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Topic: Geek Test.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-26-2002 01:11:35 AM
How Geek Are You?

You are 45% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-26-2002 01:16:36 AM
Same
Peter
Pancake
posted 09-26-2002 01:17:04 AM

OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-26-2002 01:17:09 AM
You are 58% geek.

You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.

[ 09-26-2002: Message edited by: Palador ChibiDragon ]

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 09-26-2002 01:17:54 AM
'OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you'

Um, k?

EDIT: ha. I couldn't even post that correctly

[ 09-26-2002: Message edited by: Kinanik ]

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
nem-x
posted 09-26-2002 01:18:23 AM
You are 28% geek

You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 09-26-2002 01:21:54 AM

You are 34% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

Is that a good thing?

There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Skaw
posted 09-26-2002 01:22:05 AM
42%, geek liaison
Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 09-26-2002 01:22:28 AM
You are 24% geek

OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-26-2002 01:23:08 AM
You are 67% geek
You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.

Girls? What are these alien beings? I know not of them!

Az Ma Taz
Pancake
posted 09-26-2002 01:23:56 AM
<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">26%</span></b> geek</td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_25x50.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
<blockquote>
<b>Normal:</b> Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.<br /><br />
<b>You [to Geek]:</b> We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!<br /><br />
<b>Geek [to You]:</b> I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!<br /><br />
<b>You [to Normal]:</b> He wants to know if he gets overtime.<br /><br /></blockquote
</td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>

....?

O_o
Buzz.
Az Ma Taz
Pancake
posted 09-26-2002 01:26:06 AM
Er...

24%, You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

O_o
Buzz.
Steven Steve
posted 09-26-2002 01:26:49 AM
30%

You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 09-26-2002 01:27:40 AM
BAH
12% I forgot
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 09-26-2002 01:34:20 AM
You are 52% geek.

You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
CBTao
Pancake
posted 09-26-2002 01:39:51 AM
You are 71% geek.

You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.

I'm the most geek yet, woohoo!

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 09-26-2002 02:18:16 AM
You are 46% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 09-26-2002 02:37:43 AM
You are 28% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-26-2002 02:45:53 AM
66% Geek.

You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.

[ 09-26-2002: Message edited by: Dr. Pvednes, PhD ]

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-26-2002 04:05:11 AM
You are 60% geek

You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.

[ 09-26-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

MadCat the 2nd
Pancake
posted 09-26-2002 06:39:17 AM
60% Geek ... damn.. I was aiming for 100%
"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 09-26-2002 08:32:38 AM
You are 21% geek

OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

hey
Len the Studious
Pancake
posted 09-26-2002 08:58:34 AM
quote:
»Giantt« had this to say about Captain Planet:
You are 21% geek

OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.


You're lying, munchkin.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 09-26-2002 09:04:18 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Len the Studious said:
You're lying, munchkin.

I may be a munchkin, but that doesn't mean I'm not outgoing. Sorry.

The days where I hung around the channel 8 hours a day are gone.

hey
Len the Studious
Pancake
posted 09-26-2002 09:06:40 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when »Giantt« said:
I may be a munchkin, but that doesn't mean I'm not outgoing. Sorry.

The days where I hung around the channel 8 hours a day are gone.



And the days where you hang around the computer 8 hours a day are here!

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 09-26-2002 09:14:30 AM
quote:
Len the Studious obviously shouldn't have said:

And the days where you hang around the computer 8 hours a day are here!


That used to be 14 hours a day. Fourteen. :/
I'm on the computer far far less nowadays if you don't count work.

A year ago, I would've scored 50+ on that test. Heh. Things change .

hey
Len the Studious
Pancake
posted 09-26-2002 09:21:09 AM
quote:
»Giantt« had this to say about pies:
That used to be 14 hours a day. Fourteen. :/
I'm on the computer far far less nowadays if you don't count work.

A year ago, I would've scored 50+ on that test. Heh. Things change .



You're just repressing it. Holding those geek urges in a BOX. One day they will burst out and make you THE UBER GEEK.

I only got like a 25% on that test.

very important poster
a sweet title
posted 09-26-2002 09:54:24 AM
quote:
Len the Studious had this to say about Jimmy Carter:

You're just repressing it. Holding those geek urges in a BOX. One day they will burst out and make you THE UBER GEEK.

Geekhood and girlfriends do not match.

Unless you're super special (I hate you super special people, by the way).

hey
Suddar
posted 09-26-2002 10:46:38 AM
You are 74% geek

You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.


i'm so geeky. :\

[ 09-26-2002: Message edited by: hard technology rock ]

Len the Studious
Pancake
posted 09-26-2002 10:50:23 AM
quote:
»Giantt« had this to say about pies:
Geekhood and girlfriends do not match.

Unless you're super special (I hate you super special people, by the way).


Don't remind me.

Did I mention I hate you now?

Suddar
posted 09-26-2002 10:51:46 AM
oh, and even with my super high geek score, i have a girlfriend.

who isn't nearly as geeky as me, at that.

[ 09-26-2002: Message edited by: hard technology rock ]

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-26-2002 10:54:23 AM
I am a geek, and I have a boyfriend who worships my geekiness.

Life is good


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 09-26-2002 11:50:02 AM
You are 30% geek

You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-26-2002 11:56:12 AM
You are 29% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

[ 09-26-2002: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 09-26-2002 01:30:29 PM
quote:

Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.


ROFL

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 09-26-2002 01:35:53 PM
You are 10% geek

OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 09-26-2002 01:45:02 PM
31% :P
"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 09-26-2002 03:07:39 PM
45%
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 09-26-2002 03:28:45 PM

You are 22% geek

OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-26-2002 03:41:48 PM
You are 41% geek
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