08-2002 12:33:25 AM
Put little stickers everywhere that say "Do not touch -- I'm watching you!"

Actually, you could just, you know, lock the room.

[ 10-08-2002: Message edited by: »Waisztarroz« ]

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-08-2002 12:33:41 AM
take the cables that connect your systems to the TV. additionally, the power cords as well.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 10-08-2002 12:35:32 AM
Lock the door?

To find out if they've been in your room, Just put a piece of paper in the doorjam. If it's on the ground when you get back, you know they've entered.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-08-2002 12:35:49 AM
quote:
This one time, at »Waisztarroz« camp:
Put little stickers everywhere that say "Do not touch -- I'm watching you!"

Actually, you could just, you know, lock the room.



how can i lock the room if the door does not have a lock?

im considering setting up a webcam and filming the goings on in the room over the 4 days...anyone know about how many GBs of space that would take?

Amarys
Pancake
posted 10-08-2002 12:37:48 AM
Hrm.. getting yourself one of those small locking file cabinets might be useful for your game systems and games and stuff.. you can put them in there and lock it.. its metal.. and youll know when its being tampered with.. Im sure you can get them at like staples or even like at WalMart .. they might have em.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 10-08-2002 12:37:59 AM
Do the tape trick on the door to see if someone's been there.

(Tape trick = put clear tape sticking to both your door and the wall, if someone comes in, the tape peels away. As it peels, it curls so it doesn't re-stick to the wall. Check upon re-entering your room.)

Oh, and hide your games/systems, it'd be REALLY tempting for a friend of a friend of a friend at the party to walk off with some.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 10-08-2002 12:39:18 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:

im considering setting up a webcam and filming the goings on in the room over the 4 days...anyone know about how many GBs of space that would take?

Get a webcam that has a motion sensor, put it near the door, then you'll only get pics of the door whenever something/one moves into your room.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 10-08-2002 12:45:07 AM
Turn the resolution or whatever it is for webcam quality down real low, pretty much just for motion. if you set it for high-speed playback and see a lbip of motion, rewind. and then individually question each person about why they were there at XXXXXX time, the one that cracks will be it
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 10-08-2002 12:47:04 AM
Biohazard warning sign on the door. Maybe with an anthrax warning to boot.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-08-2002 12:50:05 AM
Just go to a hardware store and buy a basic padlock and mount

Drill it onto the door and frame, attach padlock when you leave

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-08-2002 12:57:09 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Vorago said:
Just go to a hardware store and buy a basic padlock and mount

Drill it onto the door and frame, attach padlock when you leave


Grandpa wont allow me to drill into the door.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-08-2002 01:14:49 AM
I read "baby shower".

You don't want to know my first thought.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-08-2002 01:15:38 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr wrote:
Grandpa wont allow me to drill into the door.

Solution: Drill into Grandpa.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-08-2002 01:16:49 AM
quote:
Mr Mort impressed everyone with:
Solution: Drill into Grandpa.

Not an option. I would lose a place to live if i did that!

*grin*

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-08-2002 01:17:34 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Grandpa wont allow me to drill into the door.

OK, then assuming the door opens into the room...

Shove all furniture possible against the door, perhaps forming a chain against an opposite wall
Exit out window

If the door opens out into the hall

Tie rope to doorknob

Tie other end, taunt, to a secure object in the room

Exit out window

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 10-08-2002 01:19:37 AM
Wooden poles at nice strong angels help for this
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-08-2002 01:19:48 AM
While my bed would do a wonderful job of holding the door, my window has a screen on it and ill be damned if i knoiw how to get it off
TaLourin
Pancake
posted 10-08-2002 01:26:55 AM
By my thinking, you now have 99 hours to study that window screen, and figure shit out.

You're a smart lad.. you cand o it..

even if you cant tell my email from some other person..

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-08-2002 01:30:31 AM
quote:
Tal!@ wrote this stupid crap:
By my thinking, you now have 99 hours to study that window screen, and figure shit out.

You're a smart lad.. you cand o it..

even if you cant tell my email from some other person..



stfu.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 10-08-2002 01:43:41 AM
Suggestion:

Explain to your Grandfather what the problem is. Ask if you can put a different doorknob on the door, if you provide the doorknob.

Said doorknob will, naturally, lock.

He may insist that it be the kind that is commonly used on bathrooms, where you can unlock it from the outside by inserting a narrow "pusher" through a hole. He may also insist that it come back off after you get back. Either way, it should do the job for you, and be worth the money it costs.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-08-2002 01:48:13 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Suggestion:

Explain to your Grandfather what the problem is. Ask if you can put a different doorknob on the door, if you provide the doorknob.

Said doorknob will, naturally, lock.

He may insist that it be the kind that is commonly used on bathrooms, where you can unlock it from the outside by inserting a narrow "pusher" through a hole. He may also insist that it come back off after you get back. Either way, it should do the job for you, and be worth the money it costs.



THAT is an idea.

I will ask him if he minds that, and I will let him have one of the keys, as I trust him to not let my brothers in.

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