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Anobi

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 06:21:08 PM

I am here! Janus and Vise cornered me and threatened my life if I didn't join this board, so, um, I did. See guys? SEE?! I'm here! You can call off your ninja hit-man that's been stalking me for the past week! Oh, and a call out to the people: Vise stole my character. Actually, my character's name is Vyze, but the only real difference other than the name is that my Vyze isn't huggably soft. Pirate! (*please don't hurt me, Mr. Ninja*) Oh, and as was just demonstrated, my brain talks a lot when I don't want it to. (*Yeah, yeah, whatever*) Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a tire iron. (*Make me*) Okay, you asked for it... (*Dear Lord, she's really gonna do it!!*)

****Intermission****

-Anobi

I am a Ham Ham Fan Fan.

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Tristan

Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge

posted 09-11-2002 06:21:48 PM

die.

Veni, vidi, vici

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Anobi

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 06:25:10 PM

Well that wasn't very nice. My psychotic ferret is getting rather angry right about now...

-Anobi

I am a Ham Ham Fan Fan.

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Black

The Outlaw Torn

posted 09-11-2002 06:25:51 PM

You're no more insane than the shoes on my feet.

And let me tell you, those things are WACKY.

Welcome, I hate you.

[ 09-11-2002: Message edited by: Black Mage ]

Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

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Anobi

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 06:27:37 PM

"There, See? That was nice. You're not really a bad guy, you just...Dress bad." -Left Hand.

It's nice to know that SOMEONE likes me being here

-Anobi

I am a Ham Ham Fan Fan.

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Il Buono

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.

posted 09-11-2002 06:28:10 PM

Someone's trying too hard.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

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Anobi

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 06:30:14 PM

Me!!

I'll shut up now. (*Thank God! You were starting to make me look like an idiot!*)

-Anobi

I am a Ham Ham Fan Fan.

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King Parcelan

Chicken of the Sea

posted 09-11-2002 06:33:15 PM

Another one?

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Synjari

Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!

posted 09-11-2002 06:35:45 PM

My suggestion, dont come on here feeling anyone owes you anything. Respect is earned, not given away. Other than that, welcome to the boards.

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 09-11-2002 06:38:38 PM

Mmmmm, I love anobi in garlic clam sauce with parmesan bread on the side.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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»Waisztarroz«

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 06:41:20 PM

We're taking over the board by storm.

I <3 Steel Battalion!

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Anobi

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 06:42:58 PM

"Hams away!" -Hamtaro (*just shut up before I hurt you*)

-Anobi

I am a Ham Ham Fan Fan.

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Vise the Stompy

Title now 100% ass free!

posted 09-11-2002 06:42:59 PM

Great, now everybody knows about my ninja hit man

......Oh Well

Glad to see you here. Listen, if people are planning to destroy, eat, poke, or generally cause unpleasant things to happen to you, don't worry! They will leave you alone as soon as some other shiny object distracts them....Mmmm Shiny Object....-_-

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Vise the Stompy

Title now 100% ass free!

posted 09-11-2002 06:44:48 PM

quote:
Check out the big brain on »Waisztarroz«!
We're taking over the board by storm.

Indeed

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Anobi

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 06:47:18 PM

If I had a dollar for every hamham on this board, I'd have enough money to build that death-bot I've been thinking of. Or, I could invest it all in the stock market now that prices are low. Nah, I'd have more fun blowing stuff up. Or burning it. Decisions, decisions...

-Anobi

I am a Ham Ham Fan Fan.

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Janus.

I am not a woman

posted 09-11-2002 06:48:33 PM

quote:
»Waisztarroz« got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
We're taking over the board by storm.

Anyone else that we need to draft?

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TaLourin

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 06:48:51 PM

Your gerbil seems to have some kind of skin disorder.. or maybe a peek-a-boo fetish..

Or maybe Fleez.. Big, nasty, scaly biting insects, normally only carried by Gnolls.

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Tristan

Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge

posted 09-11-2002 06:50:30 PM

quote:
Tal!@ had this to say about (_|_):
Your gerbil seems to have some kind of skin disorder.. or maybe a peek-a-boo fetish..
Or maybe Fleez.. Big, nasty, scaly biting insects, normally only carried by Gnolls.

I'm betting it's something the lines of 12 STDs.

Veni, vidi, vici

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Anobi

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 06:52:08 PM

I'm not quite sure what his problem is. He was scratching his face before I got him and he's been scratching ever since. Oh well.

-Anobi

I am a Ham Ham Fan Fan.

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TaLourin

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 06:54:50 PM

quote:
Fennar enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:

I'm betting it's something the lines of 12 STDs.

Herpeghonnasyphyllaids?

ONO!

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Trent

Smurfberry Moneyshot

posted 09-11-2002 06:54:52 PM

Hi.

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Anobi

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 06:55:53 PM

j0.

-Anobi

I am a Ham Ham Fan Fan.

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Vlase

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 07:30:53 PM

How come your hamsters arms are growing out of it's forehead?
oh and Hi

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Kloie

tunactsunamooon

posted 09-11-2002 07:49:21 PM

i have the hiccups.

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`Doc

Cold in an Alley

posted 09-11-2002 07:55:08 PM

Bah. Mort's acid burned a hole in my death ray again.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

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King Parcelan

Chicken of the Sea

posted 09-11-2002 08:36:02 PM

Eh.

I sincerely doubt that you'll ever take these boards over considering that 20% of you are never recognized, 60% of you run away crying when the flames fly, and 10% are Waisztarroz.

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Katrinity

Cookie Goddess!

posted 09-11-2002 08:54:01 PM

Rawr! Beware the tails! ^.^

And have a cookie

<hands Anobi a cookie>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"

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Anobi

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 09:06:56 PM

<takes Katrinity's cookie> Thank you! <munch, munch, munch> "You're right, it was good" -Miaka

-Anobi

I am a Ham Ham Fan Fan.

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Janus.

I am not a woman

posted 09-11-2002 09:08:50 PM

quote:
A sleep deprived Humble Parcelan stammered:
Eh.
I sincerely doubt that you'll ever take these boards over considering that 20% of you are never recognized, 60% of you run away crying when the flames fly, and 10% are Waisztarroz.

Maybe that's what we want you think! Or maybe...it's the truth...

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King Parcelan

Chicken of the Sea

posted 09-11-2002 09:09:43 PM

I'm never wrong.

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»Waisztarroz«

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 09:20:58 PM

quote:
This insanity brought to you by Humble Parcelan:
Eh.
I sincerely doubt that you'll ever take these boards over considering that 20% of you are never recognized, 60% of you run away crying when the flames fly, and 10% are Waisztarroz.

I'm not even entirely sure I know what that means. I guess I'm unable to be categorized.

Besides, how does one "take over" a message board, anyway?

I <3 Steel Battalion!

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Ferret

Poing! Poing!

posted 09-11-2002 09:22:40 PM

quote:
Verily, Anobi doth proclaim:
My psychotic ferret is getting rather angry right about now...

DIE.

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Anobi

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 09:26:26 PM

What's wrong with that? I really do have a psychotic ferret. Her name is Zodiac.

-Anobi

I am a Ham Ham Fan Fan.

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Nicole

The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods

posted 09-11-2002 09:29:14 PM

Note Ferret's name

.

*buries both Anobi and Ferret in gerbils*

I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

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Anobi

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 09:35:31 PM

*enjoys the girbles* I once had four girbles at one time. Their names were Pearl, Opal, Marble, and Dusty. Dusty was the only boy, and he would have been named Amber had be been a girl.

Oh, and Zodiac's middle name is Zelda, and I have a cat named Aysha Aeris. And a rat named Mihoshi Miaka.

-Anobi

I am a Ham Ham Fan Fan.

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Tegadil

Queen of the Smoofs

posted 09-11-2002 09:59:13 PM

Doot dee doot...

RAKKA RAKKA!

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Anobi

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 10:28:10 PM

Baka Baka!

Anata wa baka desu.

-Anobi

I am a Ham Ham Fan Fan.

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Janus.

I am not a woman

posted 09-11-2002 10:48:51 PM

hodeki mas!

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MorbId

Pancake

posted 09-11-2002 11:11:16 PM

I highly doubt we could ever storm the board, since that would require cooperation for an extended length of time.

Your Hamham looks like it's trying to claw its eyes out or pull out its own brain. Rather fitting, I suppose.

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