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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-27-2002 11:19:03 AM
I have to go take a drug test (I don't even touch alcohol, much less drugs) and fill out a background check at 2:30pm today, but they say I've got the job.

A seven year background check! Holy shit. I've gotta remember everywhere I've worked and lived for the last seven years... and as a contractor, I bounce around from apartment to apartment and job to job

But I'm no longer unemployed! I can finally work again!

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-27-2002 11:28:43 AM
Yay Bajah!


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-27-2002 11:50:41 AM
So, whatcha gonna be doin?

Fal

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 08-27-2002 11:52:50 AM
*tackles Baj down and snuggles the bits and pieces out of him* GRATS HON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Beta is in school
Pancake
posted 08-27-2002 11:53:07 AM
Grats, and what Fal said.
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-27-2002 11:55:47 AM
where at?
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 08-27-2002 11:58:41 AM
WEWT! Go Bajah!"
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 08-27-2002 11:58:51 AM
[freddygotfingeredquote]

YOU GOT THE JOB, BUDDY!!!

[/freddygotfingeredquote]

grats!

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-27-2002 12:01:45 PM
well he did use the (_|_) tag, i bet he's working at a strip joint.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-27-2002 12:03:32 PM
Cool, and good luck with the job!
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 08-27-2002 12:15:22 PM
quote:
Black Mage's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Yay Bajah!
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-27-2002 12:48:11 PM
Congratulations!

And remember not to eat any poppy seed bagels for a week before the test.

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Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 08-27-2002 01:41:55 PM
YAY MATT!

jumps up and down, and hugs you senseless.

OMG YAYAYAYAYAY!

I'm so happy for you! *cheer*

*cheercheer*

^____^

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Mightion Defensor
posted 08-27-2002 02:41:12 PM
Major league w00tage gold, dude!

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-27-2002 02:42:46 PM
SWEET!! Congrats dear!
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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-27-2002 02:44:02 PM
Congradulations!!!

...I wish my father would get accepted to a job...

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-27-2002 03:18:52 PM
Whoo Hoo Bajah!

I am happy for you.

Grats.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-27-2002 04:27:29 PM
You should be a plumber.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-27-2002 04:30:06 PM
Yeah, like in the porno movies.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-27-2002 04:33:00 PM
Actually, Bajah could certainly make it in porno if he ever got the attitude down.

Right now, seeing him in porno would be like seeing Forrest Gump in porno.

"No, ma'am. Ah certainly don't know whut takin' it up tha butt-ocks means."

"Well, lemme show you, boy."

"Wow! Somethin' jumped up an' bit mah!"

"You didn't even get turned on!"

"Impotent is as impotent does, ma'am."

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Grendel
Pancake
posted 08-27-2002 04:37:25 PM
Awsome, but is it a good job?
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Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 08-27-2002 04:37:38 PM
Congratulations, Bajah. Good luck. =)
Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-27-2002 04:38:10 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-27-2002 04:39:02 PM
That and Suchii would kill and/or castrate him if he ever did break into the porno industry.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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The Flying Zebra
Sexist
posted 08-27-2002 04:58:26 PM
Gratz Bajah
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Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 08-27-2002 05:13:46 PM
w00t, I am suppose to find out if I have a job today. The lady is gonna call me.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
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Pancake
posted 08-27-2002 05:15:06 PM
Grats man. Couldn't happen to a nicer halfling dude.

So what are you gonna be doing? Slave labor like Khy and me or what?

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-27-2002 05:44:58 PM
quote:
Verily, Bajah doth proclaim:
I have to go take a drug test (I don't even touch alcohol, much less drugs) and fill out a background check at 2:30pm today, but they say I've got the job.

A seven year background check! Holy shit. I've gotta remember everywhere I've worked and lived for the last seven years... and as a contractor, I bounce around from apartment to apartment and job to job

But I'm no longer unemployed! I can finally work again!

jesus, who are you working for that is doing a seven year background check.

at this point that's slightly less than half my time on this planet

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-27-2002 06:06:03 PM
CONGRATULATIONS BAJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I so happay for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 08-27-2002 06:11:23 PM
Hey Bajah can I borrow some money?

I didn't know you had been with out work for this long...damn. Congrats man.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-27-2002 07:21:55 PM
congratz y0!

and yeah, stay away from poppy seed rolls.
Love how they show up as opiates

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-27-2002 07:31:32 PM
Grats Bajah!
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Malbi
posted 08-27-2002 08:20:38 PM
That is awesome Bajah Im glad you have found a job I wish you a long and fruitful employment
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 08-27-2002 09:19:49 PM
Gov'ment job?
Ferrel!
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-27-2002 09:32:06 PM
Huzzah! Spin a sword over your head and look cocky!
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Sangwyyn
Pancake
posted 08-27-2002 11:58:03 PM
Eeeeeeexcellent...

*deep, quiet chuckle*

I like a look of Agony,
Because I know it’s true—
Men do not sham Convulsion,
Nor simulate, a Throe—
~Emily Dickinson
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Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-28-2002 05:05:10 AM
Congratulations on the job, Bajah!!

Now if only I could get so lucky, still unemployed, bah...

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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-28-2002 05:20:15 AM
Woot, woot!!!

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-28-2002 05:25:30 AM
Coooooooooooooooooooool
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Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-28-2002 06:41:49 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop thought about the meaning of life:
That and Suchii would kill and/or castrate him if he ever did break into the porno industry.

Are you kidding? I would direct

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