Crown Wizer-In-Training of Uncouth Youth, Zachary James Taylor
Earl of People Who Say "Turn That Frown Upside Down", Zachary James Taylor
Sheriff of Everlasting Gobbstoppers, Zachary James Taylor
Superintendent Emeritus of Wieners and Buskirk, Shawn James Taylor
Slum Lord Junior Grade of Kicking Oprah's Ass, Zachary James Beck
Moff of The Ministry of Baby Monkeys, Zachary James Taylor, Ph.D.
Prince of Women's Prison Movies, Zachary James Taylor
Chief of Plywood, Sheetrock and Other Panel-Like Building Materials, Zachary James Taylor, The Seldom Lucid
i like the last one. go here now.
Vice Chancellor's Under Secretary of The Love Which Dare Not Speaketh Its Name, Zephyer Windtalon
Lord of Man-Wiener Love, Zephyer M. Windtalon, the Eighth
Minister of Naughty Bits, Zephyer Windtalon
quote:
Zephyer obviously shouldn't have said:
Minister of Naughty Bits, Zephyer Windtalon
I feel this ought to be my actual title.
Knowing full well one NEVER gets a title by asking for it...
Umpire of Picking On Nerds, Nwist The Communist
Satisfied? Friggin' SATISFIED?!?
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Oh yes, aren't I fearsome?
Marquis of Pimpin' Hos, Elvish Crack Piper VI
Über-Deacon Emeritus of Magnetic Stripe Cards, Elvish Crack Piper
I am happy!
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Vice Grandmaster of Knowing When To Hold Them and Knowing When To Fold Them, Perky-L'il Khyron L. Kravshera
In the unlikely event of a water landing, this title is designed to be used as a flotation device.
Personally, I like holding them, last time I tried to fold them she screamed and slapped me 
Chairman of The Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man, Brian Michael von Cash
Accountant of Breastseses, Brian Michael Prine (w00t)
Royal Alderman of The Flobee Hair Suction System, Brian Michael Stevens
Regent of Bad Puns, Brian Michael Springsteen (I thought this would be a different Brian)
Minor God-In-Training of The Right Side of Christopher Walken, Brian Michael Rand
Master Footsoldier of Waking And Baking, Brian Michael Straczynski
The McNugget of The Ministry of Triangle Theorems, Jessica Noelle Shippee, The Terrible
Centurion of White-Collar Crime, Jessica Noelle Shippee
Regent of Wee Ceramic Kittens and Various Actions, Jessica Noelle Shippee
I could go on and on ~lol~...
My favorite: Speaker of The Duct-Taped Gerbil Rehabilitation Association of North America (DTGRANA), Archon
Quite the bomb.
hmm. Not bad.
Queen of The Inept Navy of Paranormal Vegetables, Xyrra UlVeldriss
O_o No.
High Empress Junior Grade of The Ridiculous Army of Rhinoceroseseses, Xyrra Marcy Ul`Veldriss IV
Wtf....
I think I'll stick with the first one. 
Well, they won't be able to make a derogatory nickname from this one. Oh, wait...
and....
Sorceress of Most Every Penis, Miss Amber B.
Smart-assed skeptic: Monkey Man will MAKE you believe.
You shall henceforth be known as:
Captain-In-Training of Sleeping With The Teacher, Monica Kaye H
Maybe now they'll forget about the "Banana Incident".
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Kloie:
You shall henceforth be known as:
Funkmistress Junior Grade of Death, Señorita Monica Kaye H
Follow your own funky rhythm.
Edit: My own now. I'm not putting my last name in here.
Warden of The Ministry of Web Surfing On Company Time, Master Gandhi J.
Provost of The Black Army of People Who Say "Turn That Frown Upside Down", Snoop Doggy Gandhi J.
Word. [ 08-23-2002: Message edited by: Soldar ]
Sub-Accountant of That Taste In Your Mouth, Brian Anthony Small
Viscount of The Black Army of Nipples, Brian A Gwartney (my faviorte)
King Emeritus of The Ancient Order of The Ivy League Beer-Funnel Team, Brian A Kenobi
Vice Speaker Maximus of Most Every Road Pylon, Zoltan Ivanson
Under Secretary of The Right Side of Woolen Mufflers, George Armstrong, The Insatiable
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. (i liked the quote under the title)
Marquis of Rhinoceroseseses, Douglas Adams
Too bad your cellmate is still going to call you "Honey".
Tertiary Attaché of The Black Army of Stars, Jeremy von Higgenbottom
Don't mess with Texas.
quote:
hard technology rock had this to say about Punky Brewster:
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... is that you? 
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Punky Brewster:
... is that you?
i wish.
she is quite the woman, however.
Chief of Anal Dysfunction, Luis Beeblebrox
So long, and thanks for all the fish. [ 08-23-2002: Message edited by: Daemon_Reaper ]
Marshall of Beating Dead Horses, Palador ChibiDragon, L.C.S.W
Maharaja of Encyclopaedias and The Wonkavator, Palador ChibiDragon
Teenage Mutant Ninja Abbot Junior Grade of Yesterday Morning, Father Palador Loki ChibiDragon
"Father Palador Loki ChibiDragon", I like that!
The Great Winged Goat Person of The Klopfenstein Institute of Cloud Shape Analysis and Junior-High School, Palador Hightower ChibiDragon
Wizard-In-Training of Kicking Oprah's Ass, Palador K. ChibiDragon, The Valiant
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
Fuhrer of No Pants, Alaan Kane
Chief of Very Little, Alaan Kane
Duchess of Woolen Mufflers and Quantum Leaping, Katrinity 'Cookies' Rh`Zaar XIV
A platypus by any other name would be just as fucked up.
Associate Chairwoman of The Institute of Going A Bit Red in Helsinki, Katrinity 'Cookies' Rh`Zaar
Ambassador of The Association for the Promotion of Penii, Katrinity 'Cookies' Rh`Zaar
Countess of Yesterday Morning, Katrinity 'Cookies' Rh`Zaar
Über-Secretary of Nipples, J. 'Cookies' Rh`Zaar
quote:
You shall henceforth be known as:Fighter T. Broadsword
In the unlikely event of a water landing, this title is designed to be used as a flotation device.
HOLY SHIT!!
It actually gave me the one I was thinking of! It's frigg-diggin' PSYCHIC or something!
*Note, I got the name alone by using the two advanced options, so no title.
Grand Duchess of The Louvre, Candace Marie Pettit
Chairwoman of Kicking Oprah's Ass, Candace Marie Pettit
Governess of No Pants, Perky-L'il Candace Marie Pettit
Duchess of Vibrators, Candace Marie Pettit
Sorceress of The Emergency Roadside Call Box Appreciation Society, Candace Marie Pettit
Mistress-In-Training of Untrammeled Boinking, Youth In Asia and Triangle Theorems, Ms. Candace Marie Pettit
Minor Goddess of The Rubber Knife Appreciation Society, Candace Marie Pettit
Mistress of The Rainbow Connection, Candace Marie Pettit, M.D.
[ 08-23-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]
A lot of mine were prevalent with references to geese and poon O_o
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Pope Maximus of The Mauve Army of Retro, Ja`Deth Issar Ka'Bael XIV
Admiral of Things That Go "Bump" in the Night, Ja`Deth Issar Ka'Bael
Inspector Junior Grade of Belligerent Psychiatrists, Ja`Deth Issar Ka'Bael XVIII
Dragon of The Association for the Promotion of Rickety Foot Bridges, Jedi Master Ja`Deth Issar Ka'Bael
Alderman of Furry Wilderness Creatures, Father Ja`Deth Issar Ka'Bael, Pooky Butt
President of The Condom Society, Mr. Ja`Deth Issar Ka'Bael
Master Knight Junior Grade of Vibrators, Ja`Deth Issar Ka'Bael
The Guy In Charge of Uranus, Ja`Deth Issar Salt VIII
Associate Grandmaster-In-Training of The Ridiculous Army of Porno Web Sites, Monsieur Gooshie Issar Ka'Bael
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Caesar of Silly People Who Don't Like Drunk Driving, Azymyth Q. Crosswing, the Seventy-Twoth
Greater Viscount Junior Grade of The Association for the Promotion of Web Surfing On Company Time, Master Azymyth Crosswing
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Mecha-President of The Division For Investigating Thick Candy Shells, Rhiannah "Magic Marker" Majiss
Mage of Tufted Tit-Mouses, Darth Rhiannah Majiss
Contessa of Baby Monkeys, Rhiannah Majiss VII
