EverCrest Message Forums
You are not logged in. Login or Register.
Author
Topic: WHAT the bleeding hell!?
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 09-26-2002 12:13:50 AM
Next month, Sonic introduces...

Chili Cheese Frito wrap sandwiches!?

And I'm SO not looking forward to 25 cent icecream cones...

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Maradon!
posted 09-26-2002 12:14:46 AM
Sounds tasty.

And 25 cent ice cream cones would rock.

Why are you so put off by these revelations?

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-26-2002 12:17:45 AM
quote:
Maradon XP enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Why are you so put off by these revelations?

maybe cuz he works at sonic.

Peter
Pancake
posted 09-26-2002 12:18:05 AM
My Guess is he works there and 25 cent icecream cone would keep him very busy, plus be a major pain.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 09-26-2002 12:20:10 AM
You two both win the More Perceptive Than Maradon award!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-26-2002 12:21:00 AM
Lies! Zephyer is just angry about people and wants to deprive them of delicious frozen treats!
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-26-2002 12:21:42 AM
Imagine, if you will, three kindergarten/daycare classes all mobbing into the store, little grasping devil children hands reaching and pulling and breaking and messing, finding their way, kenderlike, into everything, all wanting ice cream, very quickly, right now, as they have to be at the theater to watch the lastest Disney thing in ten minutes.

The mind reels. The imagination shudders.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Maradon!
posted 09-26-2002 12:21:46 AM
Oooohhhhh.

Having worked two years in the foodservice industry myself, I can sympathize.

Here's an idea: SELF SERVE ICECREAM!!

Just keep a ruler behind the counter and slap people's hands if they try to take too much ice cream.

Az Ma Taz
Pancake
posted 09-26-2002 12:23:35 AM
Lol, rulers and slapping, how fun. I have a friend that works there, she wears the skates and everything.....
O_o
Buzz.
Peter
Pancake
posted 09-26-2002 12:25:29 AM
the wraps actully look like they could be tasty, to bad there are no Sonics in this state that I know of. But my guess they use something like the Chilli cheese sauce they used to sell, which was totaly kickass. Wish they would still sell it, and that tostito's supreme/Chicken Quesdilla(sp) cheese stuff, that was some good shit.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 09-26-2002 12:26:19 AM
You have no idea what Sonic is, do you?

It's not a place you just "go in"

It's a drive-in. He'll be busy because he's probably a carhop and will be having to spend as ton of time going to cars to deliver single 25 cent cones while dealing with people who want to buy 1 cone and only have a $20 bill.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Maradon!
posted 09-26-2002 12:30:11 AM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You have no idea what Sonic is, do you?

No.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-26-2002 12:32:10 AM
quote:
Maradon XP had this to say about Tron:
No.

Sure you do! He's that little blue guy that runs real fast!

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 09-26-2002 12:32:28 AM
Actually, I'm the closing manager.

And actually, Parce, it's both.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-26-2002 12:33:41 AM
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-26-2002 02:45:29 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Zephyer said:
Next month, Sonic introduces...

Chili Cheese Frito wrap sandwiches!?


And for real fun...

The people that work there often eat there during break, yes? And they get tired of the old stuff on the menu, and will want to try something new, yes?

So, you're going to be in the kitchen/prep room/whatever you call it, with a bunch of stressed out people that just ate Chili Cheese Frito wraps for lunch.

Time to get a gas mask, Jackal boy.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-26-2002 02:50:11 AM
Appropriate title. I wonder how many people will karnaj after eating one of those wraps.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-26-2002 03:01:57 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about the Spice Girls:

Time to get a gas mask, Jackal boy.

Funny...the moment I read "chili cheese" followed by an explanation of downing significant amounts of cheap dairy products, I thought of the same thing.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 09-26-2002 12:28:20 PM
Sonic just down the road from my apartment...hmmm...

*looks for a $20 to buy ice cream with*

/grin

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 09-26-2002 12:32:16 PM
(1) I did time at a Sonic once. Zeph, I do feel sorry for you.

(2) You haven't seen anything until you've experienced the aftermath of an "honest" chili-cheese jalapeno burger (Mustard, Hickory Sauce, Lots of Jalapenos, Cheese, Chili and Onions on a bun)

(3) There are 2 Sonics near me... I can abuse one until I'm told never to come back and I'm still not out anything.... Muahahhaah!

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
All times are US/Eastern
Hop To: